NONSENSE DECLARES WAR ON TILTED POLITICS
 

Tilted Politics must be put in their place.
They must be converted to the Nonsense Philosophy!
Which should not be confused with Tilted Philosophy, they are entirely different. (and next to be conquered)
Too long have they made educated comments to thought provoking posts!
Too long have they skirted the real topics, such as word association, crazy flash games, and random picture linkage!
Too long have they thumbed their collective noses at us with big words which most of us can't even understand without google and copy and paste!

I propose a WAR!
Now I understand that we can't really kill them, and we can't go into their board and cause a fuss, but we can do something! We can convert their members! We must strive to pull more viewers of Tilted Politics to Nonsense. How will we do this? I don't know. But this is nonsense, we are the ones who can: 'Post whatever! Links, games, pics.' That is a powerful word... 'Whatever' that means when you want to post something, you can! Post it here! We are cool like that!
I know what some of you are saying: "Tilted Politics is more nonsense than nonsense is most of the time" and I agree, which is why I think they should be our first stop on the global TFP domination! They are more like us than they would even care to admit!
I will open up positions for General, I need a 'Secretary of War', and a 'Secretary of Bringing Us All Some Coffee' I wll consider anyone who wants to appily for these positions, but it will help your case if you are a regular poster in Nonsense, and abhor politics in any form.

Let the massacre commence.

also, check out this fun flash game!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/invisiquest

:lol:

I'll volunteer for the position of Secretary of Bringing Us All Some Coffee. I realize I don't get into Nonsense much, so I figure I should start at the bottom. Plus, I make damn good coffee!

Well, I don't venture into Politics, and I occasionally come into Nonsense, so I think it's clear who the winner of this conflict will be...

Also, fries are best with ketchup, and anyone who says differently is a liar.

I'm not a frequent attender, but this almost sounds like Politics....
You aren't a spy, are you?
:hmm:

Off his head!

I'd like to apply for the position of Secretary of 'Whatever'.



/fries w/sweet-n-sour sauce

I declare myself Secretary of Skimming 4.27% off the Top of Any Profits.

oh, and should they be necessary, I have 7 boxes of large rubber bands (1000 count).

Spoiler: I am already a double agent...

I have been converted by the above incredible swaying propoganda. I request the Honor of a Title in the new Nonsense Delegation, and will not be open to the Supreme commander position...No, Please....dont try to convince me otherwise. Something along the lines of undersecratary of useless reply removal will do nicely...though I leave the actual position title up to the congressional panel already in place for such descisions.

I would like to be under-secretary of wondering what the heck James Blunt's video is about.

Oh I'll be Secretary of WUKkuHHH WUuKKUhhh WaaaaOOOOooOOOOOo beeebuuhLLLUHHH bEEE BBUUU LUUHHHH BEE-BUh-LUHHH

I hereby nominate flyman for the head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Given the number of people here, I really hope its the joints Chief of Staff... I hear Fremen likes to bogart...

Ditto to that.

Funny stuff, kiddo.

Also, go here... http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=102543

I like the cut of your jib son!

I would like to be under-secretary of anything related to Beer!

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/249...orpoter3an.jpg

We surrender!!

We who are about to die salute you!

(What did that mean? Why did I type it? I don't know!)

I'd like to be Secretary of the Exterior. That seems like it would keep me from having to do any work, since anything that you guys need won't be my job.

Damn pacifist. :hmm:

I would like to be Secretary of Dumbing Down Big Words, including mayonnaise.

I second that motion, all hail and long reign the Mayo Dynasty.

Well damn the two positions I wanted are already spoken for

Can I be secretary of shut the fuck up?? (but only if I can use my floggers and daggers and swords)

Sticky... makes sense to me, so it makes great nonsense

I like crackprogram's avatar.

We still surrender.

I'd also consider the postion of Over-Secretary of Boobs and Nipplage.

Nonsense nuclear bombing commence.

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Anybody see the images above (in this post)?

I don't. But the string of nonsense (looked like it at first) seemed oddly topical. :)

for some reason image posting just does not alsways work for me

let me try again:
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2953/example35dp.jpg

Dons magic tin foil hat.

/me hears the sound of rolling thunder again...

I vote flyman for Secretary of the Posterior.

oh man..........i could soooooo handle that title.


ganja all around.

well you know........

it is........"all about the ass"


:D

Just over a month to the second annual ass-day, you know. Is it too early to start the world domination?

