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I was thinking about old times at High School, Elementary School and Middle School and I remember how horrible I was!

I remember this guy in grade 3, I'll call him Wa-el. He was from middle east, Lebanon I think it was. He was so fukin full of bullshits and he always brag about something that he didn't do. Atlhough, one of the problem was that my best friend (I'll call him Tim), his brother (Daniel) who is in grade 5 at that time, is always beating Wa-el up to get him some gum from the store across the street.

So, anyways long story short: Wa-el gets all of his friends including me and some other girls and we all went out in this remote corner of the school yard. Wa-el picks one of the girls (Tracey) and they go behind the baseball cage and then he starts getting down on her.

Everybody else was surrounding them watching in awe. Couple of kids from grade 4 or 5 including Daniel and this 2 girl (I think their name was Kim and Amanda, this was over 10 years ago can't remember), came around and saw what was happening. Daniel starts touching another friend of mine (Krystle) who happens to be my girlfriend at that time. We were only kids, would you consider relationships at that time to be "counted"? I don't. Both Kim and Amanda was shocked and they ran to tell a teacher. So, it was broken up before a teacher had a chance to whup some ass. So, the bell rings and everybody had to line up outside of the building before going back inside. Almost everybody that were involved were in the same class. We all talked about it before going inside and trying to figure out how to stay out of trouble, so we ended up blaming on Wa-el, Daniel got away too.

So, I moved to another school closer to where I live. Although, I was only there for grade 4 and 5 before moving on to middle school. Both grade, I used to rack up 20 misconducts a year for all kinds of shits including flipping out to a kid who was teasing me, breaking the phone system in the school, biting a kid's ass, taking over one of the playground, etc etc. You name it, I invented and done it. Every misconducts, I was not at least abit intimated by the punishment I was gonna get. My parent just eventually gave up on punishing me. So, middle school comes along and in grade 6, I just all of sudden became an angel compared to grade 4 + 5.

In middle school, I was hanging out with friends in this "groupie" kind of thing. Through out your middle school and high schoo life, everybody's in a group right? Anyways, my group used to pick on this new guy in grade 8 so badly that he refused to go to school. Should have kept on going cuz in high school, we eventually accepted him in my group and he was horrible...just plain fukin horrible. I was gonna beat his ass in grade 10 but none of my friends wanted to. I know some of you are gonna go "That's not a good idea yo dude" Trust me, he was so fukin horrible, he was so mean to girls and other people that I was the only guy who was preventing other people from beating him up.

High school, I was a good student (HONEST TO GOD!) Except of coures, in grade 12, there was a prank war going on between some groups and mine. This chick who is now my friend, she supergluded my lock and I was unable to get into my locker. I was so pissed that what I did was I got couple boxes of condom. While she was in class, couple friends of mine and I went out in the student parking lot, took all of the condoms and filled it with some white-out that we took from the school supply. And put the condom all over her car. Including the antenna, hood, wheel, side mirror, you name it! So, after school, she discovers her car and was so fukin pissed. So, after she reported to the prinipal, I confessed that it was only me that was involved, I didn't want my friends to get in trouble. And I told the prinipal how she superglued my locker. She confesed too. So, we both ended up with a misconduct. Been couple of years now and we're friend. Although, I would give anything to see the look on her face when she saw her car

So, what did y'all do that was so bad that your parent was gonna sent you to a boot camp?

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REDL|NE

goodie goodie all the way through

*pats self on head*

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spived2

I used to beat up my brother all the time when we were home alone after school. I guess I just had a lot of pent up aggression and unfortunately I took it out on him. Well, my mom really didn't like that and threatened me many times with boot camp.

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triad

yeah, i was good too, either that or i have a good selective memory...

It also helped that i could bs my way out of everything!

Gman

I was good enough.

Except when I was in first grade, I teased a kid so badly that his family had to move away to a different school. I don't know why I hated that kid so much. It was one of those things where you show up the first day, look at someone and say "I hate you" for no reason.

