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Ishmal · 12-23-2004, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neddy

Smithers to Burns I'm afraid.
Mr. Burns asks if he would like it(Smithers) if he was to sniff his crotch and Smithers responds with " If you did it sir?"

yer...

and my quote was

Quote:

Originally Posted by ishmal

"How would you like it if I licked your face and was sniffing at your crotch all the time?"

therefore my quote was burns to smithers!!!

(someone please tell me i'm right??? or i'll go insaine)

Rlyss · 12-23-2004, 07:27 PM

I think everyone's right

Burns says 'How would you like it' to Smithers, and Smithers says 'If you did it?' to Burns. So a bit of confusion there, I should have said it was Burns to Smithers.

And Kadath it's your turn to post a quote mate

neddy65 · 12-23-2004, 07:29 PM

Apologies Ishmal, I lost track of the quotes and misunderstood your response.
Your quote was as you said --Burns to Smithers but Rylss's answer was a qoute of Smithers to Burns.

"Stay away from the west side"

darens42 · 12-24-2004, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neddy65

"Stay away from the west side"

is Cookie Kwan, Lionel Hutz's number one west side real estate agent

new:

I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.

neddy65 · 12-25-2004, 07:14 AM

Is Bart Simpson during a teacher's variety show.

"Sir you cannot pee unless you are an employee" --set to the tune of Don't Fence Me In.--

darens42 · 12-25-2004, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neddy65

"Sir you cannot pee unless you are an employee" --set to the tune of Don't Fence Me In.--

is Apu

since we're singing... who sings this?

Oy, the way the Bee Gee's played,
Movies John Travolta made,
Guessing how much Elvis weighed,
Those were the days!
And you knew where you were then,
Watching shows like "Gentle Ben",
Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again!
Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac,
Coming out of my eight-track,
Michael Jackson still was black, those were the days!

neddy65 · 12-27-2004, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darens42

since we're singing... who sings this?

Oy, the way the Bee Gee's played,
Movies John Travolta made,
Guessing how much Elvis weighed,
Those were the days!
And you knew where you were then,
Watching shows like "Gentle Ben",
Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again!
Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac,
Coming out of my eight-track,
Michael Jackson still was black, those were the days!

Are Marge and Homer

"not the sky! That's where clouds are born"

darens42 · 12-27-2004, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neddy65

"not the sky! That's where clouds are born"

is Sideshow Melvin Van Horne

new:

What a great pot party!

pixelbend · 12-28-2004, 06:24 AM

Flanders playing "Mad Dog"

new:
"The stage was now set for the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft."

Rlyss · 12-28-2004, 06:58 AM

That's Homer talking to Bart about his 70s rock bands.

New quote: "I dunno. Gotta nuke something."

Ishmal · 12-28-2004, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neddy

I lost track of the quotes and misunderstood your response.

whew, i'm not insane...

Rlyss is Nelson

NEW: "I'm at war with a little girl! And I'm losing!"

darens42 · 12-31-2004, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal

"I'm at war with a little girl! And I'm losing!"

i dunno... is it burns?

Ishmal · 01-03-2005, 05:16 PM

yer it was...

sorry i bn away so long, i didn't have access 2 a comp.

ur turn Daren

darens42 · 01-03-2005, 07:36 PM

okely dokely,

here's a new quotely:

Lady, the man asked for a beer, not a song.

Ishmal · 01-03-2005, 09:31 PM

Darens is: Bart

NEW:

"when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."

Kadath · 01-04-2005, 05:37 AM

Ishmal, that sounds a lot like Homer.

I want to wait for confirmation, like I did on the last one. This time, however, I won't go away for a week and a half immediately after guessing.

Ishmal · 01-04-2005, 04:50 PM

yer, that was Homer... talkin to bart!

so u can quote away...

Tralls · 01-05-2005, 08:45 AM

I'll write a quote since there doesnt appear to be one going right now. kadath feel free to interrupt me with a new quote since you are actually on the board but I do love this quote:

"We must move forward, not backward! Upward, not downward! And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

Ishmal · 01-05-2005, 04:14 PM

that was from the episode where the Clintons were special guests right??? it was Bill Clinton who said that...

assuming i'm right...

"My teenage son returns from a fancy East Coast college, and I'm horrified to discover he's a nerd."

Kadath · 01-06-2005, 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tralls

I'll write a quote since there doesnt appear to be one going right now. kadath feel free to interrupt me with a new quote since you are actually on the board but I do love this quote:

"We must move forward, not backward! Upward, not downward! And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

I did it again! Stupid god damn job getting in the way of trivia!

I think yours is actually Kang or Kodos in the skin of Clinton.

However, I don't know the answer to Ishmal's.

darens42 · 01-06-2005, 06:42 PM

Ishmal -

not ready to give up yet - is it a regular character or just a guest spot?

desal75 · 01-07-2005, 12:08 PM

I have two

"We could call ourselves the Christ Punchers"

"Lies make baby Jesus cry"

For the sheer irreverence of them both.