Did I say world domination?

I meant promotion.

Ass-Day promotion.

Not world domination.

Forget I said that.

Carry on with your business, you didn't see this.

today the TFP Political Forum...Tomorrow the WORLD!

Oh crack, crack, crack...
/me slowly shakes head

If there is one thing that 43 years on this planet has taught me, it's that most politics are...(say it with me)...nonsense.
Since your "war" is really quite pointless, as you've already won before you've actually started, then I have to assume that it's politicaly motivated, and therefore by default...nonsense.

Hey, me too, I want to join in. Can I be Secretary of Homefries Security?

If that job is as delicious as it sounds, I'd like to announce my running for Under Secretary of Homefries Security.

Can I please be Minister of Silly Walks.... I promise to uphold the office to John Cleese's strictest of standards.

And Willravel can be head KKKKKinigit of the kinigits that say "NI"

He'll need an Undersecretary Under the Shrubbery. Any volunteers?

Ni!
............

Could I be in charge of ridding Politics of nasty rabbits with the use of the sacred bomb?

Depends... what number is on this sign?

*holds up a sign with the number 3*

Consults Magic Eight Ball for answer. It's 3, three, III, !!!

We need a Vice-Minister of the Oppressed.



I'm being oppressed here!

Nope, the correct answer was 5. Sorry.

Also, if we are self-assigning titles, I wanna be director of sex appeal.

You have my vote. May I have the holy hand granade now? 5 looks like 3 to some folk.
(Being a double agent is tougher than I thought)

My resume says that I am qualified for any vice related activities. Put me in charge and you will love being oppressed. Umm, trust me on this.

Dude, hands off of my homefries. I'm defending them. Get your own damn plate.

The politics board has been nonsense for at least a year. You have already won.

Don't listen to Ustwo... he is just trying to confuse you.

hear, hear!!!

there, there!!!

Very well... don't let it be said I don't pander to my constituants.

Just remember, when you're sneaking up on enemy patrols, no giggling!

Also, you DON'T want to deal with enemy patrols by pantsing them!

Let me consult the Holy Book of Python.......

And there was a great war on the people of Sillydom......
Whereforth the Lord did sayeth "Be not afraid, for I shall send a savior,
He shall be a peacemaker and shall bring forth peace."
And from the bowels of the Earth there arose a tremble
And the skies turned marmalade
There appeared a girl with Kaladeiscope eyes
And porters doth donned looking glass ties
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green grew and towered over head
While Rocking Horse People ate marshmellow pies

And for forty days and forty nights it doth rained and the land was call Seattle
And the sewers backed up and from whence the great prophet appeared
He was to be named the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar
And from his mind came a salad and a birthing process

The lord saideth unto the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar,
"go and conquer the lands called Politics
And bring down their false diety"

To which the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar saideth,
"But many there listen to the flaming Bush"
So the Lord saideth,
"I shall create natural redheads and confuse the man as to which flaming bush he shall worship"

The Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar then saideth,
"But there are many conspiracy theories that leadeth to the dark side"
And the Lord saideth,
"I shall create natural brunettes for them..... and the darkside shall be plentiful"

And the Great and All Knowing Sid Ceasar saideth,
"But the men shall need air from the activities you doth give them"
And the Lord said,
"I shall provide natural blondes and the men may sucketh the air from their heads."

So sayeth the Holy Book of Python.
All hail the the Holy Book of Python.

Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord...
Congregation: O Lord...
Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big...
Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big...
Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge.
Congregation: ...So absolutely huge.
Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Congregation: Fantastic.
Humphrey: Amen.
Congregation: Amen.

why not?

can i pick who gets pants though?

pretty please?

Speaking as a politics board man...... You're all just jealous cause the voices don't talk to you.

I say we hold an election to see who our president and commander in chief should be.

i can't just appoint myself?

We also need a Prime Minister, a King, a Supreme Ruler, a Benevolent Dictator, and a Grand Poo-Bah. Might as well cover the bases.

I like the cut of your jib here. On the politics board we get spanked for one-liners, no matter how useless.

fart.

oooh how about power rangers too - can we have power rangers?

I call blue

I call shotgun!

I call 867-5309.

I just called...to say...I love you...
I just called...to say how much I care...

I'm applying to uhhhh...assume the position of Vice-President. Of vice.
Vice-President of Vice.

