Crack

Tilted Politics must be put in their place.
They must be converted to the Nonsense Philosophy!
Which should not be confused with Tilted Philosophy, they are entirely different. (and next to be conquered)
Too long have they made educated comments to thought provoking posts!
Too long have they skirted the real topics, such as word association, crazy flash games, and random picture linkage!
Too long have they thumbed their collective noses at us with big words which most of us can't even understand without google and copy and paste!

I propose a WAR!
Now I understand that we can't really kill them, and we can't go into their board and cause a fuss, but we can do something! We can convert their members! We must strive to pull more viewers of Tilted Politics to Nonsense. How will we do this? I don't know. But this is nonsense, we are the ones who can: 'Post whatever! Links, games, pics.' That is a powerful word... 'Whatever' that means when you want to post something, you can! Post it here! We are cool like that!
I know what some of you are saying: "Tilted Politics is more nonsense than nonsense is most of the time" and I agree, which is why I think they should be our first stop on the global TFP domination! They are more like us than they would even care to admit!
I will open up positions for General, I need a 'Secretary of War', and a 'Secretary of Bringing Us All Some Coffee' I wll consider anyone who wants to appily for these positions, but it will help your case if you are a regular poster in Nonsense, and abhor politics in any form.

Let the massacre commence.

__________________
Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Crack

also, check out this fun flash game!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/invisiquest

__________________
Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

snowy

I'll volunteer for the position of Secretary of Bringing Us All Some Coffee. I realize I don't get into Nonsense much, so I figure I should start at the bottom. Plus, I make damn good coffee!

__________________
If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Toaster126

Well, I don't venture into Politics, and I occasionally come into Nonsense, so I think it's clear who the winner of this conflict will be...

Also, fries are best with ketchup, and anyone who says differently is a liar.

__________________
"The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand)
"The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

Silvy

I'm not a frequent attender, but this almost sounds like Politics....
You aren't a spy, are you?

__________________
"Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. "
- Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)

feelgood

Off his head!

__________________
Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

Fremen

I'd like to apply for the position of Secretary of 'Whatever'.



/fries w/sweet-n-sour sauce

__________________
Google

Sion

I declare myself Secretary of Skimming 4.27% off the Top of Any Profits.

oh, and should they be necessary, I have 7 boxes of large rubber bands (1000 count).

__________________
He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Charlatan

Spoiler: I am already a double agent...

__________________
"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

tecoyah

I have been converted by the above incredible swaying propoganda. I request the Honor of a Title in the new Nonsense Delegation, and will not be open to the Supreme commander position...No, Please....dont try to convince me otherwise. Something along the lines of undersecratary of useless reply removal will do nicely...though I leave the actual position title up to the congressional panel already in place for such descisions.

__________________
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

Poppinjay

I would like to be under-secretary of wondering what the heck James Blunt's video is about.

__________________
I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

MojoRisin

Oh I'll be Secretary of WUKkuHHH WUuKKUhhh WaaaaOOOOooOOOOOo beeebuuhLLLUHHH bEEE BBUUU LUUHHHH BEE-BUh-LUHHH

__________________
Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!"

Coppertop

I hereby nominate flyman for the head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Charlatan

Given the number of people here, I really hope its the joints Chief of Staff... I hear Fremen likes to bogart...

__________________
"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Elphaba

Ditto to that.

Toaster126

Funny stuff, kiddo.

Also, go here... http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=102543

__________________
"The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand)
"The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

Crack

I like the cut of your jib son!

__________________
Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Brewmaniac

I would like to be under-secretary of anything related to Beer!

__________________
"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

Willravel

We surrender!!

ubertuber

We who are about to die salute you!

(What did that mean? Why did I type it? I don't know!)

I'd like to be Secretary of the Exterior. That seems like it would keep me from having to do any work, since anything that you guys need won't be my job.

__________________
Cogito ergo spud -- I think, therefore I yam

Elphaba

Damn pacifist.

Elphaba

I would like to be Secretary of Dumbing Down Big Words, including mayonnaise.

MojoRisin

I second that motion, all hail and long reign the Mayo Dynasty.

__________________
Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!"

ShaniFaye

Well damn the two positions I wanted are already spoken for

Can I be secretary of shut the fuck up?? (but only if I can use my floggers and daggers and swords)

__________________
I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

Sticky

__________________
Sticky The Stickman

Crack

Sticky... makes sense to me, so it makes great nonsense

__________________
Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Willravel

I like crackprogram's avatar.

We still surrender.

Sion

I'd also consider the postion of Over-Secretary of Boobs and Nipplage.

__________________
He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Zeraph

Nonsense nuclear bombing commence.

Sticky

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SAADA1cWBDxPWiPRtD4lAFeWtDQy3xzpffC4TMdibMgE9Ikv3Rinjf7*zNt1aNoJQ8OI*fb5aGBY9QnUqOs4vVMPpnd56PHGhnPCtKf0upk4AAAAynJnAg/example30.jpg?dc=4675566241627493036[/IMG]

<img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SAADA1cWBDxPWiPRtD4lAFeWtDQy3xzpffC4TMdibMgE9Ikv3Rinjf7*zNt1aNoJQ8OI*fb5aGBY9QnUqOs4vVMPpnd56PHGhnPCtKf0upk4AAAAynJnAg/example30.jpg?dc=4675566241627493036">

Anybody see the images above (in this post)?

__________________
Sticky The Stickman

Toaster126

I don't. But the string of nonsense (looked like it at first) seemed oddly topical.

__________________
"The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand)
"The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

Sticky

for some reason image posting just does not alsways work for me

let me try again:

__________________
Sticky The Stickman

Elphaba

Dons magic tin foil hat.

uncle phil

/me hears the sound of rolling thunder again...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Charlatan

I vote flyman for Secretary of the Posterior.

__________________
"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fly

oh man..........i could soooooo handle that title.


ganja all around.

__________________
BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Fly

well you know........

it is........"all about the ass"

__________________
BASTARD

SterlingStudios

jwoody

Just over a month to the second annual ass-day, you know. Is it too early to start the world domination?

Did I say world domination?

I meant promotion.

Ass-Day promotion.

Not world domination.

Forget I said that.

Carry on with your business, you didn't see this.

__________________
.

Sion

today the TFP Political Forum...Tomorrow the WORLD!

__________________
He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Bill O'Rights

Oh crack, crack, crack...
/me slowly shakes head

If there is one thing that 43 years on this planet has taught me, it's that most politics are...(say it with me)...nonsense.
Since your "war" is really quite pointless, as you've already won before you've actually started, then I have to assume that it's politicaly motivated, and therefore by default...nonsense.

__________________
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.