Phaenx

I got sent to the office once for snapping at some retarded kid. Beating up two other kids and plowing my friend during gym (didn't know we were using the "pussy" rules for baseball, gym teacher didn't like that I both did it and had a problem with the rules. the guy gym teacher would have found it hilarious, and given me a star for the day).

I also remember being sent to the office for bad language as well. Which was infuriating considering it wasn't true, I never went to that saturday school, Dad ended up yelling at them for half an hour when they called about it.

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World's King

I don't know...

My drug use wipped out most of my childhood memories. But I'm guessing that because I had "drug use" I was not the best kid.

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sixate

I never got in trouble, and never will. I don't do dumb shit.
I don't drink or do drugs.
I've been in many fights, but I never started one. It was always the crowd that I hung out with. I no longer associate with them so it no longer happens.
Many stories are about what you did in high school. Well, I never had a detention or anything like that. All my teachers liked me because I was the quiet kid who didn't bother anyone. All that and I was the godless heathen.

tikki

Never drank
Never smoked
Never did drugs
Never got a demerit in jr high
Never got in trouble in high school

I am probably too good for my own....good.

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spectre

I wasn't a really bad kid, I just spent a lot of time in detention. That stopped once I entered high school though.

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sailor

I really didnt do too much bad. I drank twice in 9th grade (drank way too much the second time and didnt drink again until senior year), and shoplifted once in 9th grade (I still regret that one). I guess I got it all out in 9thy grade.

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sadatx

My problem wasn't being bad but slacking off.

If time was turned back and I was in scholl again I'd pay more attention and take more classes.

Not that I'd have a better job now. It's just that I now realize how much more interesting my studies in high school and college were than my present work.

bermuDa

let's just say I went to 4 different elementary schools...
and my family didn't move around.

I cleaned up my act in junior high and high school, sorta.

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Halx

I was a hellion when I was a kid.

I tore up neighbors lawns
I smashed bottles
I torched my action figures during my pyro stage
I used fruit from the backyard trees as baseballs
I threw ice from ice machines on the top floor of hotels down into the courtyard where wedding receptions were taking place
I spied on neighbors
My friend mooned a cop (on accident)


Once in junior high, my friends and I made up a secret alphabet, and I wrote shit in chalk. The vice principal thought it was gang writing. Man, I had to talk my way out of that one.

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pocon1

Made a couple of pipe bombs, general pyro stuff. Went to a military school for two years, never got in much trouble, just did not do homework. Parents were teachers, stepmother was a principal, but I would not do homework at all. At military school, learned to pick the locks in everyone's doors, but never did anything except practice as a novelty. My roommate and I used to throw chinese stars at the inside of our door. When it came time for end of year room inspections for damages, we found an eighth grader with a jar of putty trying to repair a hole someone had kicked in his door. We borrowed his putty and filled in several hundred small holes in our door, the white putty matched our white paint. Never had to pay for the door.

krwlz

Lotsa fights on the bus. For a while I picked fights every day. Then we scheduled figths for a while. Man I kicked some serious ass in K-3. Then various other bus related incidents until I got a car.

amonkie

When I was in 1st/2nd grade, I used to get in trouble for chasing the boys around the playground, and then trying to pin them down if/when I caught them. My mom was a teacher at the school, so always got off with nothing more than a scolding.

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bparker805

I managed to get myself in a situation in junior high that resulted in me receiving lunch detetion for half of the school year. Note to self, fighting is not worth it and it would be a good idea to leave the knife at home...

username

I was never bad at school, except for one fight in junior high that I didn't start but I finished. In school I was quiet and made great grades.

I was bad outside of school the whole burning stuff, playing with the anarchist cookbook making explosives and stink bombs and mixing chemicals. And then came the internet in high school.

After high school, I just stopped doing really mean things cause it just wasn't fun anymore. I guess it is basically growing up.

thingstodo

Pretty tame until high school. Used to get beat up and then got bigger and turned the tables. Then started in a band and I have been sworn to secrecy about all we did in those days!!

