NONSENSE DECLARES WAR ON TILTED POLITICS
 

Tilted Politics must be put in their place.
They must be converted to the Nonsense Philosophy!
Which should not be confused with Tilted Philosophy, they are entirely different. (and next to be conquered)
Too long have they made educated comments to thought provoking posts!
Too long have they skirted the real topics, such as word association, crazy flash games, and random picture linkage!
Too long have they thumbed their collective noses at us with big words which most of us can't even understand without google and copy and paste!

I propose a WAR!
Now I understand that we can't really kill them, and we can't go into their board and cause a fuss, but we can do something! We can convert their members! We must strive to pull more viewers of Tilted Politics to Nonsense. How will we do this? I don't know. But this is nonsense, we are the ones who can: 'Post whatever! Links, games, pics.' That is a powerful word... 'Whatever' that means when you want to post something, you can! Post it here! We are cool like that!
I know what some of you are saying: "Tilted Politics is more nonsense than nonsense is most of the time" and I agree, which is why I think they should be our first stop on the global TFP domination! They are more like us than they would even care to admit!
I will open up positions for General, I need a 'Secretary of War', and a 'Secretary of Bringing Us All Some Coffee' I wll consider anyone who wants to appily for these positions, but it will help your case if you are a regular poster in Nonsense, and abhor politics in any form.

Let the massacre commence.

also, check out this fun flash game!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/invisiquest

:lol:

I'll volunteer for the position of Secretary of Bringing Us All Some Coffee. I realize I don't get into Nonsense much, so I figure I should start at the bottom. Plus, I make damn good coffee!

Well, I don't venture into Politics, and I occasionally come into Nonsense, so I think it's clear who the winner of this conflict will be...

Also, fries are best with ketchup, and anyone who says differently is a liar.

I'm not a frequent attender, but this almost sounds like Politics....
You aren't a spy, are you?
:hmm:

Off his head!

I'd like to apply for the position of Secretary of 'Whatever'.



/fries w/sweet-n-sour sauce

I declare myself Secretary of Skimming 4.27% off the Top of Any Profits.

oh, and should they be necessary, I have 7 boxes of large rubber bands (1000 count).

Spoiler: I am already a double agent...

I have been converted by the above incredible swaying propoganda. I request the Honor of a Title in the new Nonsense Delegation, and will not be open to the Supreme commander position...No, Please....dont try to convince me otherwise. Something along the lines of undersecratary of useless reply removal will do nicely...though I leave the actual position title up to the congressional panel already in place for such descisions.

I would like to be under-secretary of wondering what the heck James Blunt's video is about.

Oh I'll be Secretary of WUKkuHHH WUuKKUhhh WaaaaOOOOooOOOOOo beeebuuhLLLUHHH bEEE BBUUU LUUHHHH BEE-BUh-LUHHH

I hereby nominate flyman for the head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Given the number of people here, I really hope its the joints Chief of Staff... I hear Fremen likes to bogart...

Ditto to that.

Funny stuff, kiddo.

Also, go here... http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=102543

I like the cut of your jib son!

I would like to be under-secretary of anything related to Beer!

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/249...orpoter3an.jpg

We surrender!!

We who are about to die salute you!

(What did that mean? Why did I type it? I don't know!)

I'd like to be Secretary of the Exterior. That seems like it would keep me from having to do any work, since anything that you guys need won't be my job.

Damn pacifist. :hmm:

I would like to be Secretary of Dumbing Down Big Words, including mayonnaise.

I second that motion, all hail and long reign the Mayo Dynasty.

Well damn the two positions I wanted are already spoken for

Can I be secretary of shut the fuck up?? (but only if I can use my floggers and daggers and swords)

Sticky... makes sense to me, so it makes great nonsense

I like crackprogram's avatar.

We still surrender.

I'd also consider the postion of Over-Secretary of Boobs and Nipplage.

Nonsense nuclear bombing commence.

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Anybody see the images above (in this post)?

I don't. But the string of nonsense (looked like it at first) seemed oddly topical. :)

for some reason image posting just does not alsways work for me

let me try again:
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2953/example35dp.jpg

Dons magic tin foil hat.

/me hears the sound of rolling thunder again...

I vote flyman for Secretary of the Posterior.

oh man..........i could soooooo handle that title.


ganja all around.

well you know........

it is........"all about the ass"


:D

Just over a month to the second annual ass-day, you know. Is it too early to start the world domination?

Did I say world domination?

I meant promotion.

Ass-Day promotion.

Not world domination.

Forget I said that.

Carry on with your business, you didn't see this.

today the TFP Political Forum...Tomorrow the WORLD!

Oh crack, crack, crack...
/me slowly shakes head

If there is one thing that 43 years on this planet has taught me, it's that most politics are...(say it with me)...nonsense.
Since your "war" is really quite pointless, as you've already won before you've actually started, then I have to assume that it's politicaly motivated, and therefore by default...nonsense.