Redlemon

Hey, me too, I want to join in. Can I be Secretary of Homefries Security?

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Willravel

If that job is as delicious as it sounds, I'd like to announce my running for Under Secretary of Homefries Security.

pan6467

Can I please be Minister of Silly Walks.... I promise to uphold the office to John Cleese's strictest of standards.

And Willravel can be head KKKKKinigit of the kinigits that say "NI"

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

Redlemon

He'll need an Undersecretary Under the Shrubbery. Any volunteers?

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Willravel

Ni!
............

Elphaba

Could I be in charge of ridding Politics of nasty rabbits with the use of the sacred bomb?

Toaster126

Depends... what number is on this sign?

*holds up a sign with the number 3*

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"The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand)
"The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

Elphaba

Consults Magic Eight Ball for answer. It's 3, three, III, !!!

Fremen

We need a Vice-Minister of the Oppressed.



I'm being oppressed here!

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Google

Toaster126

Nope, the correct answer was 5. Sorry.

Also, if we are self-assigning titles, I wanna be director of sex appeal.

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"The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand)
"The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

Elphaba

You have my vote. May I have the holy hand granade now? 5 looks like 3 to some folk.
(Being a double agent is tougher than I thought)

Elphaba

My resume says that I am qualified for any vice related activities. Put me in charge and you will love being oppressed. Umm, trust me on this.

Redlemon

Dude, hands off of my homefries. I'm defending them. Get your own damn plate.

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Ustwo

The politics board has been nonsense for at least a year. You have already won.

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Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host

Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.

Charlatan

Don't listen to Ustwo... he is just trying to confuse you.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

uncle phil

hear, hear!!!

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Elphaba

there, there!!!

Toaster126

Very well... don't let it be said I don't pander to my constituants.

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"The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand)
"The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

Poppinjay

Just remember, when you're sneaking up on enemy patrols, no giggling!

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Fremen

Also, you DON'T want to deal with enemy patrols by pantsing them!

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pan6467

Let me consult the Holy Book of Python.......

And there was a great war on the people of Sillydom......
Whereforth the Lord did sayeth "Be not afraid, for I shall send a savior,
He shall be a peacemaker and shall bring forth peace."
And from the bowels of the Earth there arose a tremble
And the skies turned marmalade
There appeared a girl with Kaladeiscope eyes
And porters doth donned looking glass ties
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green grew and towered over head
While Rocking Horse People ate marshmellow pies

And for forty days and forty nights it doth rained and the land was call Seattle
And the sewers backed up and from whence the great prophet appeared
He was to be named the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar
And from his mind came a salad and a birthing process

The lord saideth unto the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar,
"go and conquer the lands called Politics
And bring down their false diety"

To which the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar saideth,
"But many there listen to the flaming Bush"
So the Lord saideth,
"I shall create natural redheads and confuse the man as to which flaming bush he shall worship"

The Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar then saideth,
"But there are many conspiracy theories that leadeth to the dark side"
And the Lord saideth,
"I shall create natural brunettes for them..... and the darkside shall be plentiful"

And the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar saideth,
"But the men shall need air from the activities you doth give them"
And the Lord said,
"I shall provide natural blondes and the men may sucketh the air from their heads."

So sayeth the Holy Book of Python.
All hail the the Holy Book of Python.

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

Sion

Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord...
Congregation: O Lord...
Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big...
Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big...
Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge.
Congregation: ...So absolutely huge.
Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Congregation: Fantastic.
Humphrey: Amen.
Congregation: Amen.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

maleficent

why not?

can i pick who gets pants though?

pretty please?

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pan6467

Speaking as a politics board man...... You're all just jealous cause the voices don't talk to you.

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

Sticky

I say we hold an election to see who our president and commander in chief should be.

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maleficent

i can't just appoint myself?

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Redlemon

We also need a Prime Minister, a King, a Supreme Ruler, a Benevolent Dictator, and a Grand Poo-Bah. Might as well cover the bases.

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

stevo

I like the cut of your jib here. On the politics board we get spanked for one-liners, no matter how useless.

fart.

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"If I am such a genius why am I drunk, lost in the desert, with a bullet in my ass?" -Otto Mannkusser

maleficent

oooh how about power rangers too - can we have power rangers?

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stevo

I call blue

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"If I am such a genius why am I drunk, lost in the desert, with a bullet in my ass?" -Otto Mannkusser

Elphaba

I call shotgun!

Redlemon

I call 867-5309.

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Sion

I just called...to say...I love you...
I just called...to say how much I care...

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Sultana

I'm applying to uhhhh...assume the position of Vice-President. Of vice.
Vice-President of Vice.

I believe that would make me your superior.
Com'ere!

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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.
At night, the ice weasels come." -

Matt Groening

My goal? To fulfill my potential.

Sion

peaches.

I like peaches.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Crack

what's a jib?

and btw, I already called God, and Pink Power Ranger, Pokemon Grandmaster, and WWF intercontental champion, so you sobs can fight over the other meaningless titles all day if you want.

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Sultana

What did she have to say?

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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.
At night, the ice weasels come." -

Matt Groening

My goal? To fulfill my potential.

Sticky

I call
555-6792

Does anybody know who this number is for?
(I think that is the number anyway)

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Sticky

Man everything is on the internet.


Wow, what a memory I have (sometimes)! or Wow, the power of TV!
I was correct about the number

Look here if you want to know what the number is:
Spoiler: Take a look at the example section on this page.
http://www.answers.com/topic/555-telephone-number
I believe that it is the second to last example

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stevo

A jib is a triangular sail stretching from the foretopmast head to the jib boom and in small craft to the bowsprit or the bow. Back in the day you could tell by the cut of one's jib if that ship was friend or foe.

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"If I am such a genius why am I drunk, lost in the desert, with a bullet in my ass?" -Otto Mannkusser