Val_1 · 01-07-2005, 04:17 PM

Smithers: ...and the jars of urine, sir?

Burns: O, we'll hang on to those.

neddy65 · 01-07-2005, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal

that was from the episode where the Clintons were special guests right??? it was Bill Clinton who said that...

assuming i'm right...

"My teenage son returns from a fancy East Coast college, and I'm horrified to discover he's a nerd."

I think you may have stumped us all------mebee a lil' hinty?

lite campfire · 01-07-2005, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal

that was from the episode where the Clintons were special guests right??? it was Bill Clinton who said that...

assuming i'm right...

"My teenage son returns from a fancy East Coast college, and I'm horrified to discover he's a nerd."

Rainer Wolfcastle discribing a new movie.

Quote:

Originally Posted by desal75

I have two

"We could call ourselves the Christ Punchers"

"Lies make baby Jesus cry"

For the sheer irreverence of them both.

1) Moe, while everyone is thinking up names for Homer's motorcycle gang in 'Take my wife, sleaze'
2) Uh, Rod? No, Todd! Or... it might have been Rod.
No, definatly Todd.
Unless...

New quote, just because it made me laugh my ass off earlier tonight:
"LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!"

darens42 · 01-08-2005, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lite campfire

"LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!"

is homer while babysitting burn's mansion

new quote:

Listen, I worked long and hard for this place, and no one's going to take it away from me. Not you, not its rightful owner, not anybody.

Kadath · 01-09-2005, 08:28 AM

Way to throw a softball, daren. That's Homer in the same ep.

"Naught-naught-naught, naught-naught, naught-naught-naught....two. Damn Roosevelt."

lite campfire · 01-09-2005, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath

Way to throw a softball, daren. That's Homer in the same ep.

"Naught-naught-naught, naught-naught, naught-naught-naught....two. Damn Roosevelt."

Burns, same episode again.

darens42 · 01-09-2005, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lite campfire

Burns, same episode again.

and quite a softball too from still the same ep i might add...

darens42 · 01-10-2005, 08:00 PM

i guess i'll throw a new one out there...

Buenos Ding dong didlyos, senor

Kadath · 01-11-2005, 04:35 PM

Oh, good one! That's one of Ned's relatives (the Spanish speaking one) at the Flanderosa(?) family reunion he has. I also like his English relative.

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?"

00111000 · 01-11-2005, 04:46 PM

Was that Diamond Joe Quimby in the Jebidiah Springfield/Hans Sprungfeld episode?

RolandGilead · 01-12-2005, 12:54 PM

Yes, it is!

1: we`re young, rich and full of sugar! What are we gonna do?
2: Let`s go crazy Broadwaystyle!!!

lite campfire · 01-12-2005, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RolandGilead

Yes, it is!

1: we`re young, rich and full of sugar! What are we gonna do?
2: Let`s go crazy Broadwaystyle!!!

1= Bart
2= Milhouse
After buying an all-syrup squishie. Then Bart joins some parody of the boy scouts whose name I forget.

"Here in America, we don't tolerate that kind of crap, SIR!"

Kadath · 01-13-2005, 05:06 AM

The guard at the US Embassy in Australia, to Homer after punching him for being a jerk.

"Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing how you can watch women changing and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise to donate half the profits to charity."

darens42 · 01-13-2005, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath

"Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing how you can watch women changing and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise to donate half the profits to charity."

is homer

new:

Shall I assume the only hand in the air is Lisa Simpson? Thank you, Lisa.

Bauer_Power · 01-14-2005, 12:38 AM

"I hulked out like that once" "No you didn't"

Latch · 01-14-2005, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darens42

is homer

new:

Shall I assume the only hand in the air is Lisa Simpson? Thank you, Lisa.

Skinner.

new:

"China still cool! You pay later! Later!"

lite campfire · 01-15-2005, 04:31 PM

The Chinese embassador. In Bart's Indian casino Lisa-is-president future vision.
(As opposed to any of the other future visions Bart has had in an Indian casino)

"Mr. Simpson, disparaging the boot is a bootable offense"

blitz.fenix · 01-15-2005, 05:16 PM

campfires is the episode of when simpsons go to australia, think it was their american lawyer or judge or something.

new:

"I've always been a fan of the...Atlanta Falcons."

12-23-2004, 07:29 PM	#243 (permalink)
neddy65 Loves green eggs and ham Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round	Apologies Ishmal, I lost track of the quotes and misunderstood your response. Your quote was as you said --Burns to Smithers but Rylss's answer was a qoute of Smithers to Burns. "Stay away from the west side" __________________ If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider! Last edited by neddy65; 12-23-2004 at 07:32 PM..

12-25-2004, 07:14 AM	#245 (permalink)
neddy65 Loves green eggs and ham Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round	Is Bart Simpson during a teacher's variety show. "Sir you cannot pee unless you are an employee" --set to the tune of Don't Fence Me In.-- __________________ If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

12-28-2004, 06:24 AM	#249 (permalink)
pixelbend Too hot in the hot tub!	Flanders playing "Mad Dog" new: "The stage was now set for the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft." __________________ But I don't want ANY Spam!

