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Old 05-25-2004, 04:08 PM   #641 (permalink)
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Old 05-26-2004, 06:38 AM   #642 (permalink)
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Apparently so:

Villager: 'Thank you senor McGuver, you saved our village.'

McGuyver: 'Don't thank me, thank the moon's gravitational pull.'

absolute classic.

Followed by more classic:

Selma: That McGuyver's a genius'

Sideshow Bob: 'First of all Selma, he's not a genius, he's an actor, and second of all, he's not much of an actor.'

Selma: You're lying!'

Bob: 'No, Selma dear, this would be lying, that was a well scripted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.'

Anyhow to the next question:

Since everyone secretly hates me for being the trivia Nazi, I have devised a new system, there's the easy question EQ, and the insanely difficult question IDQ.

EQ: From which planet does the only non-human Stonecutter hail?

IDQ: When Homer buys the weight loss tape which he plays in his sleep and Marge asks him if it is working the next morning what does Homer say?

If you answer either of these you get the next one, but if you answer the IQD I will respect you far more and think you are way cool.
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Old 05-26-2004, 09:58 AM   #643 (permalink)
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It is a Martian.

IMO, the problem with the IDQ is that it is far too specific. You didn't ask "What tape did Homer get instead of the weight loss tape?" (Vocab Builder). I know he said something erudite and full of 50 cent words, but the exact line escapes me. I know it's not "A pox on thee, woman! I toil not on ye Sabbath." cuz that's from something else.
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Old 05-26-2004, 04:09 PM   #644 (permalink)
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'Lamentably no, my gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.'

All words I use regularly, lamentably cause I'm a pretentious dick.

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Old 05-26-2004, 10:28 PM   #645 (permalink)
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You actually remember that without having seen that episode recently?

I can remember a few quote but not word for word.

"smithers you infernal ninny put your right hoof on that flange, put your left something on that something, now pump those scrawny chicken legs you stuporous funker"

I love burns's archaic speech.

"sweet maiden of the spit ... so that i may sup upon supple pig this noon"

Homer's episodes of eloquency are also funny.
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Old 05-27-2004, 02:35 AM   #646 (permalink)
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Burns: 'I need this letter sent to the Prussian ambassador in Siam immediately, am I too late for the four o'clock gyrocopter?'

Teenage kid: 'This manual must be out of date, I don't see the words Prussian, Siam or gyrocopter.'



Burns: 'Yes I see now, a slick hollywood production to gloss over my evil rise to power like 'Bugsy' or 'Working Girl'.


Burns: 'Smithers, I've discovered a new form of transport, I call it the Spruce Moose, it can take a hundred passengers from New York to the Belgian Congo in under eight hours!'

Smithers: 'Well it's a very nice model sir'

Burns: 'Model!?'


Where Bart is planning something evil and Homer comes in: 'Now there's a Machiavellian countenence, oooh a sextet of ale.'

Ok, I remember a lot of things, definitely, definitely watch Simpsons on Monday, definitely...

Anyway, I'm turning this into a quote thread, as opposed to a trivia one.
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Old 05-27-2004, 05:21 AM   #647 (permalink)
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Okay, so I guess I have the questionable honor of going next.
What was the name of the horse owned by Bette Midler and Krusty the Klown?
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Old 05-27-2004, 09:25 AM   #648 (permalink)
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Old 05-27-2004, 11:55 AM   #649 (permalink)
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Old 05-27-2004, 02:46 PM   #650 (permalink)
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When Marge subs as Bart's teacher what are the boobytraps Bart must stop for her?
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Old 05-27-2004, 04:25 PM   #651 (permalink)
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A thumb tack on the chair and a log swinging down from the ceiling?
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Old 05-27-2004, 06:49 PM   #652 (permalink)
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Correct. Ask.
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Old 05-28-2004, 10:49 AM   #653 (permalink)
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In Springfiled there is a gang of four bullies. They consist of Jimbo Jones, Kearny, Nelson, and a fourth, long haired fellow. Name the fourth bully.
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Old 05-28-2004, 05:45 PM   #654 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2004, 07:48 PM   #655 (permalink)
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I believe that's correct. Ask your question.
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Old 05-28-2004, 08:17 PM   #656 (permalink)
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Dolph is correct, ask away.
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Old 05-29-2004, 01:52 AM   #657 (permalink)
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How do the kids occupy their time while Homer test runs Grandpa's revitalizing tonic?
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Old 05-29-2004, 08:46 PM   #658 (permalink)
 
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they talk about what's happening to the parent.
"vampires that have to be in bed before dark.." hehe
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Old 05-30-2004, 08:35 AM   #659 (permalink)
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close enough. I was actually looking for "they go watch a stock footage film fest" but they do discuss it, so some credit. ask away
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Old 05-31-2004, 06:14 PM   #660 (permalink)
 
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name of lisa's doll and what the doll says. bonus if u can say what the 1st one says (what makes lisa mad).
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Old 05-31-2004, 06:22 PM   #661 (permalink)
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Malibu Stacey/Stacy

"I wish they taught shopping in school."
"Don't ask me - I'm just a girl (giggle)."

are the quotes that stuck in my mind.
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Old 06-01-2004, 05:17 AM   #662 (permalink)
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Lisa's Doll is named 'Lisa Lionheart' but I can't remember what it says exactly.

