Sin City - finally got around to watching it. I found it difficult to get into for the first half an hour or so, then got completely sucked in. Very stylish and noir. 9/10

Naked
 

I'm about to re-watch the Mike Leigh film Naked tonight starring David Thewlis. I'll go ahead and give it my 10/10 rating because I remember how phenomenal this film is...well, if you're into this sort of thing. David Thewlis is su-perb! Totally enchanting in his own fucked-up way. I love all of Mike Leigh's films, but this is by far my favorite. Incredible script! I'm really excited to sit down and watch it again, but a little dismayed to see that the copy from Netflix doesn't have subtitles...most of the characters have very thick accents and I was hoping to watch it with the subtitles. Oh well...
This is a movie I definitely need to own.

They have a lot of clips on YouTube, here's the trailer and one of my favorite bits of dialogue:

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Vantage Point - 7/10 (yay for 99 cent theaters!)

Score for some of my favorite actors in it, but as another mentioned, Matthew Fox needs to stick to his Lost, go home and hope he receives many royalty checks.

The story flew by with plenty of action that manages to pull you in, nailbiting and all. But somehow it felt like a really, really good episode of 24. Will I forever relate anything relating to presidents, traitors and terrorism to that show? :paranoid:

Million Dollar Baby. 9.5/10

As close to the perfect movie as I have seen. I can't believe I put off watching it for so long.

Dead Girl on Film - no-budget rating: 6/10

You can check out my review over here.

Return to House on Haunted Hill

I thought Jeffrey Combs might do the movie good. He didn't. Reanimator... you let me down. :sad:

The Forbidden Kingdom - 8/10

This movie was a lot different then I expected. Like Kill Bill was a tribute to Japanese Animations, this movie is a tribute to old school kung fu/wushu movies. The action was phenomenal, and there were some really funny parts. Jackie Chan even brings back his Drunken Boxing fighting style.

I recommend this movie for its action though. There's plenty of it and they usually last a good 10 minutes or so.

88 Minutes - 4/10

Pacino can do much better than this. I really wanted to like it because the plot was intriguing, but the intensity seemed to wane towards the end of the film. It turned into a three-ring circus.

I'll second this review. If three people could have 1 child between the three of them, I'd describe this movie as the love child of Hero, The Wizard of Oz and The Karate Kid.

It sounds strange. In a lot of ways, it is strange. But it's a lot of fun, even if it's unbelievably cheesy sometimes.

Kind of a necro quote, but I'm mystified by why one of your complaints was that it was predictable. It's a not a whodunit. It's a classic, well-known story. Any deviation from that story would've made it, well, not that story. Do you dislike going to see Shakespeare in the theater or re-reading a book because there isn't a new plot twist or something?

I mean, I don't have any problem with you disliking the movie, but that particular complaint makes absolutely no sense.

Abre Los Ojos - 8

This is the Spanish and original version of Vanilla Sky. It was virtually impossible to watch without comparing to the remake, which I've seen at least twice. I loved the lead actor in the original Spanish film, but I liked Cameron Diaz better as the "fatal attraction" in the English version. All in all, it was interesting to see what Amenabar changed for the American audience.

Forbidden Kingdom 4/10

This movie is embarrassingly bad--even with Jackie Chan and Jet Li and two really beautiful girls in it. Some funny moments and good action, that's about it. Everything else horrible.

Black Snake Moan 2/10

This was one of the worst movies I have seen in a long, long time. And I really try hard to avoid bad movies. I try to be as gracious as I can when reviewing these things, but this movie can only be honestly quantified as 'suckass.'

We have:
Christina Ricci - lost probably 25-30 pounds for this movie (and obviously had a boob job) and I'm assuming that her acting talent (which I admired very much in films like The Ice Storm, Pecker and The Opposite of Sex) went with them. In this film, instead of playing a trashy skank with depth and character, she's just playing a trashy skank...with big fake boobs. I am so disappointed. She needs a good spanking...and at least 15 of those pounds back. :lol:

Samuel Jackson: playing a homey kind of black man in what looks to be a sharecropper's shack way out on the outskirts of town...oh, and he plays the blues. How novel. :rolleyes:

Justin Timberlake: oh man, BAD. Embarrasingly, uh, BAD. Like, I feel like writing a sympathy letter to his mother BAD. What were they thinking? I don't know, but the new Mark Wahlberg, he ain't. He's not even the new Donnie Wahlberg, for that matter. Best stick to bringing sexyback, Justin, and forget acting...forever.

