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Crazy
Location: Dallas
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New: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. |
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Wicked Clown
Location: House Of Horrors
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Hmmm... that'd be Nelson right???
asuming i'm right... NEW: Quote:
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Crazy
Location: Dallas
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new Heh heh heh. Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can... you? Last edited by darens42; 12-19-2004 at 08:27 PM.. |
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Muffled
Location: Camazotz
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The giggle gives it away. It's from the same episode, Hibbert. He appears to be talking to the audience, but in fact is speaking to Wiggum, who says something like "I suppose I could give it a shot, it is my job, after all."
"Inflammable means flammable? What a country."
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Muffled
Location: Camazotz
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Maggie, as intepreted by Herb(Homer's half-brother)'s baby translator. He responds "I'll get you something nice." My favorite line from the translator: "This leash demeans us both."
One of the best bits of dialogue from the Simpsons ever, easy, but why not: "Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. (buzz) A date. (buzz) Dinner with friends (buzz) Dinner alone. (buzz) Watching TV alone. (buzz) All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. (buzz) Sears catalog. (ding) Now would you unhook this already? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (buzz)"
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Wicked Clown
Location: House Of Horrors
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Kadath: Moe Syzlak
he was hooked up to a lie machine... talking to Lou and Eddie??? NEW: "Are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?"
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Crazy
Location: Dallas
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Crazy
Location: Dallas
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new: OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people... ...under the supervision of the reverse vampires... ...are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass, here, people... |
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Muffled
Location: Camazotz
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Bart, in the Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic episode, pulling together the threads of the children's theories on why their parents are all going home so early. They are actually having sex, thanks to the tonic. Excellent quote!
This one may be difficult, but I watched it last night, so it's in my head. "The national weather service says dawn is still scheduled for 6:20 tomorrow and to please stop calling."
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Crazy
Location: Dallas
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Crazy
Location: Dallas
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dude... give us a chance to reply new: Ooh, Mama! This is finally really happening. After years of disappointment with get-rich-quick schemes, I know I'm gonna get rich with this scheme...and quick! |
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Bartender Extraordinaire
Location: The good side of the Red River
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That's Miss Hoover, as in, "Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and I accidentaly ate him, can I have a new one?" Next: "I used to be 'with it.' Then they changed what 'it' was. Now what's 'it' is weird and scary. It'll happen to you!"
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Loves green eggs and ham
Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round
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Is Abe Simpson. "Uh Chief, he's driving a tank"
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If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider! |
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Wicked Clown
Location: House Of Horrors
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Loves green eggs and ham
Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round
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Smithers to Burns I'm afraid. Mr. Burns asks if he would like it(Smithers) if he was to sniff his crotch and Smithers responds with " If you did it sir?"
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If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider! |
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