darens42

is homer's bowling team the Pin Pals (Otto, Apu & Moe)

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Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Ishmal

that one my friend... was Homer


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"Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

Kadath

That's Homer too, I think. He has too many of the good lines.

"Since they stopped testing on animals, a guy like me can really clean up!"

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Camelbackcinema

That's Barney Gumbel, right before he reveals his extra ears.


'I don't know, guts, black stuff, and about 50 Slim Jim's.'

Ishmal

Hmmm... that'd be Nelson right???

asuming i'm right...

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darens42

Ishmal's is Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

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I'd like to introduce Ned Flanders, my best friend.

Ishmal

darens is Homer...

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"Ah, ah, uh, sorry I'm late, there was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying"

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a-j

Ishmal's is Professor Frink

Next: "Nobody pouts going into a jiggy."

Ishmal

a-j's is Nelson...

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"I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears"

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deekaybee

Ishmal - Sideshow bob's brother (cecill?)

"if that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say I don't also blow"

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It's not that I don't care, it's just that I don't care enough!

Ishmal

deekaybee - Diamond Joe Quimby

Ummm... NEW:

"Mankind has always dreamed of destroying the sun"

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darens42

is Monty 'Ex-cellent! Everything is falling into place...' Burns

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Heh heh heh. Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can... you?

Kadath

The giggle gives it away. It's from the same episode, Hibbert. He appears to be talking to the audience, but in fact is speaking to Wiggum, who says something like "I suppose I could give it a shot, it is my job, after all."

"Inflammable means flammable? What a country."

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Ishmal

dr. nick... am i right Kadath??? i think i am...

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"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

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darens42

is homer

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I can't go to juvey. They use guys like me as currency.

deekaybee

darens42 - Milhouse

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Sometimes a guy just likes his skin to look its yellowest

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It's not that I don't care, it's just that I don't care enough!

Ishmal

Daren: Milhouse


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"I want what the dog's eating"

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thebiz

"I never heard the word 'embiggens' before I moved to springfield."

"I don't know why not. It's a perfectly cromulent word."

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Thebiz. Hes so hot right now. Thebiz.

Ishmal

sorry...

deekaybee: Bart

my previous one is still my choice:

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Kadath

Maggie, as intepreted by Herb(Homer's half-brother)'s baby translator. He responds "I'll get you something nice." My favorite line from the translator: "This leash demeans us both."

One of the best bits of dialogue from the Simpsons ever, easy, but why not:
"Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. (buzz)
A date. (buzz)
Dinner with friends (buzz)
Dinner alone. (buzz)
Watching TV alone. (buzz)
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. (buzz)
Sears catalog. (ding)
Now would you unhook this already? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (buzz)"

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Ishmal

Kadath: Moe Syzlak

he was hooked up to a lie machine... talking to Lou and Eddie???


NEW: "Are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?"

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darens42

These have been quoted before - please read the thread to see what has been quoted from the get go

darens42

is marge

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OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people...
...under the supervision of the reverse vampires...
...are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass, here, people...

Kadath

Bart, in the Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic episode, pulling together the threads of the children's theories on why their parents are all going home so early. They are actually having sex, thanks to the tonic. Excellent quote!

This one may be difficult, but I watched it last night, so it's in my head.

"The national weather service says dawn is still scheduled for 6:20 tomorrow and to please stop calling."

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Kadath

It was Lisa, to her father, who was hoping to avoid his duel.

Someone else.

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darens42

is actually Milhouse Van Houten

darens42

dude... give us a chance to reply

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Ooh, Mama! This is finally really happening. After years of disappointment with get-rich-quick schemes, I know I'm gonna get rich with this scheme...and quick!

Kadath

Sorry darens. I am cautious about killing the thread, as it's on life support. I will give questions 24 hours instead of 12 in the future.

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Ishmal

darens is homer

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"Faucet's jammed into my back... I'm stuck!"

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Kadath

Crap. That's...Homer, because then he snaps it off and Marge gets the water right in the face.

"I have caught word that a child is using his imagination and I've come to put a stop to it. "

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darens42

is skinner

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Ketchup... Catsup...

Ishmal

darens is Mr Burns

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"GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!"

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darens42

is groundskeeper willie

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Remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Ishmal

that is Lisa.

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"How would you like it if I licked your face and was sniffing at your crotch all the time?"

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Rlyss

"If you did it, sir?" That's Smithers to Mr Burns.

Next up: "No Ralph, that's an F. I must have spilled some kahlua."

gonad

That's Miss Hoover, as in, "Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and I accidentaly ate him, can I have a new one?"

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"I used to be 'with it.' Then they changed what 'it' was. Now what's 'it' is weird and scary. It'll happen to you!"

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neddy65

Is Abe Simpson.


"Uh Chief, he's driving a tank"

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My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!

Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

Kadath

Lou? And I will add some characters to bring this post up to the minimum.

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Ishmal

thats actually burns to smithers... right characters wrong order... LOL.

and Kadath: ??? (no quote)

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neddy65

Smithers to Burns I'm afraid.
Mr. Burns asks if he would like it(Smithers) if he was to sniff his crotch and Smithers responds with " If you did it sir?"

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If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything?

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!

Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!