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analog

i don't like the idea that's being conveyed here by some posters:
just because a person has had alchohol or done drugs does not mean they are deviant people. it indicates no wrongdoing by itself.

i drink. i smoke on occasion. but overall, i've been a very good person, with a few exceptions- none that have anything to do with alchohol or drug consumption.

mvassek

If I listed everything I did when I was a kid it would take up page after page of this forum. I will say it amazes even me that I am not in jail for all of the stuff I did from probably 3rd grade on through high school and in to the start of my 10 yrs in the Navy. Most of what I did was mean, illegal, and/or just plain stupid.

If I had it to do over again I wouldn't change a thing I had way to much fun I wish I could do it all again.

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gremlinx8

I guess I was (probably still am) a big goody-goody. I've never drank, done drugs, smoked, gotten detention, not done my homework, failed a test, etc. I'm fine with the way I am though.

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numist

Put this way, I spent more time in detention than I spent doing any other single thing.
I spent enough time in a polics car to know that when you are handcuffed, its more comfortable to sit sideways.
I spent more time plotting more ways to get in trouble than I did doing my homework.

Im still a prankster, but I have a new philosophy - I don't cause any damage, but my pranks take forever to clean up.

Last antic was duct taping a friend to his bed while he slept...

I'll be doing more later Im sure.

Then again, to support analog - Ive gotten drunk less times than I can count on one hand, and Ive smoked one cigarette during my whole life.

clavus

I built a six-foot snow-penis during a snowman building contest. I told the vice-principal that my snowman was HUGE, but you couldn't see most of him...he was lying on his back.

It was the only thing I ever got in trouble for at school. When my dad found out, he nearly died trying not to laugh. There was no way he could punish me. He was too amused and proud, I think.

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bender

I was bad.....very very bad.
With far too many stories to list, I would point out however that the reason to sit sideway in the back of a cops car is because there is no leg room.
You name it I did it, but I am now the most low key person you can find...most of the time.

thedrake

nerdy looking

pocon1

"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die"

skysooner

When I was a sophomore in college, my roommate had had a nervous breakdown the summer before. He was a nerdy senior and had stacks of pills on top of the television. He was also a big pain to be around as he was always in the room and wouldn't vacate when I brought the occasional girl over. One night, the whole dorm went to this local bar for a mixer with one of the femals dorms. He had a bit to drink, and I guess it reacted with some of his medication. He started to act like an asshole and then passed out. We carried him back to the dorm, got his bed from the dorm and put him to sleep outside in the middle of the quad. That was about the worse thing I was a part of anyway.

streak_56

Ok in school I'd leave people alone but once I got to hockey practice after I'd unleash hell on people. I remember beating the crap out of this one kid named Ward Webber. He was the kind of kid that everyone hated b/c he was too annoying for his own good. So I kicked his a** and he settled down for a while but every once in a while he'd be annoying class I'd look over at him and he'd shut the hell up. I think that he was scared of me but who cares everyone thought he was a loser. I also in grade six got caught with a playboy in my locker. Got detention for starting fights. The usual crap. (for me at least) I still try to start stuff and I'm in college... it always seems like I'm looking for a challenge.

CS733t

I was too much of a goodie....

Guess you could say I'm making up for lost time now

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denim

I was a Ward Webber. Took forever until I realized why I kept getting my ass kicked. I had to see someone else make the same mistake.

feelgood

IT WAS MY PLAYBOY YOU BASTARD!!!! *SOB* Yeah, got in trouble for that too but I only got a week ground while he got 2 weeks. Brought a tear to my eyes when I found out that my own brother actually brought that mag in school, so proud...

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basmoq

I was an asshole, but I never got in trouble, beat up an eighth grader when I was in 6th grade, so no one wanted to mess with me anymore, and I had straight A's all through school. I was a bookworm, but I was strong

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