The new Malibu Stacy doll pisses her off because of 'Don't ask me I'm just a girl' like Mehoni.

My favourite is where Janey or someone says: 'There's something wrong with my Malibu Stacy' and pulls the string and is says: 'My spider sense is tingling.'

Plus I love:

'Do you have any idea how many little girls have tried to track me down?'

Lisa: 'Am I the first?'

.... 'Yes.'
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Old 06-01-2004, 05:32 PM   #663 (permalink)
 
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good enough! ask away!
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Old 06-01-2004, 08:27 PM   #664 (permalink)
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Geez, there are 17 pages, and i really don't want to read through all of them, so I humbly apologize if this has been asked already. When the critic (Jon Lovitz) tells McBain his shoes are untied, what does McBain discover on closer inspection?
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Old 06-01-2004, 10:14 PM   #665 (permalink)
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That he's wearing loafers.

What movie is playing in the background as Troy McClure proposes marriage to Selma?
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Old 06-01-2004, 10:29 PM   #666 (permalink)
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they were loafers
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Old 06-02-2004, 06:14 AM   #667 (permalink)
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The Muppets go Medieval. Will thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?

What gas mileage does Ranier Wolfcastle's Humvee get?
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Old 06-02-2004, 06:52 AM   #668 (permalink)
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Man, I totally got skipped on my question...

Never mind...

Very little I imagine, I was probably too busy laughing over that 'I'll tear off your face and use it as a tissue' remark.
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Old 06-02-2004, 08:08 AM   #669 (permalink)
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What comic is Comic Book Guy Reading in his "Fortress of Solitude" AKA the port-a-potty?
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Old 06-02-2004, 03:50 PM   #670 (permalink)
 
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oooh! good one! hmm.. Zebra Girl.
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Old 06-02-2004, 03:51 PM   #671 (permalink)
 
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in case i'm right, i'll ask: what's the 1st thing that maggie says when the baby-translator(homer's bro made it) works for the 1st time?
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Old 06-02-2004, 04:50 PM   #672 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2004, 04:50 PM   #673 (permalink)
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Ooh. Tough one. I remember she says "I want what the dog's eating" when he asks her about her reward. Maybe "I have soiled myself; how embarassing" or is that another baby quote, like "This leash demans us both"? Damn!
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Old 06-03-2004, 07:11 AM   #674 (permalink)
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Googa gaa goo

Translation: 'Lavish attention on me, and entertain me.'

I'm pretty sure that's right, if not sorry.

Anyway:

EQ: What does Bart use to write his name in the Springfield Elementary playing field?

plus three answer them and I will think you are the coolest IDQ's

1. What is the number of Patty and Selma's apartment?

2. How many consecutive hours is Krusty on air in the Treehouse of Horror episode where Bart has magic powers?

3. What was the first episode to feature Comic Book Guy?

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Old 06-03-2004, 07:58 AM   #675 (permalink)
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He uses bags of lime or some other grass killing chemical, yeah?
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Old 06-03-2004, 09:33 AM   #676 (permalink)
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I think the answer to IDQ number 2 is 78, because that ep was on the other day.
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Old 06-03-2004, 05:09 PM   #677 (permalink)
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Principal Skinner: 'Ahhh say what you like about our cafeteria food, but I still say they're the best Tater Tot's money can buy.'

*sniffs*

*Sniffs again*

'Wait a second that smells like sodiumtetrasulfic bonding with chlorophyll!'


Kadath:

'Well, we're still on the air... three hundred and forty six consecutive hours... and it's all thanks to one little boy who who WON'T LET ME STOP!'

So I guess Derwood's correct enough for me. Ask away.

byt the way IDQ answers:

1. 1599.

3. Three Men and a Comic Book.
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Old 06-03-2004, 06:06 PM   #678 (permalink)
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you know too much about the simpsons Kostya

far too much

you scare me
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Old 06-04-2004, 06:16 AM   #679 (permalink)
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Here's an easy one:

Who teaches the "Strip for your wife" class at the adult learning seminars?
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Old 06-04-2004, 08:02 AM   #680 (permalink)
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