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Kadath · 10-31-2004, 01:41 PM

Well, I can do unbzete's: It's Blackbeard the pirate, summoned into jury service by the Devil Flanders in the matter of Homer's soul. Also, darens42 is Homer, reading a note from Flanders when the Simpsons are using the Flanders' beach house.

However, keyshawn's has me mystified, as does the apparent breakdown in the "Answer and ask" system.

Mine will be..."Where's Sideshow Bob and that guy who eats people and takes their faces?"

darens42 · 10-31-2004, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keyshawn

"Everyone has a different vision of a perfect world."

i think is marge

darens42 · 10-31-2004, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath

"Where's Sideshow Bob and that guy who eats people and takes their faces?"

is chief wiggum

new:

Ooh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a *real* useful invention.

Kadath · 11-02-2004, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darens42

is chief wiggum

new:

Ooh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a *real* useful invention.

Comic Book Guy, the king of all sarcasm, I think.

"Yo, um, I must have like fallen on a bullet and it, like, drove itself into my gut."

Gilbert Goseyn · 11-02-2004, 06:30 PM

"Yo, um, I must have like fallen on a bullet and it, like, drove itself into my gut."

that is snake...who else totes guns on that show? well....maybe one other guy *hint*

"No, I said, powerless to help you."

darens42 · 11-02-2004, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gilbert Goseyn

"No, I said, powerless to help you."

Is Chief Wiggum

new:

Bar's a whiz with cold drinks, aren't you, Bar? Don't understand lemonade myself -- not my forte...

darens42 · 11-02-2004, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath

Comic Book Guy, the king of all sarcasm, I think.

I think he is too...

Gilbert Goseyn · 11-02-2004, 08:42 PM

Bar's a whiz with cold drinks, aren't you, Bar? Don't understand lemonade myself -- not my forte...

hmm, Is this Fat Tony..or perhaps one of his henchmen? not sure, from the same episode--

"gimmie 3 fingers of milk, mom."

theo5222 · 11-02-2004, 08:44 PM

cool beans

Gilbert Goseyn · 11-02-2004, 09:02 PM

i could be wrong, darens42 has been a tough cookie when it comes to quotes, perhaps it's lenny? no no wait i think it got it monty burns?

hehe, i'm sorry i think i'm breaking the rules....but...I...Just...Can't...Resist...

"mmm, Pointy"

Bonus:
what was pointy

Kadath · 11-03-2004, 08:17 PM

darens42 was tough because it was a guest character -- George H.W. Bush.

"Mmm, pointy" -- Homer, likely. And I imagine he was eating something horrendous and inedible.
"Gimme three fingers of milk, mom." -- Bart, likely.

Enough with the cleanup! Mine is:

"In your face, space coyote!"

Tralls · 11-04-2004, 09:26 AM

"In your face space coyote" is Homer after figuring out marge is actually his soul mate. Great episode and cameo by Johnny Cash. My favorite line in that episode is when the coyote starts chewing on Homer's leg and then says "Sorry homer, i AM a coyote ..." perfect line for Johnny!

here's the next one.

"Hey Bart, you remember Alf. Well now he's back...in pog form!"

stevie667 · 11-04-2004, 09:43 AM

I think that one was milhouse, but don't quote me.

my one:

'...unprocessed fish sticks...'

pixelbend · 11-04-2004, 11:03 AM

yep that's millhouse and the fish sticks quote is Homer from one of the Treehouse of Horrors episodes.

Instead of a quote, here's trivia:
What is the name of the video game Bart steals from the Try-and-Save?

Kadath · 11-04-2004, 02:40 PM

Bonestorm(not Lee Carvalo's Putting Challenge).

Regular Simpsons Trivia died a slow death a while back. More quotes!

