I gotta jump in here.
Longest dump ever was a buddy of mine posted in the Middle East. He contracted "Yella Yella" (Whatever the fuck that means) and had to sit on the toilet for 3 days. The medics gave him an IV and just shoved food under the bathroom stall.
3 days.
No shit. Well, in this case, all shit.
That is all. Carry on.
Can I be Minister of Useless Trivia? I had that title in a previous position, and I quite enjoyed it.
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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.
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