Anyone?

Bueller.... Bueller.... Bueller....

Yeah, I think you stumped us. Reveal and ask another.

Carl Lewis.

According to Mr. Burns, the plant is safe from bomb toting bolsheviks to what?

Kostya, you're killing us! Throw us a bone here!

Ok Dr. Evil sorry!

'As you can see the plant is safe from bomb toting bolsheviks to golden armed jazzboes' Thought people would remember it cause it's so wierd.

OK, little easier this time.

What is Semour Skinner's favourite animal?

the puma

Okay, I am asking the next one.
Name three instances where the Simpsons have parodied The Natural.

It's been 24 hours. Has this thread passed on?
"Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky" where Lisa campaigns to end light pollution (They overload the power and all the lights explode, including the ones on the ballfield, and the music plays).
"Hungry Hungry Homer" where Homer goes on a hunger strike to get the truth about the Isotopes' plans to move (When Homer finally gets the truth out, he runs down the field eating the food they throw to him and the music plays).
"Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder" where Homer bowls a perfect game(Homer throws the ball into the air and when it lands it causes all sorts of things to explode, Homer celebrates as the debris rains down and the music plays).

If no one asks a question in the next 24 hours, I weep for the thread.

Weep not Kadath!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok,

Mr Burns' mother had a lengthy affair with which President?

Taft?

Concerning the Natural parodies, I knew two, and neither is one you mentioned, so I guess they take it to the bank pretty often. One is Homer's WonderBat in the softball league episode, and another is when Bart is racing in the soapbox derby, they pan up to Homer in the stands, ("Do it for your old man, boy!") and the music plays. :D

Taft is correct Kadath, your thread...

Woo, fat Taft!

Where did Dr. Nick go to medical school?

According to the trivia night I went to, there are two answers, but I only remember one, so if you guess the other, I suppose we'll have to fight to the death.

Hollywood Upstairs Medical College?

Bingo! No fighting necessary! Ask!

Ack! Time for another question.

Which character's face was chiseled, Mt Rushmore-like, into the side of a mountain in Springfield and why?

Carl?

Homer (musing on the cacti): 'Ohhhhh everything out here reminds me of Marge!'

Lenny: 'You're telling me, were coming up on Mt. Carlmore... Ahhh we carved that one maaagical summer.'

So I guess the reason is Lenny and Carl are involved in some kind of non-platonic, yet non sexual relationship...

Sure. I was shooting for Lisa, who gets her face carved into the mountain for placing second in the national spelling bee, but I like your answer. Ask.

Name Sideshow Bob's original cellmates from his first stint in prison.

Sorry....I forgot to check on my answer. I am so ashamed.

Anyone?

I can only think of Snake. "Use a pen Sideshow Bob." Not sure if that's right or if there were any others.

OK, fine then...

Hopefully everyone doesn't think of me as the Trivia Nazi.

Shred, technically you'd be right about Snake, but that 'Use a pen Bob' is from a much later stint in prison after he tried to rig the Mayoral election.

What I was looking for was Bob's monologue at the Simpsons' dinner table when he tells how he bade farewell to his cellmates in The Black Widower where he marries Selma. Cutter.... Icepick... Snake, I'm going to miss you most of all...'

Anyhow, new question:

Who wins the wrestling bout between the Professor and Rasputin?

(nice, there's only two answers so I can't get in trouble!)

I will give you much props if you can say how though.

I believe the Professor wins, because that is what would piss Homer off. I can't recall how though.

heh..He cheated. : X. Bart the daredevil... Vhs.

i have the ultimate question: whats the simpsons phone number?
edit: there is an answer... no cheating!

555-3226 : ) Mr plow and the pretzel wagon..I have waaaaaaay to much time on my hands. Very good. : )

hmm... last time i checked is was 939-555-0113
same as Mr.burns but he's 636-555-0113
Maybe thats just Homers number. because he does say "oh! thats my number!"

She's right, its the same number on both of them.

In Season Three, their home number was 555-8707.
And the phone numbers from Homer's television debut in "Mr. Plow" are:

Home: 555-3223
Business: 555-3226

In "The Canine Mutiny," Bart fills out a credit card application form with
the phone number 555-3126.

the episode when theres 2 area code, the radio calls a random number which is 555-0113 and homer says: "thats my number!" but mr burn picks up because of the area code is 636 instead of 939. i guess they changed numbers a few times... oh well! new question someone.

Yeah he bashes Rasputin on the head with a spanner.

Um... I don't know who gets to ask the next question...

Bump!

Who's the football pundit who's right 52% of the time?

I can't remember his name, but he has a gigantic shoe, or perhaps lock...

'I therefore declare Cincinatti my SHOE in of the week!'

Well, we're over 24 hours, so we'll take that. His name's Smooth Jimmy Apollo. Next one!

OK...

How did Sideshow Mel get the bone through his hair?

By trying to use it to get gum out of his hair.

When Selma weds Sideshow Bob she decides to give up smoking except for on two occasions, what are those two occasions?

'I've decided to give up smoking, except after meals and after McGuyver.'

That's correct. Ask your question.

According to McGuyver what saved the village?

OK is this question going to get me in trouble again?

Apparently so:

Villager: 'Thank you senor McGuver, you saved our village.'

McGuyver: 'Don't thank me, thank the moon's gravitational pull.'

absolute classic.

Followed by more classic:

Selma: That McGuyver's a genius'

Sideshow Bob: 'First of all Selma, he's not a genius, he's an actor, and second of all, he's not much of an actor.'

Selma: You're lying!'

Bob: 'No, Selma dear, this would be lying, that was a well scripted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.'

Anyhow to the next question:

Since everyone secretly hates me for being the trivia Nazi, I have devised a new system, there's the easy question EQ, and the insanely difficult question IDQ.

EQ: From which planet does the only non-human Stonecutter hail?

IDQ: When Homer buys the weight loss tape which he plays in his sleep and Marge asks him if it is working the next morning what does Homer say?

If you answer either of these you get the next one, but if you answer the IQD I will respect you far more and think you are way cool.

It is a Martian.

IMO, the problem with the IDQ is that it is far too specific. You didn't ask "What tape did Homer get instead of the weight loss tape?" (Vocab Builder). I know he said something erudite and full of 50 cent words, but the exact line escapes me. I know it's not "A pox on thee, woman! I toil not on ye Sabbath." cuz that's from something else.

'Lamentably no, my gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.'

All words I use regularly, lamentably cause I'm a pretentious dick.

Martian is correct.

You actually remember that without having seen that episode recently?

I can remember a few quote but not word for word.

"smithers you infernal ninny put your right hoof on that flange, put your left something on that something, now pump those scrawny chicken legs you stuporous funker"

I love burns's archaic speech.

"sweet maiden of the spit ... so that i may sup upon supple pig this noon"

Homer's episodes of eloquency are also funny.

Burns: 'I need this letter sent to the Prussian ambassador in Siam immediately, am I too late for the four o'clock gyrocopter?'

Teenage kid: 'This manual must be out of date, I don't see the words Prussian, Siam or gyrocopter.'



Burns: 'Yes I see now, a slick hollywood production to gloss over my evil rise to power like 'Bugsy' or 'Working Girl'.


Burns: 'Smithers, I've discovered a new form of transport, I call it the Spruce Moose, it can take a hundred passengers from New York to the Belgian Congo in under eight hours!'

Smithers: 'Well it's a very nice model sir'

Burns: 'Model!?'


Where Bart is planning something evil and Homer comes in: 'Now there's a Machiavellian countenence, oooh a sextet of ale.'

Ok, I remember a lot of things, definitely, definitely watch Simpsons on Monday, definitely...

Anyway, I'm turning this into a quote thread, as opposed to a trivia one.

Okay, so I guess I have the questionable honor of going next.
What was the name of the horse owned by Bette Midler and Krusty the Klown?

Krudler

Correct. Ask!

When Marge subs as Bart's teacher what are the boobytraps Bart must stop for her?

A thumb tack on the chair and a log swinging down from the ceiling?

Correct. Ask.

In Springfiled there is a gang of four bullies. They consist of Jimbo Jones, Kearny, Nelson, and a fourth, long haired fellow. Name the fourth bully.

Dolph

I believe that's correct. Ask your question.

Dolph is correct, ask away.

How do the kids occupy their time while Homer test runs Grandpa's revitalizing tonic?

they talk about what's happening to the parent.
"vampires that have to be in bed before dark.." hehe

close enough. I was actually looking for "they go watch a stock footage film fest" but they do discuss it, so some credit. ask away

name of lisa's doll and what the doll says. bonus if u can say what the 1st one says (what makes lisa mad).

Malibu Stacey/Stacy

"I wish they taught shopping in school."
"Don't ask me - I'm just a girl (giggle)."

are the quotes that stuck in my mind.

Lisa's Doll is named 'Lisa Lionheart' but I can't remember what it says exactly.

The new Malibu Stacy doll pisses her off because of 'Don't ask me I'm just a girl' like Mehoni.

My favourite is where Janey or someone says: 'There's something wrong with my Malibu Stacy' and pulls the string and is says: 'My spider sense is tingling.'

Plus I love:

'Do you have any idea how many little girls have tried to track me down?'

Lisa: 'Am I the first?'

.... 'Yes.'

good enough! ask away!

Geez, there are 17 pages, and i really don't want to read through all of them, so I humbly apologize if this has been asked already. When the critic (Jon Lovitz) tells McBain his shoes are untied, what does McBain discover on closer inspection?

That he's wearing loafers.

What movie is playing in the background as Troy McClure proposes marriage to Selma?

they were loafers

The Muppets go Medieval. Will thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?

What gas mileage does Ranier Wolfcastle's Humvee get?

Man, I totally got skipped on my question...

Never mind...

Very little I imagine, I was probably too busy laughing over that 'I'll tear off your face and use it as a tissue' remark.

One Highway, Zero City.

What comic is Comic Book Guy Reading in his "Fortress of Solitude" AKA the port-a-potty?

oooh! good one! hmm.. Zebra Girl.

in case i'm right, i'll ask: what's the 1st thing that maggie says when the baby-translator(homer's bro made it) works for the 1st time?

Note to self: no posting whilst drunk.

Ooh. Tough one. I remember she says "I want what the dog's eating" when he asks her about her reward. Maybe "I have soiled myself; how embarassing" or is that another baby quote, like "This leash demans us both"? Damn!

Googa gaa goo

Translation: 'Lavish attention on me, and entertain me.'

I'm pretty sure that's right, if not sorry.

Anyway:

EQ: What does Bart use to write his name in the Springfield Elementary playing field?

plus three answer them and I will think you are the coolest IDQ's

1. What is the number of Patty and Selma's apartment?

2. How many consecutive hours is Krusty on air in the Treehouse of Horror episode where Bart has magic powers?

3. What was the first episode to feature Comic Book Guy?

He uses bags of lime or some other grass killing chemical, yeah?

I think the answer to IDQ number 2 is 78, because that ep was on the other day.

Principal Skinner: 'Ahhh say what you like about our cafeteria food, but I still say they're the best Tater Tot's money can buy.'

*sniffs*

*Sniffs again*

'Wait a second that smells like sodiumtetrasulfic bonding with chlorophyll!'


Kadath:

'Well, we're still on the air... three hundred and forty six consecutive hours... and it's all thanks to one little boy who who WON'T LET ME STOP!'

So I guess Derwood's correct enough for me. Ask away.

byt the way IDQ answers:

1. 1599.

