spectre

Yes, it was. It was an old west gunslinger that been long dead. I think it's Billy the Kid, but I'm not sure, which is why I haven't answered until now.

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Derwood

to get us going again...

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fresnelly

That would be Ned Flanders in the Vegas episode.

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feelgood

Bart Simpson in the espiode where he sold his soul to Milhouse

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Willravel

Wasn't it my turn? Oh well. The home wine making course one is from the "Secrets of a Succesful Marriage" episode. Now time for mine!

Looking for who said it and the episode. GL.

fresnelly

That was Smithers to Mr. Burns in the lost Bobo episode.

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albania

That was marge in the episode where Homer gets accused of sexual harrasment.
Here is a new quote.....

albania

Too tough??? It was Bart from the same episode, when the TV show makes its retractions for the inaccurate stories.....Someone else can do a quote instead of me.

feelgood

Ok then

1. The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters.

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pixelbend

oops got mine in too late.

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Kadath

Is...Homer. Lisa is complaining that all the food he's eating has been killed cruelly or something.

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Derwood

I guess we give up? That's a toughy.

I'll post a new one while we wait for Kadath's answer.

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Derwood

anyone, anyone?

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pixelbend

That sir, would be Millhouse.

'nother...

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Poppinjay

Comic Bookstore Guy

Another:

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Kostya

Sounds like Selma to me.

pixelbend

I think you're right. Post another Kostya.

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pixelbend

Ok, then I will

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fresnelly

That could only be Snake!

Okay this is a bit of a trick quote, but it contains a good hint:

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pixelbend

Well, that's a play on Cheers, so I'm gonna say Moe. Let me know if I'm right and I'll post another.

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fresnelly

Nope. Hint: In this episode, Homer walks into the real cheers and over hears it.

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fresnelly

It's been awhile so I'll give the answer:

It's Carla voiced by Rhea Pearlman in the episode where Marge reveals her fear of flying. Homer is kicked out of Moe's, goes looking for another bar and wanders into Cheers.

Here's the script segment from Snpp.com


Homer: Ooh, this looks like a nice friendly place.
Carla: Sammy, you're too old to go on a date with two twins on the same
night you're supposed to marry Diane without Rebecca knowing.
Sam: OK, Carla, I'll make you a bet: if this affects my major league
comeback, I'll sell my bar.
Norm: Woody...gimme a beer.
Woody: I think you've had enough, Mr. Peterson. My chiropractor says I
can't carry you home any more.
Norm: Just gimme another beer, you brain-dead hick! [grabs wine
bottle, smashes it, holds it by the neck]
I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!
Cliff: [restraining him] Whoa, settle down, Normy. Gotta save those
pipes for Karaoke.
Homer: [gasps] Whoa! [runs out]
Norm: I love you guys...[weeps]


Anyways here's a new one:

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Kostya

That's Bart in the lunchhall...

I think Malk has a little promo saying it now comes with Vitamin K or something...

Lawn Furniture

Kadith's quote:
"All I remember about the last two months is giving a guest lecture at Villanova...or maybe it was a street corner."

said by Barney in "New York vs. Homer Simpson:

Kostya

Damn, I suspected that one too! A pox on my fear of negligible risk!

Ishmal

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Slippery Slope

I like the one where Moe answers the phone and says:-

"What?...Who?......Hunt?.....Mike Hunt?.....

Hey! Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?"

poundpuppy34

Isnt that grandpa?

Ishmal

ding ding ding!

correct.

your turn.

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poundpuppy34

... " We should thank our lucky stars that they're still putting on a program of this caliber after so many years"

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poundpuppy34

no one knows? or has it been forgotten?

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albania

either lisa or bart in the poochy episode...50/50 i'll guess lisa because she's a female.

poundpuppy34

lol it is lisa but the bottom part just my sig. sorry for the confusion your turn

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albania

I knew the bottom part was a sig, it just helped me guess.

Zyr

Homer, of course.

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Omnia mutantu, nos et mutamur in illis.
All things change, and we change with them.
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Kostya

Professor Frink, right after explaining the 'rapid oscillation' of particles to preschoolers. Technically he says: "No, you can't play with it. You wouldn't enjoy it on as many levels as I do."

Great great episode though.

jth

That would I believe be Lisa looking at the Canoe on the rather substandard warf in the Camp Crusty episode asking if it was safe.

I believe it was Kerny (sp) who said 'well it ain't gettin' any safer'

Kadath

That seems like Homer. Someone is explaining they need help, and Homer says "Like from Batman" and they say "No, from a scientist."

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Poppinjay

Would that be Homer's case against the fish restaurant? That sounds like a Hutz. The "All You Can Eat" place where Marge asks if the bread has fish in it, which of course it does.

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pixelbend

That's Homer to Apu

Try this one: That's Handsome Pete, he dances for nickles.

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