He took them to the happiest place on Earth... Tijuana!

What's the name of the Nuclear Plant's Mascot?

is it Blinky? the three eyed fish

was that the dancing homer one? the isotopes?

Smilin' Joe Fission. That one's come up already, but it was way back in the beginning.

What were the titles of the biopics based on Bart & Homer? Bonus points- who played them in their movies?

No takers?

Blood on the Blackboard: The Bart Simpson Story (starring Neil Patrick Harris)

Homer S.: Portrait of an Ass Grabber (starring Dennis Franz)

An easier one: What were Homer's counterfeit Super Bowl tickets printed on?

wasn't it like a cookie or something? wheat thins? crunchy and edible

Some kind of cracker, the ticket-taker said. And since Wheat Thins are some kind of cracker, that's good enough for me. :D You're next.

eh, cookies, crackers, i knew it was somethin' along those lines :P

here's an easy one, how did they combat the killer robots at itchy n scratchy land?

Using flash photography.

What is Mr. Burns' contingency plan if King Homer dies?

Come ON you guys...

Traditionally when it's been a day you just throw the answer out.

Isn't it to sell him as meat? Or am I completely forgetting?

If I'm right, someone else can ask a question. I forget to check this thread regularly.

Sell monkey soup to the army...

Anyway, someone else ask...

Where does Gabbo make his second appearance on The Simpsons after the episode in which he temporarily dethrones Krusty?

Outside the Native Casino? Bart tosses the dummy and hides in the trunk to sneak inside.

What state was Moe born in?

Hmmmmmm difficult question...

In Flaming Moe's he claims his forefathers were 'bar tenders to the Tsar', but I guess that doesn't mean much. In another episode, strangely enough his internal monolouge chatises him for not speaking in his Italian accent anymore 'whatsamattereh?'

As to where he was born, I can't recall...

I thought Moe was born in New York

I was looking for Indiana. He mentions it when he's on the game show 'Me Wantee'. He's probably claimed to be from other states though. Someone else ask.

In the episode where Lisa is pretending to be a college student, why did Hans Moleman pretend he was a freshman?

He just wanted a place to sit down!

in the episode where homer becomes an inventor and his idol is thomas edison, he invents a few things. 4 duds, and 1 that is actually useful

name 3 of the 5

make up gun, toilet chair, battery powered hammer, and for bonus super geek points: the supports to keep his chair from tipping over (which Edison actually made first...)

what hockey player provided the picture for Bart's fictitious personals ad reply to Ms K?

Gordie Howe, AKA Woodrow.

Name at least one of the cartoons Grandpa's Itchy & Scratchy episode beat out for the animation award.

Action Figure Man: The How To Buy Action Figure Man episode. and I think Strong-Dar Master Of Akom.

Supposing I'm correct...

What are the 4 movies Homer and Marge see during their drunken bender and which of the 4 terrified them the most?

I know the most scary was Ernest Does Something.

nope. not in this episode.

okay its been days the answers are "The Lost Weekend", "Days Of Wine & Roses", and "Barfly" movies about alcoholics. then the 4th that terrified them was "The Lizzie McGuire Movie"

new question someone

What is Mad Magazine's "spoof name" of the Party Posse?

We flush the "Potty Posse."
"They called me 'Smellson!'"

When Homer goes into a coma after Bart overshakes his beer, how much is he costing Mr. Burns' insurance a day?

Answer is five grand. Someone else.

When Homer wanders into the 3-D world to avoid Patty and Selma, his inner monolugue expresses his awe quite eloquently. However, when he finally speaks, it is slightly less refined. What does he say?

HOLY MOLEY!
?

isn't it holy maccaroni?

Maccaroni it is, slugo's question.

well, i haven't read thru the whole thread, so i hope this wasn't asked.

who does lionel hutz call during marge's trial for shoplifting and what relatioinship does he have with that person

*******oops sorry responded to an old question. please disregard this pathetic attempt to participate.********

del if u can

David Crosby- apparently, he's Hutz's AA sponsor.

