A banana with plastic wrap over it. Yes, I peeled and ate it afterwards. It was nice and squishy inside.
(What, you don't think I'd put it back or waste a perfectly good banana, do you?)
Also, an empty bottom of shampoo (rinsed clean, without the cap for the suction effect).
And something made of cloth which I will fail to mention.
Just a few weeks ago, I considered an ice dildo, but it didn't sound too pleasant to me, so I passed on that idea.
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"inhuman fiery goat worship" is an anagram for "information superhighway" -kingvolc
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