01-03-2005, 05:16 PM	#253 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	yer it was... sorry i bn away so long, i didn't have access 2 a comp. ur turn Daren __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

01-03-2005, 07:36 PM	#254 (permalink)
darens42 Crazy Location: Dallas	okely dokely, here's a new quotely: Lady, the man asked for a beer, not a song. __________________ I'm not superstitious - it's bad luck to be superstitious

12-23-2004, 07:27 PM	#242 (permalink)
Rlyss The Pusher Location: Edinburgh	I think everyone's right Burns says 'How would you like it' to Smithers, and Smithers says 'If you did it?' to Burns. So a bit of confusion there, I should have said it was Burns to Smithers. And Kadath it's your turn to post a quote mate

12-28-2004, 06:58 AM	#250 (permalink)
Rlyss The Pusher Location: Edinburgh	That's Homer talking to Bart about his 70s rock bands. New quote: "I dunno. Gotta nuke something."

01-03-2005, 09:31 PM	#255 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	Darens is: Bart NEW: "when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

01-04-2005, 05:37 AM	#256 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Ishmal, that sounds a lot like Homer. I want to wait for confirmation, like I did on the last one. This time, however, I won't go away for a week and a half immediately after guessing. __________________ it's quiet in here

01-04-2005, 04:50 PM	#257 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	yer, that was Homer... talkin to bart! so u can quote away... __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

01-05-2005, 08:45 AM	#258 (permalink)
Tralls Crazy	I'll write a quote since there doesnt appear to be one going right now. kadath feel free to interrupt me with a new quote since you are actually on the board but I do love this quote: "We must move forward, not backward! Upward, not downward! And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!" __________________ "I pledge my grievance to the flag" - Pearl Jam

01-05-2005, 04:14 PM	#259 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	that was from the episode where the Clintons were special guests right??? it was Bill Clinton who said that... assuming i'm right... "My teenage son returns from a fancy East Coast college, and I'm horrified to discover he's a nerd." __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

01-06-2005, 06:42 PM	#261 (permalink)
darens42 Crazy Location: Dallas	Ishmal - not ready to give up yet - is it a regular character or just a guest spot? __________________ I'm not superstitious - it's bad luck to be superstitious

01-07-2005, 12:08 PM	#262 (permalink)
desal75 Psycho Location: Western New York	I have two "We could call ourselves the Christ Punchers" "Lies make baby Jesus cry" For the sheer irreverence of them both. __________________ The Man in Black fled across the desert and the Gunslinger followed.

01-07-2005, 04:17 PM	#263 (permalink)
Val_1 Addict Location: In a State of Denial	Smithers: ...and the jars of urine, sir? Burns: O, we'll hang on to those. __________________ I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. -Frank Sinatra

01-09-2005, 08:28 AM	#267 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Way to throw a softball, daren. That's Homer in the same ep. "Naught-naught-naught, naught-naught, naught-naught-naught....two. Damn Roosevelt." __________________ it's quiet in here

01-10-2005, 08:00 PM	#270 (permalink)
darens42 Crazy Location: Dallas	i guess i'll throw a new one out there... Buenos Ding dong didlyos, senor __________________ I'm not superstitious - it's bad luck to be superstitious

01-11-2005, 04:35 PM	#271 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Oh, good one! That's one of Ned's relatives (the Spanish speaking one) at the Flanderosa(?) family reunion he has. I also like his English relative. "Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" __________________ it's quiet in here

01-11-2005, 04:46 PM	#272 (permalink)
00111000 Psycho Location: Mostly standing in a blue semi-circle	Was that Diamond Joe Quimby in the Jebidiah Springfield/Hans Sprungfeld episode? __________________ - And so he says, 'I don't like the cut of your jib.' And I go I says, IT'S THE ONLY JIB I GOT, BABY! -

01-12-2005, 12:54 PM	#273 (permalink)
RolandGilead Tilted Location: Germany	Yes, it is! 1: we`re young, rich and full of sugar! What are we gonna do? 2: Let`s go crazy Broadwaystyle!!!

01-13-2005, 05:06 AM	#275 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	The guard at the US Embassy in Australia, to Homer after punching him for being a jerk. "Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing how you can watch women changing and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise to donate half the profits to charity." __________________ it's quiet in here

01-14-2005, 12:38 AM	#277 (permalink)
Bauer_Power Tilted Location: Nebraska	"I hulked out like that once" "No you didn't" __________________ Odoyal Rules!!!

01-15-2005, 04:31 PM	#279 (permalink)
lite campfire Crazy	The Chinese embassador. In Bart's Indian casino Lisa-is-president future vision. (As opposed to any of the other future visions Bart has had in an Indian casino) "Mr. Simpson, disparaging the boot is a bootable offense"

01-15-2005, 05:16 PM	#280 (permalink)
blitz.fenix Insane Location: Toronto	campfires is the episode of when simpsons go to australia, think it was their american lawyer or judge or something. new: "I've always been a fan of the...Atlanta Falcons."