3. Three Men and a Comic Book.

you know too much about the simpsons Kostya

far too much

you scare me

Here's an easy one:

Who teaches the "Strip for your wife" class at the adult learning seminars?

Dr. Hibbert? Went under the stage name Malcolm Sex

Right. And he'd entertain the ladies "by any means necessary"

Your question jerome

According to Ralph what creature in the old prison stole Chief Wiggum's skeleton key?

Sometimes I scare myself...

Like the fact that Simpsons and Futurama quotes combined comprise of about 20-30% of what I say in a given day...

When it gets to the point where you're quoting the TV shows on the TV in the TV shows, you're in trouble...

'Well let's just define our terms here gentlemen, are we talking about redistributing, or redistricting?'

*We interrupt this program to bring you... a football game!*

I believe Ralph refers to a rat which has just stolen the key as a "pointy kitty".

In case I'm correct: Name the three restaurants suggested by the Hibbert children when Dr. Hibbert asks them where they would like to eat in the episode where Moe open's a family restaurant.

correct 5th cand.

damn, that's a hard one. I can't even remember one!

Anybody?

Well, if nobody's figured it out by the time I wake up I'll reveal the names, so you've all got a few hours.

Alright, the first kid suggests The Spaghetti Laboratory, the second kid suggests The Texas Cheesecake Depository, and the third suggests Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery

How about this one, then: What ice cream joint in Springfield claims to serve 5600 flavours of ice cream?

Phineas Q. Butterfat’s 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor

In case I am right. In the episode, Homer vs. Dignity,

What comic did Burns ask Homer to buy then eat?

Amazing Spider-Man #1.

What Eastern European cartoon ran on Krusty's show when Itchy & Scratcy bailed?

'Ok kids now lets enjoy the best cartoon cat and mouse duo Eastern Europe has to offer, Worker and Parasite!'

That question was in the bar trivia I went to, and we had no idea. Kostya, if I pay to fly you to the US, will you come to next one? :)

New question please!

Sorry fellas...

Ok let me think....

EQ: What does Apu offer Homer as compensation for giving him food poisoning?

IDQ No 1: What do Big Daddy and Prinicipal Skinner have in common?

IDQ No 2: What does Otto suggest as proof of his identity when he doesn't have his licence?

IDQ No 3: Which employee at the plant has a sister with one leg?

EQ: 5 pounds of frozen (unfrozen) shrimp.

IDQ No 1: Both are from New Orleans.

IDQ No 2: His underwear but it isnt his.

IDQ No 3: I forget his name but he's the guy in the overcoat and glasses.


Any of these sufficient?

EQ: A bucket of unrefrigerated shrimp.

IDQ: They both are from New Orleans, and find stamp collecting interesting.

IDQ2: His underwear.

IDQ3: What's-his-name with the glasses. The one who got sucked up Mr. Burns' tube.

What did Bart get for Christmas, when he imagined life in Juvenile Hall?

Edit: Damn! Just a little too slow on the draw...

EQ: "Mr. Homer please accept this six pound bucket of frozen shrimp as compensation for your food poisoning."
Homer: "Hey this shrimp isn't frozen, and it smells funny"
Apu: "Ok, twelve pounds!"
Homer: "Woohoo!"
*Sound of ambulance siren*

IDQ No 1: New Orleans is correct, but I was going for the stamp collecting thing.
Big Daddy: "Mon Cher, New Orleans is my town, I got interests, and I don't mean stamp collecting! Though I do find that very interesting."
Skinny Boy: "Yeah well that makes two of us."

IDQ No 2: Otto: "If you need proof of my identity I wrote my name on my underwear... oh wait, these aren't mine."
Skinner: "That's it young man! Until you get a licence and wear your own underwear you're not driving that bus anywhere!"

IDQ No 3: Charlie uses his sister's wooden leg as a lucky bat in the Homer at the Bat episode in series three.


Nice work Jerome.

Did Bart get the week old newspaper, or was that Nelson?