04-06-2006, 10:58 AM | #82 (permalink) | |
Misanthropic
Location: Ohio! yay!
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04-06-2006, 07:41 PM | #83 (permalink) |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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ok, I gotta go take a dump. You guys hold the fort down while I'm gone.
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04-06-2006, 07:45 PM | #84 (permalink) | |
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." Emo Philips |
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04-07-2006, 05:31 AM | #85 (permalink) | |
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Location: Tallyfla
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"If I am such a genius why am I drunk, lost in the desert, with a bullet in my ass?" -Otto Mannkusser |
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04-07-2006, 06:04 AM | #87 (permalink) |
Extreme moderation
Location: Kansas City, yo.
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Don't bother the guy... apparently he's still busy.
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04-07-2006, 06:30 AM | #88 (permalink) | |
Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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I smell a double agent. Actually I just smell.... haven't taken my shower yet today.
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" |
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04-07-2006, 06:40 AM | #89 (permalink) | |
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This recommendation paid for by the Silly Party. The Silly Party, representing you with rubber noses and seltzer water in Congress for 30 years
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04-07-2006, 08:18 AM | #91 (permalink) | |
Misanthropic
Location: Ohio! yay!
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Longest dump ever!
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04-07-2006, 08:48 AM | #92 (permalink) |
Comedian
Location: Use the search button
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I gotta jump in here.
Longest dump ever was a buddy of mine posted in the Middle East. He contracted "Yella Yella" (Whatever the fuck that means) and had to sit on the toilet for 3 days. The medics gave him an IV and just shoved food under the bathroom stall. 3 days. No shit. Well, in this case, all shit. That is all. Carry on. Can I be Minister of Useless Trivia? I had that title in a previous position, and I quite enjoyed it.
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04-08-2006, 04:52 PM | #94 (permalink) | |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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quite well, thanks. and no, I haven't been shitting all this time. I mean, I AM fulla shit, but not THAT fulla shit.
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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04-08-2006, 04:53 PM | #95 (permalink) | |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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I'd rather hold an erection than an election. I'd feel much less dirty and used that way.
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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04-08-2006, 05:30 PM | #96 (permalink) | |
Misanthropic
Location: Ohio! yay!
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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx |
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04-08-2006, 09:47 PM | #98 (permalink) | |
Deja Moo
Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA
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This is way too much Nonsense. It's time for the car chases and explosions, dammit. Elph jumps in her Saturn with the Rottie riding shotgun....ok, he's too big for the front seat, but work with me on this one |
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04-10-2006, 03:29 PM | #99 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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The beat goes on, the beat goes on.
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain. La de da de de, la de da de da. Charleston was once the rage, uh huh. History has turned the page, uh huh. The miniskirt's the current thing, uh huh. Tennybopper si our newborn king, uh huh. And the beat goes on, the beat goes on. Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain. La de da de de, la de da de da. The grocery store's the supermart, uh huh. Little girls still break their hearts, uh huh. And men still keep on marching off to war. Electrically they keep a baseball score. And the beat goes on, the beat goes on. Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain. La de da de de, la de da de da. Grandmas sit in chairs and reminisce Boys keep chasing girls to get a kiss. The cars keep going faster all the time. Bums still cry 'Hey buddy, have you got a dime?' And the beat goes on, the beat goes on. Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain. La de da de de, la de da de da
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
04-11-2006, 06:58 AM | #100 (permalink) |
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Location: Stuart, Florida
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I was thinking more:
Tra la la, la la la Tra la la, la la la One banana,two banana, three banana, four Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more. Over hill and highway the banana buggies go Comin' to bring you the banana Split show (CHORUS) Tra la la, la la la Tra la la, la la la Four banana, three banana, two banana,one All bananas playin'in the bright warm sun Flippin' like a pancake, popping like a cork Fleegie, Bingo, Drooper an'Snork CHORUS REPEATED Two banana,4 banana, 1 banana, three Swingin'like a bunch of monkeys ,hangin' from a tree Hey there, everybody, wont you come along How much like Banana Splits everyone can be CHORUS REPEATED Makin up a mess of fun Makin up a mess of fun Tra la la, la la la Tra la la, la la la |
04-11-2006, 02:07 PM | #101 (permalink) | |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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04-16-2006, 03:45 PM | #102 (permalink) |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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Viva La Revolution
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04-18-2006, 03:42 PM | #103 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Alright, by popular disdain, I hereby place myself into nomination for the esteemed title of associate vice-poobah of hippomonstrosesquipedaliaphilia. Or, better yet, Sultan of Swig.
So, Flyman, oh Joint Chief, how's DARPA coming along with the laser guided smart-bongs?
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04-18-2006, 09:39 PM | #104 (permalink) |
Deja Moo
Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA
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Sheesh... Politics already won this war by a total lack of interest (read attention) by the Nonsense folks.
You do understand that under the "Nonsense Lost" peace agreement, each and every poster here must make at least one post in the politics forum? Heh...the mods will ban me for this one. |
04-19-2006, 01:07 PM | #105 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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The politics forum has grown quiet. Perhaps it is dying.
I challenge every golfer to yell "foreskin!"
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
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