How can you test if a food is suited for the Assal Horizontology diet?

Is this the 'Window to Wait gain' rub it on paper test?

That's the one. :)

Who are the potential mates for Selma that Homer considers before trying to set her up with Principal Skinner?

I think Barney is one, and Apu.

i remember he did a robot like aiming thingy in his head, to every male he saw. one was smithers, either lenny or carl, mindy? , somene who was already married, then skinner.

i geuss that isn't enough to get it huh? :)

Carl, Skinner and Apu are correct.

He also did a total stranger outside the Quik-e-Mart and the Laramie Man sign...

Wow, 6 days without a post? We need to kick start this thread again (or else the lame ass "Friends" Trivia thread will catch up to us)

This will not stand. Jumpstarting now, with a tough one:

Way back in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", what was the name of Barney's date at the dog track? (Only remember because she shares a name with another animated female.)

could it be wilma? just a guess from your hint, haven't seen that one in awhi;e

I thought that one might be a little obscure. Her name was Daria.

A little easier Barney-themed one: What celebrity appears on Barney's Plow King ad?

"A little easier Barney-themed one: What celebrity appears on Barney's Plow King ad?"

Linda Ronstadt - before she went and ate a whole cow.



Where do the Simpsons eat (restaurant) when they go to Japan?

America Town.

What was the last thing Ned said to his wife before she died?

damn.. i know this one but I don't remember the exact quote so I won't say it.

No foot longs.

What's the video game that Bart plays "with" Rodd and Todd during Maude's wake?

Billy Grahm's Bible Blaster.

If you only wing the heathen, they become Unitarian.

What item did Mr Burns go to the Leftorium to buy?

A left handed can opener....

And that left handed Boxter in the corner...

What do the KBBL DJ's offer Bart instead of an Elephant?

$10,000.


What ventriloquist dummy gets the Krusty the Klown show cancelled?

GABO!!!

When the Simpsons go to Japan, what tv show do they watch?

"Battling Seizure Robots"!


A noble spirtit can do what to the smallest man?

Embiggen...

Wait, that's not even a word...

Ok, new question.

Let me rephrase my earlier question more accurately.

After Bart asks for the Elephant and the DJ's can't find one, what are the two contingency joke prizes they offer him?

I don't know if it counts as one or two, but they offer the $10,000 to Skinner to keep his pants around his ankles for the rest of the school year, or surgically turn him into a lobster-like creature. I'll wait for yea or nay.

Correct...

'Ok ok, how about we use the money to surgically transform Skinner here into some kind of... lobster like creature?'

The origin of Zoidberg?

Anyhow ask.

what are the only good wars?

american revolution, wwII, and the star wars trilogy

what state is springfield in?

That's a trick question. No one knows what state Springfield is in.

actually, i think there is a springfield in every state:)

sorry couldn't resist

real question:
what actor played homer in the tv movie"Homer S., Portrait of an Ass-Grabber"?

Dennis Franz, I believe that's correct.

What video game does Marge get for Bart instead of Bonestorm (which is what he wanted)?

We've had this before, so I'll answer it again...

Lee Carvalo's Putting Challenge...

Also, in Simpsons: Behind the Laughter, the narrator mentions that they are a 'northern Kentuckian family right at the end, but I don't think that counts.

In any case.

What does Krusty discuss in the rerun of 'Classic Krusty'?

gaw... im straining to come up with this, i belive it was some economic stuff

They've showed a few "old" episodes from time to time (Sideshow Raheem), but once he informed the kids that the Falklands had been invaded, and showed them the disputed territory. That what you're looking for?

Proceeding anyhow...

What's the origin of the grudge between Judge Snyder and Lionel Hutz?

I was referring to the 'Is there a crisis in labour?'

'Well it depends what you mean by crisis Krusty.'

In any case one of my favourite Hutz lines.

Hutz: 'Judge Schneider?' groans

Marge: 'Is that bad?'

