06-07-2003, 11:47 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Location: Seattle
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what's the weirdest thing that's been in there?
the thread on virginity loss in general discussion got me thinking a lot about past sexual events of mine, and i thought this might be an interesting question for the ladies lounge:
what's the weirdest thing that you've ever had in your pussy? with me, personally, its a glowstick. my ex's best friend and him had a huge thing about glowsticks, and his best friend put a glowstick in his girlfriend so of course my boyfriend felt a need to jump the bandwagon. i imagine it looked pretty funny from his point of view.
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06-07-2003, 08:18 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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Tapered candle. Didn't light it, though. Here's the story: Back when I was young and still a virgin, some of my girlfriends and I were sitting around talking about what else, sex. One of the girls had had sex with her boyfriend, and was telling us how it felt. The talk was getting me kind of horny, and later, when I was alone, I began to masturbate and thought that I had to feel somethng inside me. The candle was the only thing I could find at the time.
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06-13-2003, 05:19 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Lake Superior
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tequila bottle
*hides* Will not tell the story though. Sorry.
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06-14-2003, 01:34 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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Location: ...more here than there...
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a carrot.
i dun remember if i ate it afterwards or not. i was kinda young
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06-14-2003, 01:35 AM | #6 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Dallas TX (close enough)
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cucumber...
I don't know why he wanted to play with me with a vegetable, but I let him, I let Jaid do just about anything to me... made him warm it up though... he used it on me cold first... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek I've used some strange things on my own during my teenage years, household stuff - candles, bottles, utensil handles - stuff that could be stuck through the dishwasher and put back or tossed out so that there wasn't evidence of me masturbating someplace brothers, mother or stepdad could find. I've got 8 years at least (hopefully) before I have to think about this with my girls, but I'll definitely talk to them about masturbation, not let it be something that's unsaid and have them worry about it. I'd rather get them a vibrator, than have them in the same boat I was... just seems weird to me thinking about it though... though it wouldn't be a here honey, use this... it'd definitely be a talked about subject beforehand... don't mind me, I'm rambling at 4:30 am because once again I can't sleep. |
06-14-2003, 04:27 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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Location: Northeast Ohio
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I honestly do not think I have had anything in there that was not supposed to be there....I am still thinking about it, but I am pretty sure there has been nothing...Guess my life has been boring.
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06-14-2003, 09:12 AM | #8 (permalink) | |
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Location: Tempe,Az....until I figure things out...
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You know.... back in the day I was drunk and wondered what it would feel like with a corona bottle. Suppose my b/f (when he reads this) will never think of my drinking corona the same way.
But I find I have a lot of odd stories from when I was "drunk".. so needless to say I don't get completely hazed anymore... wound up with too many weird stories, though this is only one of two that were sexual. The rest were just stupid things I went out with friends to do like stealing gnomes and whatever else. Gotta love sex.
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06-17-2003, 12:40 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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Location: UK
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Hmmm.. I don't think I've ever had anything strange in there. Maybe at some of the parties I got too drunk to remember but I'm sure someone would have at least hinted at it...
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06-17-2003, 08:38 AM | #11 (permalink) | |
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06-17-2003, 11:10 PM | #13 (permalink) | |
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Location: Seattle
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out of curiosity, how much did it melt?
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06-24-2003, 06:28 PM | #15 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Canada
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I had a cuccumber,candlestick...Oh! I heard that people have been in emegency with their cellphone stuck up there..they apparently loved the vibrate option..lol! Be careful if you actually want to try this people! dont get electicuted either!
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07-03-2003, 06:07 PM | #24 (permalink) |
Hiya Puddin'! Miss me?
Location: Silicon Valley, CA
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be careful with the open end of glass bottles. if you get a little too uh carried away with it, it can create a suction to your vagina that requires going to the emergency room to remove. a condom or bag over the end isn't enough to prevent suction pressure! and, if it does get stuck do not try to remove it yourself. you could dislodge your vagina!!!!! (no joke) the horror. D:
i'm like xapphire, i used whatever i could that wouldn't look suspicious when i was younger. now i have regular toys. kinda vanilla, but whatever..
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07-03-2003, 06:33 PM | #25 (permalink) |
Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash
Location: oregon
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heh. the first thing i've ever had inside me was not a dick, not a vibrator, or my squiggle pen turned vibrator (child's toy works wonders!) but.. a jones soda bottle. quite humorous bcos the picture was a skeleton with a "got milk?" sign.
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07-04-2003, 01:35 AM | #26 (permalink) |
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Location: UK
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This thread is really quite funny!
Erm myself.... Well me and my bf did play around with icecubes a bit. Which although was cold, it was fun. They melted away though.. (try giving your bf's a blowjob with ice in your mouth!) Erm, I think there was a carrot back in the day too. can't think of anything else at the moment. At school I heard that one girl was using a frozen sausage and it defrosted and got stuck. She had to go to hospital to have it moved, apparantly.
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07-06-2003, 12:23 PM | #28 (permalink) | |
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07-11-2003, 04:32 PM | #29 (permalink) | |
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Believe it or not, I did think this was truthful! lol! However a ot of the things mentioned do make it sound like the girl at school: snob, turning down all dates etc. :P
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07-11-2003, 09:17 PM | #31 (permalink) |
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So, not all "masturbation stories" are urban legends. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh yes... a friend is an ER nurse and she said what people would come in with that were 'stuck' was amazing.... she could never understand what they were thinking...
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07-16-2003, 08:24 AM | #32 (permalink) |
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Location: Birmingham, AL
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cucumber, zuchini, carrot, candlesticks ... honey, I've tried most of them, but the one no one has mentioned so far is a with someone attached to the other end. That was strange when it happened, but I have to admit ... I liked it.
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07-21-2003, 07:34 PM | #34 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: Birmingham, AL
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it was a strap-on dildo, strapped on to an old girlfriend. I've been on both ends of the strap-on, and I've been on the giving end of the strap-on with a man. I guess it's not as "strange" as some of the things listed, but I'd bet 95 percent of the women on this thread have never been involved with a strap-on, whether giving or receiving.
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07-21-2003, 08:42 PM | #35 (permalink) |
Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash
Location: oregon
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yeah i haven't tried a strap on they kind of turn me on in lesbian porn though.
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07-23-2003, 04:44 PM | #36 (permalink) |
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Location: Between the 1st and 40th drink...
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A cucumber, an old sunscreen bottle (it was round! it was round!) ...and possibly the weirdest of my....my hair brush handle....it was round, slender, and with ribs....
very interesting sensation m
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07-27-2003, 12:12 PM | #40 (permalink) |
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When I was 13 I tried masturbating with a pool stick. That was weird because my dad came home and I had to scramble to get it out and my shorts up before he came down into the basement.
The most fun I've had was with a champagne bottle which my boyfriend uncorked, shook with his thumb over the top, and squirted into me. It felt so good! But I had some abdominal pain for a few days after... |
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