Elphaba

Who is Peaches?

Crack

this nonsense does not fit, please edit, so sayeth your lord and master, God (aka Crackprogram)

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

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Sion

ok, I gotta go take a dump. You guys hold the fort down while I'm gone.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Gatorade Frost

El Forto es Heldo

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Emo Philips

stevo

I mean, a jib is a triangular shape the leftover foreskin is streached to after circumcision. Back in the day you could tell if a lad was friend or foe by the cut of his jib. that and the scrotum.

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stevo

how'd that work out for you?

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Toaster126

Don't bother the guy... apparently he's still busy.

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"The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand)
"The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

pan6467

If we hold an election does this not become political..... and the very thing for which we fight against?

I smell a double agent.

Actually I just smell.... haven't taken my shower yet today.

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

spectre

I nominate Charlatan.

This recommendation paid for by the Silly Party.

The Silly Party, representing you with rubber noses and seltzer water in Congress for 30 years

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No goddamn slave
I will be different" ~ Machine Head

Redlemon

A rather rude musician.

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Crack

04-07-2006, 02:41 AM --- 4-07-2006, 03:18 PM

Longest dump ever!

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

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BigBen

I gotta jump in here.

Longest dump ever was a buddy of mine posted in the Middle East. He contracted "Yella Yella" (Whatever the fuck that means) and had to sit on the toilet for 3 days. The medics gave him an IV and just shoved food under the bathroom stall.

3 days.

No shit. Well, in this case, all shit.

That is all. Carry on.

Can I be Minister of Useless Trivia? I had that title in a previous position, and I quite enjoyed it.

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Charlatan

I like Peaches but I love Feist even more...

Feisty Feist...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Sion

quite well, thanks.

and no, I haven't been shitting all this time.

I mean, I AM fulla shit, but not THAT fulla shit.

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Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Sion

I'd rather hold an erection than an election. I'd feel much less dirty and used that way.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Crack

this can be arranged.

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Fremen

Brokeback Election?

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Elphaba

Double Agent passes Holy Hand Granade to Pan

This is way too much Nonsense. It's time for the car chases and explosions, dammit.

Elph jumps in her Saturn with the Rottie riding shotgun....ok, he's too big for the front seat, but work with me on this one

uncle phil

The beat goes on, the beat goes on.
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain.
La de da de de, la de da de da.

Charleston was once the rage, uh huh.
History has turned the page, uh huh.
The miniskirt's the current thing, uh huh.
Tennybopper si our newborn king, uh huh.

And the beat goes on, the beat goes on.
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain.
La de da de de, la de da de da.

The grocery store's the supermart, uh huh.
Little girls still break their hearts, uh huh.
And men still keep on marching off to war.
Electrically they keep a baseball score.

And the beat goes on, the beat goes on.
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain.
La de da de de, la de da de da.

Grandmas sit in chairs and reminisce
Boys keep chasing girls to get a kiss.
The cars keep going faster all the time.
Bums still cry 'Hey buddy, have you got a dime?'

And the beat goes on, the beat goes on.
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain.
La de da de de, la de da de da

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

shalafi

I was thinking more:


Tra la la, la la la
Tra la la, la la la

One banana,two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin' to bring you the banana Split show

(CHORUS)
Tra la la, la la la
Tra la la, la la la

Four banana, three banana, two banana,one
All bananas playin'in the bright warm sun
Flippin' like a pancake, popping like a cork
Fleegie, Bingo, Drooper an'Snork

CHORUS REPEATED

Two banana,4 banana, 1 banana, three
Swingin'like a bunch of monkeys ,hangin' from a tree
Hey there, everybody, wont you come along
How much like Banana Splits everyone can be

CHORUS REPEATED

Makin up a mess of fun
Makin up a mess of fun
Tra la la, la la la
Tra la la, la la la

Fremen

Ahhh, the memories. They come flooding back.

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Sion

Viva La Revolution

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Tophat665

Alright, by popular disdain, I hereby place myself into nomination for the esteemed title of associate vice-poobah of hippomonstrosesquipedaliaphilia. Or, better yet, Sultan of Swig.

So, Flyman, oh Joint Chief, how's DARPA coming along with the laser guided smart-bongs?

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Elphaba

Sheesh... Politics already won this war by a total lack of interest (read attention) by the Nonsense folks.

You do understand that under the "Nonsense Lost" peace agreement, each and every poster here must make at least one post in the politics forum?

Heh...the mods will ban me for this one.

Poppinjay

The politics forum has grown quiet. Perhaps it is dying.

I challenge every golfer to yell "foreskin!"

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet