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darens42 · 01-15-2005, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blitz.fenix

"I've always been a fan of the...Atlanta Falcons."

is Moe

new:

What a way to treat the loyal fans, who put up with so much nonsense from this franchise.

Latch · 01-15-2005, 11:16 PM

Superbowl episode.. at the end.. john madden and pat.. whoever. That was john who said it, I think.

new:

"I'm dieing, Moe"
"oh, is there anything I can do?"
"No, not unless you have a cure for cancer? Do you? Because that would be wonderful!"

tuffrr · 01-16-2005, 12:38 AM

It's still good, it's still good.

Amnesia620 · 01-16-2005, 12:54 AM

Gotta love the Simpsons.

Kadath · 01-16-2005, 05:35 AM

Latch is Moe's mentor, when Moe loses the love of bartending and goes back to his old bartending school to find the spark again.

And tuffrr's is Homer. "It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good." "Dad, it's gone." "I know."

New quote.

"My Ferrari! I had to do awful things to pay for her."

darens42 · 01-16-2005, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath

"My Ferrari! I had to do awful things to pay for her."

is Rainier Wolfcastle

new:

Okay, if the doctor asks why you cut it off, you caught me in bed with four beautiful women.

Kadath · 01-17-2005, 05:18 AM

Homer, when Marge cuts off his thumb? Pause for confirmation.

Kadath · 01-18-2005, 02:51 PM

Okay, assuming that was right:

"Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you."

darens42 · 01-19-2005, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath

"Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you."

is monty burns

new:

I used to party all night and sleep with lingerie models until Ned and his bible group showed me that I could have more.

SitizenVZ · 01-20-2005, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath

"My Ferrari! I had to do awful things to pay for her."

Haha, I love that one also.

Camelbackcinema · 02-04-2005, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darens42

I used to party all night and sleep with lingerie models until Ned and his bible group showed me that I could have more.

is guest (& professional footballer) Stan Taylor.

new one:

Elvis played a chopper pilot one time. He made so many darn mistakes, we were just laughing at him.

darens42 · 02-05-2005, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Camelbackcinema

is guest (& professional footballer) Stan Taylor.

is right- sorry about the stumper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Camelbackcinema

Elvis played a chopper pilot one time. He made so many darn mistakes, we were just laughing at him.

is the helicopter pilot teaching barney how to fly

new:

So I says to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence -- of being a jerk!"

Kadath · 02-06-2005, 08:23 AM

Is it Lenny?

Kudos to Camelbackcinema for resurrecting the thread.

Camelbackcinema · 02-11-2005, 07:06 PM

Kadath, you're right.

But just to keep things going I'll post one, lets go really obscure.

new one:

She's the Queen of the Harpies! Queen of the Harpies! Here's your crown your majesty! Queen of the Harpies!

darens42 · 02-12-2005, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Camelbackcinema

She's the Queen of the Harpies! Queen of the Harpies! Here's your crown your majesty! Queen of the Harpies!

i'm stumped...

Camelbackcinema · 02-13-2005, 06:04 PM

Is from the War of the Simpsons Episode, where Homer and Marge go on a weekend retreat to save their marriage.

The quote comes from a character named John complaining to Rev. Lovejoy about his wife Gloria.

Thanks for playing.

darens42 · 02-15-2005, 06:57 PM

ok - give us a new quote (maybe not so obscure - a little is ok but not too far out there at least until we get back into the swing of things...)

Camelbackcinema · 02-18-2005, 01:09 PM

sure here goes...

"There's a rocket in my pocket."
"You don't have to tell me, sir."

An interaction between 2 well known characters.

Kadath · 02-19-2005, 02:05 PM

Burns, Smithers. One of my gf's favorite lines.

Inspired by Constantine: "I'm smarter than the devil, I'm smarter than the devil!"

darens42 · 02-19-2005, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath

"I'm smarter than the devil, I'm smarter than the devil!"

is homer

i love this ep

so full of fun quotes:

Stop pestering Satan.

Ishmal · 05-13-2005, 05:54 PM

"Stop pestering Satan."

is Marge...

NEXT:

"Oooo, a headbag. These are chock full of...heady goodness."

albania · 10-19-2005, 11:51 AM

Is it apu? i'm not sorry to revive this thread because i was thinking of starting a similar one myself.
I like this one
New "He's is my favorite fictional character"

darens42 · 10-19-2005, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by albania

Is it apu? i'm not sorry to revive this thread because i was thinking of starting a similar one myself.
I like this one
New "He's is my favorite fictional character"

man i wish you hadn't done this.... i'm trying very hard to resist the temptation to get sucked back into this...

albania · 10-19-2005, 07:39 PM

Maybe it would be good if i restated the Rules sort of.
This is a sort of trivia game, one quote is given, then the next person who wants to post a quote has to identify which character said the previous quote.
I think to combat people who do not read it would be easier to ignore posts that don't fit
....and to anyone who may be wondering yes i read all these posts, i am a Simpson’s fan.
P.S. don't let it die there are still plenty of good quotes, plus you get to hear about and remember Simpson episodes that made you laugh.

