Works on Contingency?
No, Money Down!

Correct!

Followed by "Oh, that Bar Association logo shouldn't be on there either."

In the Be-Sharps episode, what drink did Barney's 'Japanese Conceptual Artist' girlfriend order from Moe's?

i think it was the flaming moe

What fake name did Homer use when calling Marge to set up the dinner in the Brawny episode?

Didn't we ask that one already?

I'd say yes, having done a search for "Chad Sexington" and come up with this thread. This is the 11th page, not bad, really.

Actually I had asked that question. What's the next question?

I'll ask one.

What is the name of the new girl in school (played by Lisa Kudrow)?

Alex Whitney

According to Sideshow Bow what is the perfect side dish for revenge?

I'd just like to point out, that was wrong, but since we've already moved on, the answer was A man's hat, filled with perfume, and a plum, which Moe had readily available.

Ahh, Kettle Chips ... the perfect side dish ... for revenge!

that's right. your question

It's been 24 hours now, I'll ask another one

Fill in the blank,

Granpa Simpson: "My story begins in nineteen-dickity-two. We had to say "dickity" because the kaiser had stolen our word "_______", I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickity-six miles.

Twenty

you are correct sir

If you have the entire quote that would be great!

What was the name on the credit card that Bart had with his dog's name on it?

"Santos L. Halper"

What two religions does Moe practice?

Snake handling and Christianity?

Snake Handling and Voodoo?

DAMN! Snake handling and Santeria! He gets Barney to come back to drinking that way.
I think maybe Moe has more than two religions. I know I've seen him in the church.

Voodoo's what I was looking for. Snakehandling is a form of Christianity, though.:D Yer up, Kaos.

BOO! Moe has definitely practiced Santeria.

I can't think of anything else so:

When Homer got banned from Moe's, a guy who looked exactly like Homer but with a Mustache and Top Hat went into Moe's. What was his name?

Guy Incognito!

Incidentally, I thought Voodoo and Santeria were two different names for roughly the same thing. And now that I think about it a little more, he was in the Movementarians for a while, but I wouldn't strictly say he was still practicing it.

Back on track: What's the name of the sex-ed cartoon Mrs. Krabappel shows the class?

CRAP! It has Fuzzy Bunny. And it's from the 70's. Fuzzy Bunny's...Guide to YOU-KNOW-WHAT!

Ding-ding! Correct!

Woo. Er...
What was Homer's idea to increase bowling revenues at the Bowl-A-Rama, and what was the result?

Shooting a shotgun into the air outside the bowling alley, and it drove everyone away. That it?

That wins the prize.
"Bowling! <bang> Get your bowling!"
"A record number of police showed up, but few stayed to bowl"
Go ahead on, shred_head.

I know there are rules, but this is just dead space so this is just for fun.. Lisa describes Nelson as "A Mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in _ ____"?

See, that question's impossible to answer because you got the quote wrong. The missing word is riddle, but the order is otherwise. Riddle, mystery, enigma.
shred_head?

wrapped in a vest......

What was the name of the private satellite launched for the use of the Ultimate Behemoth?

Runner-Up question: What was the Ultimate Behemoth?

It's been well over a day, we need a new question.

What were the circumstances of Dirk Richter(the actor who played Radioactive Man)'s death?

He was shot to death in a bordello.
Someone else.

Ok I think this one might be a little tough, but what the hell.

What was the real name of the man who was institutionalized for thinking he was Michael Jackson?

Damn, I should know that one Shred. I remember watching that episode and thinking his real name would be a good trivia question. I just know when I hear the answer I'll slap myself for not remembering it! :lol:

Been thinking about it for a few minutes. Is it something like Leon Grabowski. And wasn't he originally a Bricklayer before he "became" MJ?

That's quite close enough, well done. His real name is Leon Compowski or something like that, not sure how to spell it. And yes he was a bricklayer from Patterson, NJ.

Your question Kaos.

Ah yes...I was going to add Patterson, NJ but I figured if I was way off with the name, I didn't want to look any dumber :lol:

When Homer and Ned Flanders on on their way to Las Vegas, who passes them in the car going the opposite direction?

[THREAD JACK] Calling upon the genius hardcore Simpsons fans, I was wondering if anyone here knew the name of the episode of The Simpsons where Bart and Lisa get their own Kids TV News Show, Homer gets a helper Monkey named Mojo and Groundskeeper Willie gets his shack blown up?[/THREAD JACK]

Deflok, the episode is "Girlie Edition", a play, obviously, on "Early Edition."

Kaos, is it the two guys from "Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas"? I've not read the book or seen the movie, so I don't know their names, though I think one of them is Professor something...

Thanks! Will look into it :)

Kaos? (bump)

We all know that's the right answer, so someone ask a new one.

List either of Homer and Bart's ideas for how to raise money with Duncan (later Furious D) before they make him a race horse.

Sorry guys but ya, it was the Fear and Loathing guys:

Raoul and Dr. Gonzo

So..no answer for my question. Is this thread about over?

Kicking Field Goals, and

I win.

