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Apparently so:
Villager: 'Thank you senor McGuver, you saved our village.'
McGuyver: 'Don't thank me, thank the moon's gravitational pull.'
absolute classic.
Followed by more classic:
Selma: That McGuyver's a genius'
Sideshow Bob: 'First of all Selma, he's not a genius, he's an actor, and second of all, he's not much of an actor.'
Selma: You're lying!'
Bob: 'No, Selma dear, this would be lying, that was a well scripted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.'
Anyhow to the next question:
Since everyone secretly hates me for being the trivia Nazi, I have devised a new system, there's the easy question EQ, and the insanely difficult question IDQ.
EQ: From which planet does the only non-human Stonecutter hail?
IDQ: When Homer buys the weight loss tape which he plays in his sleep and Marge asks him if it is working the next morning what does Homer say?
If you answer either of these you get the next one, but if you answer the IQD I will respect you far more and think you are way cool.
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