Ishmal · 10-19-2005, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by albania

"He's is my favorite fictional character"

that was Homer.

LOL. good to c this thread again.

"Oh, you look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?"

darens42 · 10-19-2005, 08:50 PM

come on! please!

you need to stop now... my fingers are starting to twitch...

its been 8 months of freedom

tralls, kadath, camelbackcinema - please make them stop!

i don't know if i can handle checking this site before i go to work, at work, when i get home & when i wakeup during the night to keep on top again...

don't put me through this again - you know i can't stay away

i'm begging you - start quoting 'doogie houser' or 'walker - texas ranger' or such - i can easily stay away from that

Ishmal · 10-19-2005, 09:19 PM

come on Darens,

you know u want to submit to us...

i know you've missed this thread...

its just a few small quotes...

*inserts evil laugh*

Kostya · 10-20-2005, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darens42

i'm begging you - start quoting 'doogie houser'

Fine:

"Ok Skinner, where do you want it?"

*Skinner spits in Doogie's face*

"Not smart!"

albania · 10-20-2005, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal

"Oh, you look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?"

It's either kodos or kang when he/it tries to get marge pregnant, a very good episode, at least i think that's where it's from.

New(i think pretty easy but it's one of my favorites)

"You'll have to speak up i'm wearing a towel"

And darens all i have to say is "one of us, one of us"

Ishmal · 10-20-2005, 03:22 PM

yer, it was Kang.

"You'll have to speak up i'm wearing a towel"

i'll say Homer for this one.

how about...

"Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden."

albania · 10-20-2005, 03:55 PM

Only homer could say something like that.
allright.... a harder one "We're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions, do you understand?"

Ishmal · 10-20-2005, 04:18 PM

well i've just been reading up on some of the old pages...

and it appears i stumped some people with my old quote...

"My teenage son returns from a fancy East Coast college, and I'm horrified to discover he's a nerd."

is actually Rainier Wolfcastle. sorry i didn't reply straight away. i was on holiday.

now,

on 2 the new quote:

"We're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions, do you understand?"

that was Scully, right???

asking Homer about the Monty Burns alien.

how about...

Quote:

Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

albania · 10-20-2005, 04:45 PM

Yep you got it, but it's when he's hooked up to the lie detector, and the next line homer says "yes" and the machine blows up.
Incidently for the new quote I just saw that episode a few days ago it's Lionel Hutz.
Ok a new one..."I was saying boo-urns"

Ishmal · 10-20-2005, 05:01 PM

"I was saying boo-urns"

that was said by Moleman wasn't it???

mkay,

i'll quote...

Quote:

But we're running out of forward momentum!

albania · 10-20-2005, 06:26 PM

Shoot that one was tough took me a little bit thought it was Frink at first but it's actually Burns, when Smithers is pedaling and gets stung by a bee.
New(i think this should be pretty easy) "You took four minutes of my life and i want them back."

Ishmal · 10-20-2005, 07:48 PM

Moleman.

when he gets locked in the Kwiki-mart...(sp)

in the short tales episope.

new:

Quote:

"I just realised that the cat and the dog haven't had a wedding, they've been living in sin!"

albania · 10-20-2005, 08:00 PM

Only Marge would say something like that, it's too late to think of another quote at least for me, i have an exam tomorrow, maybe someone esle can think of one.

Ishmal · 10-20-2005, 08:34 PM

too late??? LOL. its Lunch Time here!

i'll do another...

Quote:

"Attempted murder, really, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"

albania · 10-21-2005, 03:57 AM

Sideshow Bob, a great quote and coincidentally I’ll be taking a test in chemistry pretty soon, it was around 12 am where I live.
Here's a new one.

Quote:

"I know it seems farfetched, even insulting to your intelligence, but there's a simple and highly satisfying explanation."

ChistledStone · 10-21-2005, 04:27 AM

Quote:

Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

The one the only Llynal (sic) Hutz.

Quote:

Dental Plan

01-16-2005, 12:54 AM	#284 (permalink)
Amnesia620 Forget me not... Location: See that dot on the map? I don't live there.	Gotta love the Simpsons. __________________ For example, I find that a lot of college girls are barbie doll carbon copies with few differences...Sadly, they're dumb, ditzy, immature, snotty, fake, or they are the gravitational center to orbiting drama. - Amnesia620

01-16-2005, 05:35 AM	#285 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Latch is Moe's mentor, when Moe loses the love of bartending and goes back to his old bartending school to find the spark again. And tuffrr's is Homer. "It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good." "Dad, it's gone." "I know." New quote. "My Ferrari! I had to do awful things to pay for her." __________________ it's quiet in here

01-17-2005, 05:18 AM	#287 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Homer, when Marge cuts off his thumb? Pause for confirmation. __________________ it's quiet in here

01-18-2005, 02:51 PM	#288 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Okay, assuming that was right: "Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you." __________________ it's quiet in here

02-06-2005, 08:23 AM	#293 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Is it Lenny? Kudos to Camelbackcinema for resurrecting the thread. __________________ it's quiet in here

01-15-2005, 11:16 PM	#282 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Superbowl episode.. at the end.. john madden and pat.. whoever. That was john who said it, I think. new: "I'm dieing, Moe" "oh, is there anything I can do?" "No, not unless you have a cure for cancer? Do you? Because that would be wonderful!"

