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Burns: 'I need this letter sent to the Prussian ambassador in Siam immediately, am I too late for the four o'clock gyrocopter?'
Teenage kid: 'This manual must be out of date, I don't see the words Prussian, Siam or gyrocopter.'
Burns: 'Yes I see now, a slick hollywood production to gloss over my evil rise to power like 'Bugsy' or 'Working Girl'.
Burns: 'Smithers, I've discovered a new form of transport, I call it the Spruce Moose, it can take a hundred passengers from New York to the Belgian Congo in under eight hours!'
Smithers: 'Well it's a very nice model sir'
Burns: 'Model!?'
Where Bart is planning something evil and Homer comes in: 'Now there's a Machiavellian countenence, oooh a sextet of ale.'
Ok, I remember a lot of things, definitely, definitely watch Simpsons on Monday, definitely...
Anyway, I'm turning this into a quote thread, as opposed to a trivia one.
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