I 2nd you Abaya, the only names I even recognize from the thread are Raeanna74 and Anti Fishstick! Like I'm one to talk, I bought my first house and started working full-time again and have been MIA for a couple months
Back on topic. The older I get, the more I am baffled at the amount of seemingly basic information, that should be passed down from generation to generation, isin't. My parent's are ex-hippie's so one would think sex would be an open book. Not, a friend when I was seven introduced me to masturbation via stuffed animal humping. When I was about 13, I was horrified to sit on the couch and hear a loud buzzing, only to find my mother's vibe in the cushions (hypochondriac who lived on the couch most of the time).
As trauma inducing as that was, it was the first time (given it's life-like phallic design) that I ever thought of introducing something into my vagina (no not
that one!).
Thanks to this thread, I am not embarressed to admit to the fact that I have inserted things other than dildo's into my vagina. Of what I can recall, a shampoo bottle, other bottles, an electric toothbrush and a popsicle. I've always thought (cucumber yuck-yuck's aside) that I was an exception to have gone there.
The most recent experience was my hubbies hair shaver while he was out of town which really brought home how lazy I am and need to buy a damn vibe!
Appologies for any bad spelling, I'm really tired...