"Oops, my finger slipped. Oops, my finger slipped. Oops, my finger slipped."

darens42 · 11-04-2004, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gilbert Goseyn

i could be wrong, darens42 has been a tough cookie when it comes to quotes, perhaps it's lenny? no no wait i think it got it monty burns?

thanks for the compliment - its just that i love this show...

anyways - the quote was actually in honor of the elections - It was Prez George H Bush from the ep when he moved in across the street from Homer

darens42 · 11-04-2004, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath

"Oops, my finger slipped. Oops, my finger slipped. Oops, my finger slipped."

is bart smooshing aliens in a fishbowl or something in one of those treehouse of horrors

here's a quote to get us in that holiday spirit:

Oh, I knew Santa wouldn't have time to check that list twice!

zerosk8 · 11-05-2004, 10:03 AM

"When I grow up, i'm going to Bouvine University!" - Ralph

Thisins great

darens42 · 11-06-2004, 10:03 PM

i guess i'll try to get his going again....

quote:

'doh!'

darens42 · 11-06-2004, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darens42

here's a quote to get us in that holiday spirit:

Oh, I knew Santa wouldn't have time to check that list twice!

oh ya - as to not break the tradition of no new quotes before the prev is solved...

this was bart... i quess no one is ready for the holiday spirit

Kadath · 11-07-2004, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darens42

i guess i'll try to get his going again....

quote:

'doh!'

Lisa! Also, the traditionally accepted spelling is "D'oh."

It occurs to me I missed the latest Treehouse of Horror tonight...oh well.

"We'll do anything you say. Anything!"

R-Dubb604 · 11-07-2004, 08:04 PM

some old lady "pennywhistles and moonpies"

Mzm · 11-09-2004, 04:53 PM

lisa and bart at a smashing pumpkins concert or some festival,

quote lisa:

"hmm....that smells like otto's jacket"

Kadath · 11-09-2004, 06:49 PM

I enjoy the people who can't get their arms fully around the concept of this thread.

Here is a recap, for those who came late to the thread: this is trivia, of sorts. A person gives a quote. You guess the speaker and then repeat the process. And so it goes, this thing of ours.

A tough one, but I have faith in daren42:
"Did you know Fat Tony's real first name is Marion?"

darens42 · 11-11-2004, 09:22 PM

just when i thought this thread was dead...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath

I enjoy the people who can't get their arms fully around the concept of this thread.

Here is a recap, for those who came late to the thread: this is trivia, of sorts. A person gives a quote. You guess the speaker and then repeat the process. And so it goes, this thing of ours.

A tough one, but I have faith in daren42:
"Did you know Fat Tony's real first name is Marion?"

is the one time appearance (i think) of Frankie the Squealer

here's one that might be a little tricky:

Ya gotta help me! My daughter found out I'm a jerk!

Harry Cox · 11-12-2004, 06:02 AM

I know I'm not playing by the rules, but I just saw an episode the other night that I had never seen before and it had a hysterical quote that I just had to post. (I think the last quote might be Krusty, by the way.)

"Looks like this story has a happy ending. Just like my last massage."

darens42 · 11-14-2004, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry Cox

I know I'm not playing by the rules, but I just saw an episode the other night that I had never seen before and it had a hysterical quote that I just had to post. (I think the last quote might be Krusty, by the way.)

looks like you are playing proper now... yes the quote was from Krusty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry Cox

"Looks like this story has a happy ending. Just like my last massage."

is that Krusty too? not sure so i'll hold off on a new quote...

Harry Cox · 11-15-2004, 04:21 PM

No. It was not Krusty.

darens42 · 11-15-2004, 07:18 PM

hmmmm.... i dunno - my last guess is marge

Harry Cox · 11-16-2004, 05:05 PM

The correct answer was Otto. Next quote:

"You bent my wookie."

darens42 · 11-16-2004, 08:16 PM

that was Ralph & i think it was quoted already...

time for new quote:

I wish there was some other explanation for this, but there isn't.
I'm a murderer. I'm a murderer!

BoltedDown · 11-16-2004, 08:24 PM

darens42, I believe that was Flanders when his houseplant died.

darens42 · 11-16-2004, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoltedDown

darens42, I believe that was Flanders when his houseplant died.

very well done. do you have a quote for us losers with no life?

BoltedDown · 11-16-2004, 10:20 PM

Try this on for size (shouldn't be too difficult):

"Ohhh, so your Bart Simpson aye? Well since my breakfast burrito is contriving rapidly I will be blunt, your too late I sold your soul last night."