As for the movie itself, I don't know what the fuck it was trying to say or even what the story was, and not even going to attempt to get into it, 'cause it don't matter none. It just floors me what can be put on film these days and the people who will commit to it. Crazy world.

pink flamingos- 9/10 just for the entertainment value.

i have no words to describe this movie other than shocking. look it up or something.

I had no knowledge of the original. Therefor it was supposed to me new to me. Within 45 minutes, I knew exactly what the characters were going to do down to the Spoiler: kid making the final kill in the end. It did not interest me like older Burton films. The story itself did not capture me.

And for the record I love reading Hamlet, and can watch almost any version. :)

Godzilla (American version) - 3/10

Holy crap this was bad. I saw it long ago and didn't mind it, but just saw it again and its BAD! Its about this retarded love story between some broad who doesn't deserve it and Ferris Bueller, and a big monster just happens to be running around the city.

Avoid at all costs! If you want to see a good monster flick check out Destroy all Monsters. Pure awesomeness

The Invasion - 5/10

There were rare moments of originality, a little flavor of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but not enough to make up for trying too hard and missing the boat entirely. Rent one of the earlier versions of BS instead. The only redeeming value were a couple of smaller roles played by some good actors I don't get to see often these days. Oh and I did enjoy watching Nicole Kidman getting her hands dirty and kickin' some arse.

Baby Mama 10/10

This was a great, great film. Technically, there were no weird inconsistencies or little irritating things that you are expected to ignore. Personally, I laughed....a lot. And for that to happen it's got to be good. However, I did notice that not many in the younger crowd seemed to enjoy it as much. Therefore, if you are 30+, I think you'll like it. If you are under 30, not so sure.

I just got back from a quadruple feature (at the theater from 2:50 to 11:45, including a brief trip to Chick-fil-a).

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay - 7/10

As a fan of stoner comedies, this was pretty fun. Some of the humor fell flat, and it didn't really live up to White Castle, but the characters and general laid-back mood made up for it.

Horton Hears a Who - 4/10

While the animation was pretty well done, and there were some fun, quirky moments, this still raped Dr. Seuss' cold, dead body.

Leatherheads - 8/10

I don't think I've ever fell in love with the lighting of a movie before, but Clooney's use of some really old-fashioned techniques brought a charming antiquity to the film. The sharp dialogue and smooth (and in some cases, not so smooth) characters added plenty as well to an already charming story.

Deception - 7/10

This one reminded me of Basic Instinct 2, in that it's one of those movies everyone is trashing but I still enjoyed, despite its flaws. The atmosphere and acting is top notch on all counts, but the predictable, by the numbers ending almost ruined what could have been a classic sexual thriller. Still, it was entertaining, and that was all I wanted.

Harold and Kumar: EFGB - 9/10

I love it. They don't hold anything back in this one and Rob Corddry is great as an overzealous but idiotic bureaucrat. I laughed from the beginning to end. Could use more Niel Patrick Harris, though.

Harold and Kumar 2: 8/10
I would have paid $10 just to see emo Harold for like 10 seconds. Funny, funny movie.

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) - 9/10

What a great movie! I downloaded it knowing nothing about it, only hearing that it is an excellent movie, and it did not let me down. What a great movie, some great irony as well. Why don't they make movies like this anymore?

3:10 to Yuma - 8/10
Some good story in this one. Toward the end, it got a little frustrating because there were a lot of things that needed either internal dialogue or narration to communicate, but there was none.