Hutz: 'I kinda ran over his dog... Except replace the word kinda with repeatedly and dog with son...'

What does Bart fill Willie's shack with until it explodes? and for bonus points what's Skinner's assessment of this substance?

Well, it's creamed corn, I think....and when it's being pumped into the school (as it's supposed to be) Skinner tests a fingerful and says something like "It's pure" which seems to be a cocaine joke.

Correct.

Ask away.

This thread is dying a slow, miserable death. I weep for this thread! :|

It DID go for 22 pages, Derwood. That's pretty solid.

Name three celebrities possessed by Comic Book Guy as "The Collector."

Stan Lee, Lucy Lawless and ???

I was going for Yasmine Bleeth, Doctor Who(Tom Baker iteration) and Lucy Lawless. Derwood, ask if you feel so inclined.

The only one I actually knew was Lucy Lawless. I thought Stan Lee was wrong.

Ummmmm, new question.

Which of the following Classic Rock Bands has NOT appeared on The Simpsons:

A. The Who
B. Bachman Turner Overdrive
C. Aerosmith
D. The Rolling Stones
E. Led Zeppelin

Led Zeppelin I'm fairly sure.

I agree Kostya, though I can't remember exactly when the Stones were on. I know BTO was at that fair where Lisa lost in the band competition, The Who were in the one where they split Springfield over the area code issue, and Aerosmith was in the Flaming Moe episode.

EDIT: It occurs to me that maybe some of the Stones were in the Rock and Roll camp Homer went to, along with Lenny Kravitz(Don't you have a crotch to stuff?), Elvis Costello(No! My image!), and others...
How do I know all this crap?!

That's right. The full Stones band wasn't on, but I felt if I said "Mick and Keith" it was too obvious.

Why would Mr. Burns owe Smithers two cokes?

Because Homer was still alive after they put his brain back in his body in Treehouse of Horror II, and because everyone died in The Shinning...

Anyhow,

What franchise chain was little Miss Springfield opening when she was struck by lightening?

almost 2 weeks without a response! C'mon people!

What is the name of Bart's Siamese twin?

Hugo

What does Hibbert say in response to Lisa's objection that Siamese twins prefer to be called 'conjoined twins?'

"Hillbillies prefer to be called sons of the soil but that ain't gonna happen either."

It was on tonight for me, else I would have had no chance (and no question.)

Homer names one of the opossum living in the monorail. What does he name it, and how does he tell it from the others?

He calls the big one Bitey.

Name at least two of the Twirl Kings yo-yo performance group.

Sparkle, Cobra, Zero Gravity...

What did Burn's father do with the young soothsayer who predicted the Union movement's history instead of listening to him?

Had him bricked up or buried on concrete or something?

Old Burns: 'You there! Turn out those pockets.'

Boy does so.

Old Burns: 'Just as I thought atoms, one, two, three, SIX OF THEM... Take him away'

Boy: 'You can't do this, one day we'll form a Union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! And then we'll go too far and become lazy and shiftless and the Japanese will eat us alive!'

Old Burns: 'The Japanese? Those sandal clad goldfish tenders? Bah hockletosh!'

Cuts back to Modern Burns: 'If only we'd listen to that boy instead of bricking him up in the abandoned coke oven.'

One of the greatest scenes ever.

Your question.

Hooray! Total stab in the dark.

What are the two things Mrs. Burns can do?

Dial and yell (That improvident lackwit! :p ).

Who directed "Nazi Supermen are our Superiors"?

Roger Meiers Senior.

'Roger Meiers Senior was loved by all, except during the release of his controversial 1939 film 'Nazi Supermen are our Superiors'...

Brilliant.

What's Quimby's excuse for using public treasury money to fund the murder of his enemies?

"I'm a bad widdle boy." :)

How much is the cash prize for the Montgomery Burns Awards for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence?

Two thousand dollars...

Also you get a ham and a trophy, presented by Smokinnnnnnnn Joe Frasierrrrrrrrrrr!

Who killed Snowball 1?