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Bartender Extraordinaire
Location: The good side of the Red River
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Try this: "That's my dad's shootin' car. Three more payments and it's ours."
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Muffled
Location: Camazotz
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That's Nelson. Later, Bart kills a bird by mistake and adopts their eggs, which hatch into lizards, which he names Chirpy Boy and Bart Jr. Etc
"Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!"
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Insane
Location: Toronto
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"Have the rolling stones killed..." "But sir those aren't the Ro--" "Do as I say!" |
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Crazy
Location: Dallas
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(but if i was to quote - it might go something like this: It was your mother's job to name you, and love you and such. I was mainly in it for the spanking. ) |
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#166 (permalink) |
Loves green eggs and ham
Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round
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Grandpa Simpson I believe.
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If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider! Last edited by neddy65; 12-11-2004 at 04:08 PM.. |
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#168 (permalink) | |
Bartender Extraordinaire
Location: The good side of the Red River
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New: "They call 'em fingers but, I've never seen 'em fing ... Whoa! There they go."
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#171 (permalink) |
Bartender Extraordinaire
Location: The good side of the Red River
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That was Kearney, on tonight's episode.
Damn, didn't know someone beat me to it. My bad. New: "Abortions for all! [crowd boos] Very well, Abortions for none! [crowd boos] Abortions for some, miniature American flags for the others! [crowd cheers]"
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Muffled
Location: Camazotz
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gonad; yours is either kang or kodos, in the treehouse of horror from 96.
blitz.fenix: you were close with mine, but wrong. It was burns, not homer, making fun of the Germans. "Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?"
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#173 (permalink) |
Bartender Extraordinaire
Location: The good side of the Red River
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Nice work kadath. It was Kang
Yours is Superintendent Chalmers, talking to Skinner. New: "Once something has been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral."
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#174 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Firefox yourself and change the world!
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Burns: Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food, The only thing I'm hunting for, Is an outfit that looks good... See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest, Feel this sweater, there's no better, Than authentic Irish setter. See this hat, 'twas my cat, My evening wear - vampire bat, These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino. Grizzly bear underwear, Turtles' necks, I've got my share, Beret of poodle, on my noodle It shall rest, Try my red robin suit, It comes one breast or two, See my vest, see my vest, See my vest. Like my loafers? Former gophers - It was that or skin my chauffeurs, But a greyhound fur tuxedo Would be best, So let's prepare these dogs, Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs, Burns: See my vest, see my vest, Oh please, won't you see my vest
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Ishmal: "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me........... Superman!"
I would have to say Homer. I Have'nt read the whole thread so hope it is not repeated but... "You talk more than you fool"
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#181 (permalink) |
Muffled
Location: Camazotz
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I know the fool line is around the same time as "You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine" or something like that.
I think Ishmal is Homer. "I don't think so. You're all the way in Australia. Hey! I think I hear a dingo eating your baby."
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Wicked Clown
Location: House Of Horrors
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ummm...
i'd have to say Bart for urs Kadath... i'm sorry to play again soooo soon... but i love the simpsons!!! new quote: Quote:
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#184 (permalink) | |
Wicked Clown
Location: House Of Horrors
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LOL. u asked for it darens42...
urs is bart... when he was younger... in a home movie i think??? howz about: Quote:
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#185 (permalink) |
Bartender Extraordinaire
Location: The good side of the Red River
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Foxy Boxing is a Homer line.
How about one of my favorites: "I don't get mad ... I get stabby."
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#186 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: Germany
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That`s Fat Tony i think....
one of my faves: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car? ![]() |
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#188 (permalink) | |
Bartender Extraordinaire
Location: The good side of the Red River
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I watch this show entirely too much. Ah well: "Ooh, look, a complimentary basket of hooves. [opens the menu] Hmm, beef salad, beef on the cob, beef fried beef ... is there anything on the menu that isn't meat?"
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#189 (permalink) | |
Wicked Clown
Location: House Of Horrors
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that was Marge... NEXT: "Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!"
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Crazy
Location: Dallas
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new: All week, my lifelong dream was to be the next Thomas Edison. |
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#193 (permalink) |
Loves green eggs and ham
Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round
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homer in the episode where he invents the shotgun makeup aplicator.
"Don't worry Baby, I'll tell everyone you were untouchable"
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Muffled
Location: Camazotz
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Apu, to a girl he just met and (presumably) had sex with in "22 short films about Springfield."
Hmm. ""If elected mayor my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya, and burn your town to cinders!"
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#195 (permalink) | |
Wicked Clown
Location: House Of Horrors
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"Oh, my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"
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#196 (permalink) |
Loves green eggs and ham
Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round
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Homer( I think)
presuming I am right..... Shake? You don't know what you're getting.
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If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider! |
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#198 (permalink) |
Muffled
Location: Camazotz
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That is a difficult quote. It is also from 22 short films about Springfield. I agree with Eddie, "Partially Gelatinous Gum-Based Beverage" is more clear.
Someone else pick one, I didn't watch Simpsons tonight and so I'm not in the zone.
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#199 (permalink) | |
Wicked Clown
Location: House Of Horrors
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hows about this one Kadath:
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Muffled
Location: Camazotz
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Well, that's Homer when he forms his own religion and ends up meeting God, the only character on Simpsons to be drawn with five fingers.
A tough one, give me all the people who say this: "Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer! Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!"
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