Movies watched this weekend:

Waiting for Guffman (reviewed here before, I believe) 10/10
His first time! Watching him guffaw - yez, I think he actually guffawed - was a huge treat.
For those of you who don't know, the film is a mockucumentary about a show being put on to celebrate the sesquicentennial of Blaine, Missouri.
I know I've posted this clip before - over on the funniest movie scenes thread - but I never get enough of it.
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Best In Show 9/10
Another mockumentary (also by Christopher Guest with a nearly identical cast) this time on the subject of purebred dog shows.
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:lol:

Raging Bull 10/10
Probably reviewed here before, but again, it was mi amor's first time.
The bio-pic of the life and times of middleweight boxer Jake LaMotta.
Wish I could have found a good fight scene clip...they are so beautiful.
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Lust, Caution by Ang Lee 10/10
This film is stunningly beautiful. The story of a young girl who gets caught up in the resistance movement in Japanese-occupied China. Plus, it has some of the hottest, most explicit sex scenes ever put down in a non-porn film. It has an NC-17 rating, which must explain why I didn't hear about it until P told me about it. But it is lovely. Very, very good.
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Definitely one of my Top 25. Found a clip with some good fight scenes. Although it's nearly 10 minutes long, it reminded me that I need to see this movie again.

Thanks, jewels. :)

I've seen it at least a dozen times and it never fails to suck me in.

It's undeniably Scorsese's masterpiece.

How could I forget, we watched Manhattan, too. 10/10

Love this film.

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I don't recall seeing Raging Bull, I will have to watch it one of these days.

Infernal Affairs 8/10
If you liked The Departed, you should watch the original. Some say that it's much better than The Departed. I found it to be different on its own. Partly because it is subtitled so I found myself trying to pickup more nuances since it isn't as obvious as Departed. There are many similar scenes, but also they are stylistically different.

Iron Man - 9/10

Holy crap! What an excellent movie! I was totally blown away by this. It lives up to the tomatoemeter, thats for damn sure! If you go see, make sure that you stay until after the credits.

I give it a 9/10 as well.... very fun and good pacing....

Iron Man - 9/10 as well.

Also, I stayed after the credits and had a nerdgasm... in front of my mom....

Hahaha, I had one of those also. Except mine was in front of a friend who I dragged to the movies who knows nothing about comics.


Cloverfield - 8.5/10

Watched it for the second time and still love it. I did not enjoy it as much as the first time though. This time around I felt that there was not enough monster, and too much crappy mush love story.

But it was still a great movie. Thank goodness for my huge 5.1 home theater and 50 inch wide screen TV.... thats how movies are supposed to be watched!

Bottle Rocket - 6/10
Wes Anderson is overrated. His movies cant hold my attention and they're only sparsely funny.

Baby Mama - 6/10

While it had its moments, it was far from hold your side funny. Very predictable plot, and the whole thing was just ho-hum. Steve Martin was fantastic in it though, as were some of the other minor characters. All in all, I suppose I just expected a little more from someone who can write comedy like Tina Fey can.

Yes, Iron Man certainly deserve its 9/10 rating. I love every minute of it. For a 2.5 hours movie, it went by rather quick. I want more and lots of it!!

How can you be my stalker? :p

Son of Rambow

8/10

Not a genre I'd usually watch; I was conned into it by a girl asking if I wanted to see "<quick whisper>sonof</whisper> Rambo!" over the phone, and since I missed it, I couldn't resist.


I was a bit shocked when I entered the cinema, suffice to say.

Still, it was a pretty good, feel-good movie.

Iron Man - 9/10
This was one hell of a movie. Worth every penny. Very awesome.

I'm going to buck the trend here...

I saw Iron Man this afternoon. I'd give it a 7/10. It was a fun popcorn flick and not much else, IMO. Then again...I'm not a fan of comics so I don't know if it followed the original story closely.

Into The Night - 7/10

Fun ride with some great directors acting, back in the day.

Thanks, mm, for that Hulu tip.

Zombie Strippers

4/10

Terrible B movie, but it was pretty funny.

Baby Mama - 6/10

As already said, very predictable, but the minor characters were great and Tina Fey is naturally a joy to watch (read: sexy comedienne). The overall humor quotient was enough for a steady stream of chuckles, and the flick managed two of my new favorite lines, ever:

"My avatar's dressed like a hooker!"

and

"It feels like I'm shitting a knife!"