-BD

pixelbend · 11-17-2004, 05:27 AM

I believe that is Comic Book Guy.

If I am correct try this one - "Be careful when we capture him! We cannot claim the reward unless we have 51% of the carcass"

JSwiss · 11-17-2004, 08:46 PM

Homer: "I like my tv loud, my beer cold and my homosexuals FLAMING"
Lenny: (To a guy from REM) "Gotta pee huh?"
Carl: "Lenny and Carl, I like the sound of that"
More to come as I think of more, there are entirely too many great ones

Kadath · 11-18-2004, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pixelbend

I believe that is Comic Book Guy.

If I am correct try this one - "Be careful when we capture him! We cannot claim the reward unless we have 51% of the carcass"

That would be Apu. 51% of Homer would still be a lot of carcass.

"Now Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims she forgot she was carrying that bottle of delicious bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors... So tempting. What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!"

JSwiss · 11-18-2004, 07:27 AM

I can't believe I forgot the one Homer quote I use the most, "The problem with relationships is communication, too much communication"

Tralls · 11-18-2004, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath

"Now Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims she forgot she was carrying that bottle of delicious bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors... So tempting. What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!"

I believe that is Lionel Hutz.

Next one, so simple, yet so funny.

"You sunk my battleship."

Kadath · 11-18-2004, 01:53 PM

That's Jasper, at Bingo, with Lisa calling the numbers.

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?"

10-31-2004, 01:41 PM	#81 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Well, I can do unbzete's: It's Blackbeard the pirate, summoned into jury service by the Devil Flanders in the matter of Homer's soul. Also, darens42 is Homer, reading a note from Flanders when the Simpsons are using the Flanders' beach house. However, keyshawn's has me mystified, as does the apparent breakdown in the "Answer and ask" system. Mine will be..."Where's Sideshow Bob and that guy who eats people and takes their faces?" __________________ it's quiet in here

11-03-2004, 08:17 PM	#91 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	darens42 was tough because it was a guest character -- George H.W. Bush. "Mmm, pointy" -- Homer, likely. And I imagine he was eating something horrendous and inedible. "Gimme three fingers of milk, mom." -- Bart, likely. Enough with the cleanup! Mine is: "In your face, space coyote!" __________________ it's quiet in here

11-04-2004, 09:26 AM	#92 (permalink)
Tralls Crazy	"In your face space coyote" is Homer after figuring out marge is actually his soul mate. Great episode and cameo by Johnny Cash. My favorite line in that episode is when the coyote starts chewing on Homer's leg and then says "Sorry homer, i AM a coyote ..." perfect line for Johnny! here's the next one. "Hey Bart, you remember Alf. Well now he's back...in pog form!" __________________ "I pledge my grievance to the flag" - Pearl Jam

11-04-2004, 11:03 AM	#94 (permalink)
pixelbend Too hot in the hot tub!	yep that's millhouse and the fish sticks quote is Homer from one of the Treehouse of Horrors episodes. Instead of a quote, here's trivia: What is the name of the video game Bart steals from the Try-and-Save? __________________ But I don't want ANY Spam!

11-04-2004, 02:40 PM	#95 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Bonestorm(not Lee Carvalo's Putting Challenge). Regular Simpsons Trivia died a slow death a while back. More quotes! "Oops, my finger slipped. Oops, my finger slipped. Oops, my finger slipped." __________________ it's quiet in here

11-02-2004, 06:30 PM	#85 (permalink)
Gilbert Goseyn Upright Location: i'll see you on the dark....	"Yo, um, I must have like fallen on a bullet and it, like, drove itself into my gut." that is snake...who else totes guns on that show? well....maybe one other guy hint "No, I said, powerless to help you."

11-02-2004, 08:42 PM	#88 (permalink)
Gilbert Goseyn Upright Location: i'll see you on the dark....	Bar's a whiz with cold drinks, aren't you, Bar? Don't understand lemonade myself -- not my forte... hmm, Is this Fat Tony..or perhaps one of his henchmen? not sure, from the same episode-- "gimmie 3 fingers of milk, mom."

