collide

A banana with plastic wrap over it. Yes, I peeled and ate it afterwards. It was nice and squishy inside.

(What, you don't think I'd put it back or waste a perfectly good banana, do you?)

Also, an empty bottom of shampoo (rinsed clean, without the cap for the suction effect).

And something made of cloth which I will fail to mention.

Just a few weeks ago, I considered an ice dildo, but it didn't sound too pleasant to me, so I passed on that idea.

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awanderingsoul

Hmm, I'm thinking what would be made of cloth that would feel good, but I can't come up with anything...could you enlighten us more, Collide?

collide

It was an idea I got from watching one of the Emmanuelle movies. That's all I'll say about that. :X

When properly lubricated, anything feels good.

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Cedar

Champagne bottle, which was preluded by hand-dipped (by Mr. Cedar!) chocolate strawberries and adult entertainment. Mr. Cedar got into it, I think. I should proposition him again.

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Jonsgirl

hmmm...wierdest thing, eh? Let's see, there's a glow stick, a couple of beer bottles, a big marker (when I was younger,) but honestly, I'd have to say a flashlight was by far the strangest.

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siryn

I haven't ACTUALLY had anything weird up there, but I've always had a fascination for cold things. I always wanted to use an otter pop, but the plastic is all sharp and wrong. I guess a cucumber would be a good way to go.

Oh ya, I guess my bf put ice cubes in there once. mmmmm

I once had a friend who told me about masterbating with a flashlight and then the handle of a razor. I also knew this girl who like hot things, even like to be burned inside...strange.

Hash_Browns

The strangest would have to be the end of a screwdriver (wrapped with saran wrap) that we used in a pinch.

The weirdest I have used myself... a sharpie marker (as a kid).

Not very exciting...want to try the ice cube thing tho

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galaxygirl

H, where to begin? When I was younger and before I had my first vibrator.. The end of a badmitton raquet, lotion bottles, aything round and not too rough. lol.

and in later years, a wine bottle, cucumber, zucchini, carrot, banana, popsicle, hard candy, lollipop, ice, and one end of a double headed dildo.

The most recent unusual thing, and it was very sensual, was a stick of butter, applied by i8.

as you can see I am very reserved when it comes to sex, lol!

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anti fishstick

lol. so i have this ink bottle thing for art/illustration related projects and the cap is really pointy.. it's like an eye dropper type deal to squeeze the ink out and i thought it'd be a really good idea to play with my clit... the cap still screwed on. so it's feeling really good and i decide to put it in....just for a bit. when i finish, i get dressed and go about my day. i notice a big patch of black on my panties when i used the bathroom and think 'wtf??' it took me awhile to realize that it was the ink... :-D i thought it was screwed on but apparently not very well.

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Shyla Loral

Icecubes, a lit candle, a knife handle. And my new favorite is a glass dildo that can be heated of frozen--the freezing is nice!!!

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Vyxen

Oh I want to play with strap ons! I'm just too dang nervous to buy one yet hehe.

I've used candles and tried a banana until I met my boyfriend and he bought me dildos and vibrators. (When we used to live long distance apart). I tried a blue raspberry popsicle, too one time. It actually felt good, but it's VERY bad for your vagina's PH Balance! Never again

I remember when I was young I tried pecils and pens lol at least I thought to wash them first, phew. =)

emidew22

The strangest thing i've used is the handle of a hair brush. Slightly ovular with ribs... quite nice, actually. Ice is fun, too, on a hot day, but i'm usually cold so i'd prefer something warm. Any suggestions?

dawnylou

Hmmm, I haven't tried that one...
And I have one!

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raeanna74

Hmmm Tried lots of stuff. Some with and some without hubby.
Tried, warm cucumbers, Ice cubes (standard size 8 of them fit), summer sausage. All with condom or plastic wrap. Just cause little bits of stuff can cause irritation and other problems. One I've tried that no one has mentioned was with hubby. It was one of those large high bounce balls. Put it in and then had sex. Got some heavy duty deep penetration which is what I get off on most. Not saying he's small. Quite the opposite but the ball in there stimulated him too. Afterwards I just bare(sp?) down on it like when giving birth and pushed it out to my fingers. Tried one that was extra large. Haven't done that again cause I had to use my fingers to ease it out while baring down. Had to push hard enough that my muscles were actually sore.

Tried numerous other appropriately shaped/sized items - too many to name.

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cruisergirl

uh....I'm a little wary about inserting anything not attatched to a hot guy...I tried a dildo, but it did nothing for me, refer back to the previous statement... so I think a good ol' cock is the way to go, and their fingers, as long as they've washed their hands!!