Good enough, lionrock. The other was to be a pearl diver. Ask on.

We're losing steam here.

Q: Name the complete musical lineup of Hullabalooza.

Smashing Pumpkins, Peter Frampton, Cyprus Hill. I'm thinking I'm missing another one but that's all I can think of. I'll await confirmation before doing anything else.

Sonic Youth was the other one.

Right. Sonic Youth is the other one. And don't forget the London Symphony Orchestra, ordered by Frampton, but appearing with Cypress Hill.

shred_hed's question

What was wrong with Joe Namath's car in the pee wee football episode?

Vapour lock.

What kind of car did Superintendant Chalmers buy? (Year too :))


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"Please wait by your vehicle to have the boot removed by officer Steve .... Grabowski"

It's a shame they can't show that episode anymore :(
Stupid reason.

He had a Honda. We knew this by the "H", hehe

oops missed that year part. I dont know...guess I'll make a shoot myself in the foot guess and say 85

hm, 10 hours on a Saturday?... I think it's been long enough... :)

You know, I used to think a car was just a way of getting from point A
to point B -- and on weekends, point C. But that was the old me. That
man died the moment I laid eyes on a 1979 Honda Accord.

Anyone who wants to ask the next question, please feel free.

What was Dr. Nick's test for Homer to determine if he should eat a certain food item when he wanted to gain weight?

rub it on paper, fat would cause the paper to go transparent... right?! havent seen that episode in what seems like years.

I dont have any good questions, anyone can ask for me.

"If it turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!"

This seems like it might be a repeat, but I'll try it anyway. What animal's milk did Fat Tony provide to the school?
Bonus: What did he promise Mayor Quimby?

Rat milk. He had promised Quimby "dog or higher"

Name one of those aliens with the tentacles that isn't kang or kodos.

i thought it was my question to ask?

Yeah, but you answered and then didn't ask for 8 hours. Keep your thread alive, man!

Then why didn't you?! :lol:

I know that to say one of their names correctly I'd have to have my tongue cut out.

Serak the Preparer and (Treehouse of Horror) Maggie spring immediately to mind.

An easy one to pass the time- what is Wigglepuppy's special ability?

I believe he flies by wagging his tail (and has all kinds of crazy adventures). Assuming this is close enough to being correct, could anyone tell me who is the '70s icon who always chomps on Krusty's crotch?

i didn't ask because i was waiting for a confirmation that i was right

We need a new question, no one is answering the last one.

I vote Derwood asks!

Fine anyone. We just need a new question. This is taking too long.

Dude, why don't you ask?
While you ponder that, here's and easy one. Name two of the forgotten performers they see in Branson, Missouri.

charlie callas and adrian zmed, to name just two...(by the by, susan anton is krusty's crotch chomper)

how about another musical question? finish this: "we are the jockeys, jockeys are we, we live underground in ..."?

A fiberglass tree! (I'll deal with those murderous trolls!)

When Homer was a bootlegger, what did he smuggle the liquor in?

Bowling balls.

What song does the doorbell Marge gets from Senor Ding Dong's play?

"Close to You" by the Carpenters (or just Karen Carpenter?)

In the Garden of Eden, what is the name of God's Unicorn?

Gary! What have done to you?!

Um...this also seems like a repeat, but: What is Fat Tony's real first name?

Anthony?

No sir.

Is it William "Fat Tony" Williams?
I just saw the episode where they give his full name, wasn't really paying attention though.

After doing some research, I have realized that Fat Tony has had three real names. I was referring to the name cited by Frankie the Squealer: Marion. However, the other two names he has had are Anthony D'Amico and William Williams. So I will accept rockzilla's answer, as it is correct. Derwood's was correct too, but I am going to chalk that up to a lucky guess. :) Plus, if I gave it to Derwood, he wouldn't ask for a couple days and we'd stall again...;)

I never knew Fat Tony had so many names, I guess I don't watch enough Simpsons.

Where did Moe go to university?

Not true! I just follow the rules that I set when I made this topic....to wait for confirmation of a right answer. If no one confirms that I'm right, that's on them, not me!

I believe it was Swigmore U?

yep

I'm just razzin' ya, laddie.

It's been over 24 hours.

Um, let's see....

How many pounds is the steak that Homer tries eating in his competition with the truck driver?

Anyone? Anyone?

I think it's a stumper, but I'm gonna throw out a guess of 30 lbs. That's about enough to kill a man.

Was it 24 pounds? Or maybe 14...I think I remember a 4 being in there.

i thought it was 24 also, or maybe 22, but one of those

here is a question for you simpsons lovers, do you like the newer ones, and where would you draw the line between the new simpsons and the old ones, i think seasons 1-8 were awesome, and almost everything after that is crap, i dont even consider the new stuff the simpsons, celebrity guests every show, new characters every show, all with that un matt groening animation, the stupid new music

Those are both incorrect. It's actually 16 lbs, but I had to look it up seeing how this was taking too long and no one was confirming it. Kaos was close with 14 lbs, so go ahead and ask.

Right, 16 lbs. is correct.