I believe that would make me your superior. :D
Com'ere!

peaches.

I like peaches.

what's a jib?

and btw, I already called God, and Pink Power Ranger, Pokemon Grandmaster, and WWF intercontental champion, so you sobs can fight over the other meaningless titles all day if you want.

What did she have to say? :lol:

I call
555-6792

Does anybody know who this number is for?
(I think that is the number anyway)

Man everything is on the internet.


Wow, what a memory I have (sometimes)! or Wow, the power of TV!
I was correct about the number

Look here if you want to know what the number is:
Spoiler: Take a look at the example section on this page.
http://www.answers.com/topic/555-telephone-number
I believe that it is the second to last example

A jib is a triangular sail stretching from the foretopmast head to the jib boom and in small craft to the bowsprit or the bow. Back in the day you could tell by the cut of one's jib if that ship was friend or foe.

Who is Peaches?

this nonsense does not fit, please edit, so sayeth your lord and master, God (aka Crackprogram)

ok, I gotta go take a dump. You guys hold the fort down while I'm gone.

El Forto es Heldo

I mean, a jib is a triangular shape the leftover foreskin is streached to after circumcision. Back in the day you could tell if a lad was friend or foe by the cut of his jib. that and the scrotum.

how'd that work out for you?

Don't bother the guy... apparently he's still busy.

If we hold an election does this not become political..... and the very thing for which we fight against?

I smell a double agent.

Actually I just smell.... haven't taken my shower yet today.

I nominate Charlatan.

This recommendation paid for by the Silly Party.

The Silly Party, representing you with rubber noses and seltzer water in Congress for 30 years

A rather rude musician.

http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/1818/peaches8nh.jpg

04-07-2006, 02:41 AM --- 4-07-2006, 03:18 PM

Longest dump ever!

I gotta jump in here.

Longest dump ever was a buddy of mine posted in the Middle East. He contracted "Yella Yella" (Whatever the fuck that means) and had to sit on the toilet for 3 days. The medics gave him an IV and just shoved food under the bathroom stall.

3 days.

No shit. Well, in this case, all shit.

That is all. Carry on.

Can I be Minister of Useless Trivia? I had that title in a previous position, and I quite enjoyed it.

I like Peaches but I love Feist even more...

Feisty Feist...

quite well, thanks.

and no, I haven't been shitting all this time.

I mean, I AM fulla shit, but not THAT fulla shit.

I'd rather hold an erection than an election. I'd feel much less dirty and used that way.

this can be arranged.

Brokeback Election?

Double Agent passes Holy Hand Granade to Pan

This is way too much Nonsense. It's time for the car chases and explosions, dammit.

Elph jumps in her Saturn with the Rottie riding shotgun....ok, he's too big for the front seat, but work with me on this one

The beat goes on, the beat goes on.
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain.
La de da de de, la de da de da.

Charleston was once the rage, uh huh.
History has turned the page, uh huh.
The miniskirt's the current thing, uh huh.
Tennybopper si our newborn king, uh huh.

And the beat goes on, the beat goes on.
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain.
La de da de de, la de da de da.

The grocery store's the supermart, uh huh.
Little girls still break their hearts, uh huh.
And men still keep on marching off to war.
Electrically they keep a baseball score.

And the beat goes on, the beat goes on.
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain.
La de da de de, la de da de da.

Grandmas sit in chairs and reminisce
Boys keep chasing girls to get a kiss.
The cars keep going faster all the time.
Bums still cry 'Hey buddy, have you got a dime?'

And the beat goes on, the beat goes on.
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain.
La de da de de, la de da de da

I was thinking more:


Tra la la, la la la
Tra la la, la la la

One banana,two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin' to bring you the banana Split show

(CHORUS)
Tra la la, la la la
Tra la la, la la la

Four banana, three banana, two banana,one
All bananas playin'in the bright warm sun
Flippin' like a pancake, popping like a cork
Fleegie, Bingo, Drooper an'Snork

CHORUS REPEATED

Two banana,4 banana, 1 banana, three
Swingin'like a bunch of monkeys ,hangin' from a tree
Hey there, everybody, wont you come along
How much like Banana Splits everyone can be

CHORUS REPEATED

Makin up a mess of fun
Makin up a mess of fun
Tra la la, la la la
Tra la la, la la la