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canon

I used to put anything I could fit in there. The list includes but is not limited to: bannana, cucumber, carrot, telephone, beerbottle, my hand (hubby's were too big, more like paws), various kitchen utensils, gearshift, dildoes, popsicles, shampoo bottle, sledge hammer handle and more.

sexy696969

ineteresting. i am suprised about the gearshift, sledge hammer handle, and the telephone.

Starkizzer

I'm so glad I'm not not the only one who did that when they were younger!...I think I wore mine out too.

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hunnychile

Ummmmm, hehehehe...the open end of a bottle of Louis Roederer Cristal Champagne, so I could enjoy a delicious afternoon "CockTail" party with one yummy flavored tushy.

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loplop08

Only thing I can think of was when I was at crazy college party and my bf at the time put a beer bottle up there can think of nothing else.

jewels

A perfume bottle.

I must've been 11 or 12 ... just beginning to feel new feelings but knew nothing[ and used to rub the textured exterior against myself until one night when I was lubricated and inserted it.

abaya

Wow, another 4 year old thread!! But I like this one... excellent question.

I didn't know other people liked to use hairbrush handles, hehe... I definitely did that a few times before getting my first dildo. Also used a bunch of hilighter markers together (bunched up to make one large round thing, with bumpy edges) once, in a moment of desperation. I think a cucumber would be fun, I've just been a little nervous about putting food objects up there... not to mention I have WAY too many dildoes and vibes anyway, so I don't really need to be creative with that anymore.

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alicat

I 2nd you Abaya, the only names I even recognize from the thread are Raeanna74 and Anti Fishstick! Like I'm one to talk, I bought my first house and started working full-time again and have been MIA for a couple months

Back on topic. The older I get, the more I am baffled at the amount of seemingly basic information, that should be passed down from generation to generation, isin't. My parent's are ex-hippie's so one would think sex would be an open book. Not, a friend when I was seven introduced me to masturbation via stuffed animal humping. When I was about 13, I was horrified to sit on the couch and hear a loud buzzing, only to find my mother's vibe in the cushions (hypochondriac who lived on the couch most of the time).

As trauma inducing as that was, it was the first time (given it's life-like phallic design) that I ever thought of introducing something into my vagina (no not that one!).
Thanks to this thread, I am not embarressed to admit to the fact that I have inserted things other than dildo's into my vagina. Of what I can recall, a shampoo bottle, other bottles, an electric toothbrush and a popsicle. I've always thought (cucumber yuck-yuck's aside) that I was an exception to have gone there.

The most recent experience was my hubbies hair shaver while he was out of town which really brought home how lazy I am and need to buy a damn vibe!

Appologies for any bad spelling, I'm really tired...

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Kaimi

Ice cubes would have to be the strangest, it is an interesting sensation for a couple to share.

MissWilly

I thought you weren't supposed to put sugary objects in there, because the risk of bacteria was so great with sugar, so I never did a popsicle, tho I LOVE the cold in my crotch. I love ice cubes, but they do melt too quickly. I like the idea of the freezable toys.
The strangest thing? My Ken doll. I figured he deserved some pussy since his chica didn't have any.

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PonyPotato

Oh, the summer before high school I kinda went nuts with the masturbation thing. Carrots, cucumber, zucchini, squash, bananas, hair brush handles, electric toothbrush, etc.. they all met my insides. I have actually never tried ice but it's really intriguing.. I'm going to have to get on that soon. Bottles, either.. bottles just seem uncomfortable to me.

I was also a humper of teddy bears and pillows for a while. I guess I got past the stage within a few years (I suppose buying myself a couple of vibrators helped), but I wouldn't mind trying a few interesting insertions in the future. Strap-ons intrigue me.

Hitomi

I used cucumbers, banana's and my hairbrush handle when i was younger, I still use ice cubes just love the cold feeling, use strapons often to.

Kaimi

I have used a strap-on but never had one tried on myself.

geeksusie

I have used the "normal" strange things, like a hairbrush handle, cucumber and bananas. I think the strangest though was kielbasa. The size and shape just seems to make sense to me.

Kaimi

You may wish to consider a glass dildo. Put in the freezer they can be quite nice. Easy to clean as well, you could even pop it in the dishwasher if you prefer.

*blushes* I admit I tried the banana since my last post. Though mine was peeled and frozen. I have to say my lover enjoyed the fruit, during and afterwards. Interesting to say the least. I would recommend carefully cleaning the area afterwards though, a little mild soap on the fingertips is recommended over douches though.