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Old 04-06-2006, 10:58 AM   #81 (permalink)
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peaches.

I like peaches.
Who is Peaches?
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Old 04-06-2006, 10:58 AM   #82 (permalink)
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A jib is a triangular sail stretching from the foretopmast head to the jib boom and in small craft to the bowsprit or the bow. Back in the day you could tell by the cut of one's jib if that ship was friend or foe.
this nonsense does not fit, please edit, so sayeth your lord and master, God (aka Crackprogram)
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Old 04-06-2006, 07:41 PM   #83 (permalink)
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ok, I gotta go take a dump. You guys hold the fort down while I'm gone.
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Old 04-06-2006, 07:45 PM   #84 (permalink)
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ok, I gotta go take a dump. You guys hold the fort down while I'm gone.
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Old 04-07-2006, 05:31 AM   #85 (permalink)
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this nonsense does not fit, please edit, so sayeth your lord and master, God (aka Crackprogram)
I mean, a jib is a triangular shape the leftover foreskin is streached to after circumcision. Back in the day you could tell if a lad was friend or foe by the cut of his jib. that and the scrotum.
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Old 04-07-2006, 05:32 AM   #86 (permalink)
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ok, I gotta go take a dump.
how'd that work out for you?
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Old 04-07-2006, 06:04 AM   #87 (permalink)
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Don't bother the guy... apparently he's still busy.
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Old 04-07-2006, 06:30 AM   #88 (permalink)
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I say we hold an election to see who our president and commander in chief should be.
If we hold an election does this not become political..... and the very thing for which we fight against?

I smell a double agent.

Actually I just smell.... haven't taken my shower yet today.
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Old 04-07-2006, 06:40 AM   #89 (permalink)
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I say we hold an election to see who our president and commander in chief should be.
I nominate Charlatan.

This recommendation paid for by the Silly Party.

The Silly Party, representing you with rubber noses and seltzer water in Congress for 30 years
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Old 04-07-2006, 07:00 AM   #90 (permalink)
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Who is Peaches?
A rather rude musician.

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Old 04-07-2006, 08:18 AM   #91 (permalink)
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ok, I gotta go take a dump. You guys hold the fort down while I'm gone.
04-07-2006, 02:41 AM --- 4-07-2006, 03:18 PM

Longest dump ever!
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Old 04-07-2006, 08:48 AM   #92 (permalink)
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I gotta jump in here.

Longest dump ever was a buddy of mine posted in the Middle East. He contracted "Yella Yella" (Whatever the fuck that means) and had to sit on the toilet for 3 days. The medics gave him an IV and just shoved food under the bathroom stall.

3 days.

No shit. Well, in this case, all shit.

That is all. Carry on.

Can I be Minister of Useless Trivia? I had that title in a previous position, and I quite enjoyed it.
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Old 04-07-2006, 02:52 PM   #93 (permalink)
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I like Peaches but I love Feist even more...

Feisty Feist...
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Old 04-08-2006, 04:52 PM   #94 (permalink)
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how'd that work out for you?

quite well, thanks.

and no, I haven't been shitting all this time.

I mean, I AM fulla shit, but not THAT fulla shit.
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Old 04-08-2006, 04:53 PM   #95 (permalink)
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If we hold an election does.

I'd rather hold an erection than an election. I'd feel much less dirty and used that way.
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Old 04-08-2006, 05:30 PM   #96 (permalink)
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I'd rather hold an erection than an election. I'd feel much less dirty and used that way.
this can be arranged.
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Old 04-08-2006, 08:51 PM   #97 (permalink)
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this can be arranged.
Brokeback Election?
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Old 04-08-2006, 09:47 PM   #98 (permalink)
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If we hold an election does this not become political..... and the very thing for which we fight against?

I smell a double agent.

Actually I just smell.... haven't taken my shower yet today.
Double Agent passes Holy Hand Granade to Pan

This is way too much Nonsense. It's time for the car chases and explosions, dammit.

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Old 04-10-2006, 03:29 PM   #99 (permalink)
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The beat goes on, the beat goes on.
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain.
La de da de de, la de da de da.

Charleston was once the rage, uh huh.
History has turned the page, uh huh.
The miniskirt's the current thing, uh huh.
Tennybopper si our newborn king, uh huh.

And the beat goes on, the beat goes on.
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain.
La de da de de, la de da de da.

The grocery store's the supermart, uh huh.
Little girls still break their hearts, uh huh.
And men still keep on marching off to war.
Electrically they keep a baseball score.

And the beat goes on, the beat goes on.
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain.
La de da de de, la de da de da.

Grandmas sit in chairs and reminisce
Boys keep chasing girls to get a kiss.
The cars keep going faster all the time.
Bums still cry 'Hey buddy, have you got a dime?'

And the beat goes on, the beat goes on.
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain.
La de da de de, la de da de da
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Old 04-11-2006, 06:58 AM   #100 (permalink)
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I was thinking more:


Tra la la, la la la
Tra la la, la la la

One banana,two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin' to bring you the banana Split show

(CHORUS)
Tra la la, la la la
Tra la la, la la la

Four banana, three banana, two banana,one
All bananas playin'in the bright warm sun
Flippin' like a pancake, popping like a cork
Fleegie, Bingo, Drooper an'Snork

CHORUS REPEATED

Two banana,4 banana, 1 banana, three
Swingin'like a bunch of monkeys ,hangin' from a tree
Hey there, everybody, wont you come along
How much like Banana Splits everyone can be

CHORUS REPEATED

Makin up a mess of fun
Makin up a mess of fun
Tra la la, la la la
Tra la la, la la la
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Old 04-11-2006, 02:07 PM   #101 (permalink)
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I was thinking more:


Tra la la, la la la
Tra la la, la la la

One banana,two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin' to bring you the banana Split show

(CHORUS)
Tra la la, la la la
Tra la la, la la la

Four banana, three banana, two banana,one
All bananas playin'in the bright warm sun
Flippin' like a pancake, popping like a cork
Fleegie, Bingo, Drooper an'Snork

CHORUS REPEATED

Two banana,4 banana, 1 banana, three
Swingin'like a bunch of monkeys ,hangin' from a tree
Hey there, everybody, wont you come along
How much like Banana Splits everyone can be

CHORUS REPEATED

Makin up a mess of fun
Makin up a mess of fun
Tra la la, la la la
Tra la la, la la la
Ahhh, the memories. They come flooding back.
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Old 04-16-2006, 03:45 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Viva La Revolution
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Old 04-18-2006, 03:42 PM   #103 (permalink)
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Alright, by popular disdain, I hereby place myself into nomination for the esteemed title of associate vice-poobah of hippomonstrosesquipedaliaphilia. Or, better yet, Sultan of Swig.

So, Flyman, oh Joint Chief, how's DARPA coming along with the laser guided smart-bongs?
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Old 04-18-2006, 09:39 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Sheesh... Politics already won this war by a total lack of interest (read attention) by the Nonsense folks.

You do understand that under the "Nonsense Lost" peace agreement, each and every poster here must make at least one post in the politics forum?

Heh...the mods will ban me for this one.
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Old 04-19-2006, 01:07 PM   #105 (permalink)
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The politics forum has grown quiet. Perhaps it is dying.

I challenge every golfer to yell "foreskin!"
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