11-02-2004, 08:44 PM	#89 (permalink)
theo5222 Upright	cool beans

11-02-2004, 09:02 PM	#90 (permalink)
Gilbert Goseyn Upright Location: i'll see you on the dark....	i could be wrong, darens42 has been a tough cookie when it comes to quotes, perhaps it's lenny? no no wait i think it got it monty burns? hehe, i'm sorry i think i'm breaking the rules....but...I...Just...Can't...Resist... "mmm, Pointy" Bonus: what was pointy

11-04-2004, 09:43 AM	#93 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	I think that one was milhouse, but don't quote me. my one: '...unprocessed fish sticks...'

11-05-2004, 10:03 AM	#98 (permalink)
zerosk8 Tilted	"When I grow up, i'm going to Bouvine University!" - Ralph Thisins great

11-06-2004, 10:03 PM	#99 (permalink)
darens42 Crazy Location: Dallas	i guess i'll try to get his going again.... quote: 'doh!'

11-07-2004, 08:04 PM	#102 (permalink)
R-Dubb604 Crazy	some old lady "pennywhistles and moonpies"

11-09-2004, 04:53 PM	#103 (permalink)
Mzm Upright Location: Here...and there	lisa and bart at a smashing pumpkins concert or some festival, quote lisa: "hmm....that smells like otto's jacket"

11-09-2004, 06:49 PM	#104 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	I enjoy the people who can't get their arms fully around the concept of this thread. Here is a recap, for those who came late to the thread: this is trivia, of sorts. A person gives a quote. You guess the speaker and then repeat the process. And so it goes, this thing of ours. A tough one, but I have faith in daren42: "Did you know Fat Tony's real first name is Marion?" __________________ it's quiet in here

11-12-2004, 06:02 AM	#106 (permalink)
Harry Cox Insane	I know I'm not playing by the rules, but I just saw an episode the other night that I had never seen before and it had a hysterical quote that I just had to post. (I think the last quote might be Krusty, by the way.) "Looks like this story has a happy ending. Just like my last massage."

11-15-2004, 04:21 PM	#108 (permalink)
Harry Cox Insane	No. It was not Krusty.

11-15-2004, 07:18 PM	#109 (permalink)
darens42 Crazy Location: Dallas	hmmmm.... i dunno - my last guess is marge

11-16-2004, 05:05 PM	#110 (permalink)
Harry Cox Insane	The correct answer was Otto. Next quote: "You bent my wookie."

11-16-2004, 08:16 PM	#111 (permalink)
darens42 Crazy Location: Dallas	that was Ralph & i think it was quoted already... time for new quote: I wish there was some other explanation for this, but there isn't. I'm a murderer. I'm a murderer!

11-16-2004, 08:24 PM	#112 (permalink)
BoltedDown Crazy	darens42, I believe that was Flanders when his houseplant died. Last edited by BoltedDown; 11-16-2004 at 08:26 PM..

11-16-2004, 10:20 PM	#114 (permalink)
BoltedDown Crazy	Try this on for size (shouldn't be too difficult): "Ohhh, so your Bart Simpson aye? Well since my breakfast burrito is contriving rapidly I will be blunt, your too late I sold your soul last night." -BD

11-17-2004, 05:27 AM	#115 (permalink)
pixelbend Too hot in the hot tub!	I believe that is Comic Book Guy. If I am correct try this one - "Be careful when we capture him! We cannot claim the reward unless we have 51% of the carcass" __________________ But I don't want ANY Spam!

11-17-2004, 08:46 PM	#116 (permalink)
JSwiss Tilted	Homer: "I like my tv loud, my beer cold and my homosexuals FLAMING" Lenny: (To a guy from REM) "Gotta pee huh?" Carl: "Lenny and Carl, I like the sound of that" More to come as I think of more, there are entirely too many great ones

11-18-2004, 07:27 AM	#118 (permalink)
JSwiss Tilted	I can't believe I forgot the one Homer quote I use the most, "The problem with relationships is communication, too much communication"

11-18-2004, 01:53 PM	#120 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	That's Jasper, at Bingo, with Lisa calling the numbers. "Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" __________________ it's quiet in here