First it was Kid Gorgeous, then Kid Presentable, then Kid Ugly, and finally just Kid Moe. Is that right?

Actually, it was Kid Gruesome instead of Kid Ugly, but you're more than close enough. Fire away.

When the Simpsons move to Cypress Creek, what is the name of the program Bart is placed in?

I believe its called "The Leg Up Program."

According to his trading card at the beginning of the Be Sharps episode, what religious great is said to have had 26 conversions in A.D. 46?

That would be...Joseph of Aramethea.

What's the name of the car Homer designed for his brother Herb when Herb was president of Powell Motors?

I believed they called it "Persephone".

Q: If you ordered nachos "Flander's Style", what would you get?

Cucumbers with cottage cheese? I'll wait to ask a question, I'm not sure if I'm right.

Yup, you're right.

acualy it was called "the homer"


rockzilla's question

Okay, pretty easy one ... What's the Simpson Familys area code?

939


edit: i can't think of a good question, whoever wants to ask something take it :)

Finish the following Troy McClure quote:

"You may have seen me in such films as "P is for ________"

Psycho!

Here's another (partial) Troy McClure quote:

"You may remember me from such celebrity funerals as ______, We Hardly Knew Ye."

I love the simpons but never caught that MOE'S phone # was S-M-I-T-H-E-R-S.


SORRY I AM SO FAR BEHIND!

believe it was andre the giant, we hardly knew ye. since im fond of the songs in the simpsons, what comes after "nothing beats the hobo life..."

".....stabbing folks with my hobo knife" :)

What is the name of Ned Flanders' grill.

The grill's name is Propane Elaine.

Here's a tough one (maybe)...When Bart buys the abandoned factory at auction(the one he and Milhouse play in), how much does he pay?

1 dollar?

Is that your final answer?

just kidding, your right. Go ahead and ask.

When Bart, Milhouse, Nelson and Martin go on a road trip, what year is the AAA Travel Guide from?

1982


where did doctor nick get his gloves when he operated on homers heart? ("these gloves cam free with my _______")

toilet brush.

What's the last thing homer eats to get over the 300lb. mark to get on disability?

A Play-Doh donut Maggie made

yup. Kaos, your question?

What was the name of the Lighthouse machine?

EARL (Electronic Automatic Robotic Lighthouse)

What prize does Abe Simpson win at the old folks' talent show?

free autopsy

what was barts boy band called?

The Party Posse.

What book did the dentist show Ralph to make him brush his teeth more?

The Party Posse?

Edit...Damn you beat me to it buclao.

To answer your question...It was "The Big Book Of British Smiles"

How much did Bart sell his soul to Milhouse for?

$5

Who sponsored the Gross-Out Contest?

I think you have everyone stumped teph. Time to give the answer I think.

hehe, my apologies - from some of these answers, I figured y'all would have it pretty quickly.

It was sponsored by Grandma Plopwell's Pudding . . . yum . . . (this is from the Mensa episode)

Kaos, you can feel free to ask the next question.

As a side note, it was also put on by KBBL, but plopwell's was more memorable.

Thanks Teph...I could only remember that KBBL was there, not the actual sponsor.

At the bachelor party for a guy at Homer's work, what was the name of the Stripper? (The original name heard, not her other stage names)

Princess Gasmin?

Good Job Monre...I believe it's spelt Jasmine though (even my spelling looks wrong LOL)

Ask your question

I consider the question already answered, but it was Princess Kashmir.

Next question?

I'll ask another since I messed up my last one...

In the Mr. Plow episode, which SuperHero does Barney think Adam West is?

thought I knew it - had to look it up to make sure, though, so I'll leave it to someone else.

great quote in that episode: "If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things."

batman?

Sorry high_way, but nope. Adam West is Batman, but Barney thinks he is a different Superhero.

Superman

what was the grammar robot's name. the one that lisa made.

linguist?

Close, Linguo.

What's the original name, and the badass name of Bart's Racehorse?

Furious D

What happened to the original Little Miss Springfield?

Edit: his name was originaly Duncan

She was hit by lightning and later won Little Miss Intensive Care Ward, lol

What was the name of Moe's restaurant after he converted his bar?

M?

yea, it was M. your question derwood

Actually no it wasn't M. M was the upscale nightclub. Maybe I phrased my question wrong.

Moe decided to change the bar into a family restaurant. What was the name of the restaurant?

Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag?

So we're both right, who gets to ask?

Go for it- I can't think of anything.

Name 3 references to Pink Floyd in various episodes.

Ive known the answers to the previous 3 questions but thats ones got me :|

I've only got one :( still thinking, though . . .

Tough one...I know Mr. Burns tells the guy at the recycling stand to "Shine On You Crazy Diamond"

Hullapalooza - Frampton's Inflatable Pig that he bought at a Pink Floyd Auction gets away

Ah I got it! The episode where Homer messes up the Hippies Juice making machine with his Frisbee and Ned drinks the juice and sees the walking Hammers.

