Hey, me too, I want to join in. Can I be Secretary of Homefries Security?

If that job is as delicious as it sounds, I'd like to announce my running for Under Secretary of Homefries Security.

Can I please be Minister of Silly Walks.... I promise to uphold the office to John Cleese's strictest of standards.

And Willravel can be head KKKKKinigit of the kinigits that say "NI"

He'll need an Undersecretary Under the Shrubbery. Any volunteers?

Ni!
............

Could I be in charge of ridding Politics of nasty rabbits with the use of the sacred bomb?

Depends... what number is on this sign?

*holds up a sign with the number 3*

Consults Magic Eight Ball for answer. It's 3, three, III, !!!

We need a Vice-Minister of the Oppressed.



I'm being oppressed here!

Nope, the correct answer was 5. Sorry.

Also, if we are self-assigning titles, I wanna be director of sex appeal.

You have my vote. May I have the holy hand granade now? 5 looks like 3 to some folk.
(Being a double agent is tougher than I thought)

My resume says that I am qualified for any vice related activities. Put me in charge and you will love being oppressed. Umm, trust me on this.

Dude, hands off of my homefries. I'm defending them. Get your own damn plate.

The politics board has been nonsense for at least a year. You have already won.

Don't listen to Ustwo... he is just trying to confuse you.

hear, hear!!!

there, there!!!

Very well... don't let it be said I don't pander to my constituants.

Just remember, when you're sneaking up on enemy patrols, no giggling!

Also, you DON'T want to deal with enemy patrols by pantsing them!

Let me consult the Holy Book of Python.......

And there was a great war on the people of Sillydom......
Whereforth the Lord did sayeth "Be not afraid, for I shall send a savior,
He shall be a peacemaker and shall bring forth peace."
And from the bowels of the Earth there arose a tremble
And the skies turned marmalade
There appeared a girl with Kaladeiscope eyes
And porters doth donned looking glass ties
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green grew and towered over head
While Rocking Horse People ate marshmellow pies

And for forty days and forty nights it doth rained and the land was call Seattle
And the sewers backed up and from whence the great prophet appeared
He was to be named the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar
And from his mind came a salad and a birthing process

The lord saideth unto the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar,
"go and conquer the lands called Politics
And bring down their false diety"

To which the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar saideth,
"But many there listen to the flaming Bush"
So the Lord saideth,
"I shall create natural redheads and confuse the man as to which flaming bush he shall worship"

The Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar then saideth,
"But there are many conspiracy theories that leadeth to the dark side"
And the Lord saideth,
"I shall create natural brunettes for them..... and the darkside shall be plentiful"

And the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar saideth,
"But the men shall need air from the activities you doth give them"
And the Lord said,
"I shall provide natural blondes and the men may sucketh the air from their heads."

So sayeth the Holy Book of Python.
All hail the the Holy Book of Python.

Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord...
Congregation: O Lord...
Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big...
Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big...
Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge.
Congregation: ...So absolutely huge.
Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Congregation: Fantastic.
Humphrey: Amen.
Congregation: Amen.

why not?

can i pick who gets pants though?

pretty please?

Speaking as a politics board man...... You're all just jealous cause the voices don't talk to you.

I say we hold an election to see who our president and commander in chief should be.

i can't just appoint myself?

We also need a Prime Minister, a King, a Supreme Ruler, a Benevolent Dictator, and a Grand Poo-Bah. Might as well cover the bases.

I like the cut of your jib here. On the politics board we get spanked for one-liners, no matter how useless.

fart.

oooh how about power rangers too - can we have power rangers?

I call blue

I call shotgun!

I call 867-5309.

I just called...to say...I love you...
I just called...to say how much I care...

I'm applying to uhhhh...assume the position of Vice-President. Of vice.
Vice-President of Vice.

I believe that would make me your superior. :D
Com'ere!

peaches.

I like peaches.

what's a jib?

and btw, I already called God, and Pink Power Ranger, Pokemon Grandmaster, and WWF intercontental champion, so you sobs can fight over the other meaningless titles all day if you want.

What did she have to say? :lol:

I call
555-6792

Does anybody know who this number is for?
(I think that is the number anyway)

Man everything is on the internet.


Wow, what a memory I have (sometimes)! or Wow, the power of TV!
I was correct about the number

Look here if you want to know what the number is:
Spoiler: Take a look at the example section on this page.
http://www.answers.com/topic/555-telephone-number
I believe that it is the second to last example

A jib is a triangular sail stretching from the foretopmast head to the jib boom and in small craft to the bowsprit or the bow. Back in the day you could tell by the cut of one's jib if that ship was friend or foe.