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Kadath · 02-16-2006, 06:09 PM

That's the Sea Captain, who brings Handsome Pete out after seeing the improperly inflated Krusty balloon in the episode where Krusty fakes his own death.

I might have done this one before...

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That fat dumb and bald guy sure plays some real hardball.

poundpuppy34 · 02-19-2006, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Kadath

That fat dumb and bald guy sure plays some real hardball.

Isnt that moe?

Kadath · 02-20-2006, 05:46 AM

It is. Ask on.

poundpuppy34 · 02-21-2006, 01:43 PM

cool who seid "Things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch"
lol just got out of philosiphy too

keyshawn · 02-21-2006, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by poundpuppy34

cool who seid "Things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch"
lol just got out of philosiphy too

Kent Brockman !
/proud to know that one from memory.

here's my contribution:

"I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I merely shot it."

spectre · 02-21-2006, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by keyshawn

Kent Brockman !
"I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I merely shot it."

Jebediah Springfield

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Originally Posted by ???

Oh, sure. We'd all love some real friends, Marge. But what are the odds of that happening?

jth · 02-21-2006, 04:44 PM

That would be Jebidiha Springfield, or Hans (i think) Sprungfield in the great episode where he was found out to be a ruthless pirate and not a loyal patriot he was thought to be.

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Don't worry, if I ever get the urge to sober up, I'll just talk to my sponsor!

poundpuppy34 · 02-24-2006, 11:26 PM

isnt that barney??

jth · 02-25-2006, 07:27 AM

yup, it was

poundpuppy34 · 02-28-2006, 04:15 PM

" Oh well, there's no use complaining about something you can't change."

Should be pretty easy

poundpuppy34 · 03-19-2006, 08:27 PM

wow i officaially killed this thread... hmm

The_Jazz · 03-20-2006, 06:31 AM

I'm still willing, but I have no idea who said that. If I had to guess, I'd say Marge, but that's just a guess.

How about an answer and a new quote?

poundpuppy34 · 03-20-2006, 08:33 PM

its bart... you can do the next quote mine seem to stump the thread...

Kostya · 04-09-2006, 04:18 AM

Well hell if I'm letting this thread die.

"I don't mean to sound pretentious but Itchy and Scratchy compose a dramturgical dyad."

aKula · 04-10-2006, 02:49 AM

I'll take a guess that it was Marvin Monroe so that the thread doesn't die again.

Kadath · 04-10-2006, 06:09 AM

It sounds to me more like one of the nerd writers of I&S. Kostya, for not wanting to let the thread die you sure picked a tough one.

The_Jazz · 04-10-2006, 07:27 AM

Isn't it Homer from the episode where they dislodge the crayon from his brain?

Kostya · 04-13-2006, 03:52 AM

Kadath got it. It's one of the writers in the Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie episode.

Right after that when Linsay Neagel tells them she wants the 'original dog from hell!' the same writer replies "You mean Cerberus?"

Kadath · 04-17-2006, 05:23 PM

All right! Sorry, I was on a business trip for the last five days. I think a softball to help get us back on track:

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Enough of your borax, Poindexter! What we need is action!

Derwood · 04-18-2006, 05:34 AM

that's Chief Wiggum to Professor Frink in "Homer 3D".

Apologies if this is a repeat, but i'm not going back through the entire thread to check:

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A family is like a coffin, and the kids are the nails

fresnelly · 05-07-2006, 06:30 AM

Is that Apu in the episode where he has octuplets?

Derwood · 05-12-2006, 06:40 AM

it was Homer in the Rock n Roll Fantasy Camp episode

02-20-2006, 05:46 AM	#403 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	It is. Ask on. __________________ it's quiet in here

02-21-2006, 01:43 PM	#404 (permalink)
poundpuppy34 Tilted	cool who seid "Things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch" lol just got out of philosiphy too __________________ fyi: I am a female

02-24-2006, 11:26 PM	#408 (permalink)
poundpuppy34 Tilted	isnt that barney?? __________________ fyi: I am a female

02-25-2006, 07:27 AM	#409 (permalink)
jth Insane Location: HRM	yup, it was __________________ "A real leader faces the music, even if he doesn't like the tune." - unknown quote

02-28-2006, 04:15 PM	#410 (permalink)
poundpuppy34 Tilted	" Oh well, there's no use complaining about something you can't change." Should be pretty easy __________________ fyi: I am a female

03-19-2006, 08:27 PM	#411 (permalink)
poundpuppy34 Tilted	wow i officaially killed this thread... hmm __________________ fyi: I am a female

03-20-2006, 06:31 AM	#412 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	I'm still willing, but I have no idea who said that. If I had to guess, I'd say Marge, but that's just a guess. How about an answer and a new quote? __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

03-20-2006, 08:33 PM	#413 (permalink)
poundpuppy34 Tilted	its bart... you can do the next quote mine seem to stump the thread... __________________ fyi: I am a female

04-09-2006, 04:18 AM	#414 (permalink)
Kostya Little known... Location: Brisbane, Australia	Well hell if I'm letting this thread die. "I don't mean to sound pretentious but Itchy and Scratchy compose a dramturgical dyad."

04-10-2006, 02:49 AM	#415 (permalink)
aKula Psycho	I'll take a guess that it was Marvin Monroe so that the thread doesn't die again. __________________ "I am the wrath of God. The earth I pass will see me and tremble." -Klaus Kinski as Don Lope de Aguirre

04-10-2006, 06:09 AM	#416 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	It sounds to me more like one of the nerd writers of I&S. Kostya, for not wanting to let the thread die you sure picked a tough one. __________________ it's quiet in here

04-10-2006, 07:27 AM	#417 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Isn't it Homer from the episode where they dislodge the crayon from his brain? __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

04-13-2006, 03:52 AM	#418 (permalink)
Kostya Little known... Location: Brisbane, Australia	Kadath got it. It's one of the writers in the Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie episode. Right after that when Linsay Neagel tells them she wants the 'original dog from hell!' the same writer replies "You mean Cerberus?"

05-07-2006, 06:30 AM	#421 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Is that Apu in the episode where he has octuplets? __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

05-12-2006, 06:40 AM	#422 (permalink)
Derwood Who You Crappin? Location: Everywhere and Nowhere	it was Homer in the Rock n Roll Fantasy Camp episode __________________ "You can't shoot a country until it becomes a democracy." - Willravel