Nice. I also would have accepted the Missionary episode when Marge calls Homer on the HAM Radio by saying "Hello....is there anybody in there?"

hehe, I'm a huge Pink Floyd fan...so great question.

I can't think of anything else, so What was Homer wearing when he answered the door when the lady of the Bordello brought Bart home after he broke her stone gargoyle?

A paper bag. "I have misplaced my pants."

Who provided the voice of the Magic Taco in "The Poke of Zorro"?

James Earl Jones.

Who are the four figures who appear to Lisa in the Library in "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"?

I can think of 2 right away, but the other 2 elude my memory...

Pipi Longstockings, The New Yorker cartoon, Alice from Wonderland, and the Mad Hatter. Of course I don't have a question to follow it up with though.

Am I right?

Sounds correct to me...I knew Alice and Mad Hatter. Didn't really know who the New Yorker Cartoon was...could only remember the voice "We have periodicals on microfiche."

The New Yorker cartoon has a name but I don't know it. It's kind of a weird abstract drawing of a woman.

Here's a question, it might be really easy, but it's what popped into my head:

In the episode when Bart creates an international incident with Australia, what does Homer do as the family leaves the embassy and what happens to him?

Bonus: What is said to him by the Marine guard?

he jumps between USA and Australian soil.


bonus: i cant remember what he said


am i right?

Maybe I'm thinking of an episode where they were in London but doesn't the guard say: No sir! US Marine Corp Sir, and we don't tolerate that crap in America!

Yep, that's what he does as he shouts "I'm in America, now I'm in Australia. America, Australia" then BAM the Marine punches him and says...

"We don't tolerate that crap here in America."

I don't recall the one in London doing the same thing. But I do kind of remember him mistaking someone for a Palace Guard who isn't supposed to react. Would be interesting to know if they followed the Marine theme through to another episode.

We need a new question

I believe it's high_way's ball.

Well this is taking too long, so I'll ask one in the meantime:

What's the name of Milhouse's Mom's boyfriend?

He's an American Gladiator. I think his name is Chase. And they ride in the Atlasphere!

Who is behind Springfield on the 300 most livable cities list?

East St. Louis?

Well, am I right?

Sorry, yes, you are correct. Ask on!

When Homer rips out all of Ned Flanders' flowers for his Parade Float, what does he do to Flanders' garden right after?

pours salt on the ground

In the Casino episode, when Mr. Burns goes crazy what does he wear on his feet?

kleenex boxes i think

right.

Your question silent_jay

i'm drawing a blank anyone with a question feel free to go ahead

From the Stonecutter's episode, what other card of Abe's, besides the Stonecutter's membership card, does Homer take?

The Communist card. :D

From a recent episode, what's the title of the sailboat painting that hangs over the couch?

Wow, I think we're stumped on that one.

Well who watches the newer episodes anyways? They suck in comparison with the older ones. But that's just my opinion.

Let's stay on topic. This isn't an opinion thread, it's a trivia thread.

I'll start us up with a new question again since the last was a stumper:

At Itchy and Scratchy land (I think...maybe Duff Gardens), Bart can't find any memorabilia in the gift shop with his name on it. But what name is shared by several people in the store?

Bort!

In the episode King-Size Homer, what does Bart say he wants to be when he grows up?

For the record, it's called, "Scene from Moby Dick". It was Marge's inspiration when she was writing her romance novel.:D

A fat tub of lard?
(All I remember is the line "I wash myself with a rag on a stick")

I could be wrong.

You're right, you are wrong. He does say that line though, but that's right after he says what he wants to be, and while you're close, that's still incorrect.

Alright, since no one can answer this question I'll go ahead and ask another one. The correct answer, however, was that Bart wanted to be "a lardo on workman's comp., just like Dad."

Ok, the new question is: In the episode Bart the Murderer, who played Bart in the made for TV movie?

Answer: Neal Patrick Harris! (Doogie Howser)

My Question: As a baby, Bart was in a series of ads, the proceeds of which Homer lost, which leads to Bart divorcing his parents, and moving into a loft. The question is this: What was the product that baby Bart was hawking?

not sure if it had a proper name but it was a product that helped get rid of bad breath for babies.

I'm gonna wait for confirmation before I post a question because I'm not sure.

Close enough for government work. Go ahead and ask.

ok,

Who is India's answer for Brian Dennehy?

otm shank

If I am correct my question is:

what book did the dentist show Ralph Wiggum?

The Big Book of British Smiles.

What were the 3 questions that Homer and Apu asked the Head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

are you really the head of the quickiemart?............really?...............really?

i'm drawing a blank again anyone feel free to go ahead.

What did Homer think the movie Speed was really titled?

The Bus that couldn't slow down

What is the name of the Japanese game show the Simpsons were on?

Damn, something like "The Super Terrific Happy Money Show"

Am I even close?