01-16-2005, 12:38 AM	#283 (permalink)
tuffrr Registered User Location: On the internet	It's still good, it's still good.

02-11-2005, 07:06 PM	#294 (permalink)
Camelbackcinema Upright	Kadath, you're right. But just to keep things going I'll post one, lets go really obscure. new one: She's the Queen of the Harpies! Queen of the Harpies! Here's your crown your majesty! Queen of the Harpies!

02-13-2005, 06:04 PM	#296 (permalink)
Camelbackcinema Upright	Is from the War of the Simpsons Episode, where Homer and Marge go on a weekend retreat to save their marriage. The quote comes from a character named John complaining to Rev. Lovejoy about his wife Gloria. Thanks for playing.

02-15-2005, 06:57 PM	#297 (permalink)
darens42 Crazy Location: Dallas	ok - give us a new quote (maybe not so obscure - a little is ok but not too far out there at least until we get back into the swing of things...) __________________ I'm not superstitious - it's bad luck to be superstitious

02-18-2005, 01:09 PM	#298 (permalink)
Camelbackcinema Upright	sure here goes... "There's a rocket in my pocket." "You don't have to tell me, sir." An interaction between 2 well known characters.

02-19-2005, 02:05 PM	#299 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Burns, Smithers. One of my gf's favorite lines. Inspired by Constantine: "I'm smarter than the devil, I'm smarter than the devil!" __________________ it's quiet in here

05-13-2005, 05:54 PM	#301 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	"Stop pestering Satan." is Marge... NEXT: "Oooo, a headbag. These are chock full of...heady goodness." __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

10-19-2005, 11:51 AM	#302 (permalink)
albania Psycho	Is it apu? i'm not sorry to revive this thread because i was thinking of starting a similar one myself. I like this one New "He's is my favorite fictional character"

10-19-2005, 07:39 PM	#304 (permalink)
albania Psycho	Maybe it would be good if i restated the Rules sort of. This is a sort of trivia game, one quote is given, then the next person who wants to post a quote has to identify which character said the previous quote. I think to combat people who do not read it would be easier to ignore posts that don't fit ....and to anyone who may be wondering yes i read all these posts, i am a Simpson’s fan. P.S. don't let it die there are still plenty of good quotes, plus you get to hear about and remember Simpson episodes that made you laugh.

10-19-2005, 08:50 PM	#306 (permalink)
darens42 Crazy Location: Dallas	come on! please! you need to stop now... my fingers are starting to twitch... its been 8 months of freedom tralls, kadath, camelbackcinema - please make them stop! i don't know if i can handle checking this site before i go to work, at work, when i get home & when i wakeup during the night to keep on top again... don't put me through this again - you know i can't stay away i'm begging you - start quoting 'doogie houser' or 'walker - texas ranger' or such - i can easily stay away from that __________________ I'm not superstitious - it's bad luck to be superstitious

10-19-2005, 09:19 PM	#307 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	come on Darens, you know u want to submit to us... i know you've missed this thread... its just a few small quotes... inserts evil laugh __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

10-20-2005, 03:22 PM	#310 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	yer, it was Kang. "You'll have to speak up i'm wearing a towel" i'll say Homer for this one. how about... "Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden." __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

10-20-2005, 03:55 PM	#311 (permalink)
albania Psycho	Only homer could say something like that. allright.... a harder one "We're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions, do you understand?"

10-20-2005, 04:45 PM	#313 (permalink)
albania Psycho	Yep you got it, but it's when he's hooked up to the lie detector, and the next line homer says "yes" and the machine blows up. Incidently for the new quote I just saw that episode a few days ago it's Lionel Hutz. Ok a new one..."I was saying boo-urns"

10-20-2005, 06:26 PM	#315 (permalink)
albania Psycho	Shoot that one was tough took me a little bit thought it was Frink at first but it's actually Burns, when Smithers is pedaling and gets stung by a bee. New(i think this should be pretty easy) "You took four minutes of my life and i want them back."

10-20-2005, 08:00 PM	#317 (permalink)
albania Psycho	Only Marge would say something like that, it's too late to think of another quote at least for me, i have an exam tomorrow, maybe someone esle can think of one.