I built a six-foot snow-penis during a snowman building contest. I told the vice-principal that my snowman was HUGE, but you couldn't see most of him...he was lying on his back.
It was the only thing I ever got in trouble for at school. When my dad found out, he nearly died trying not to laugh. There was no way he could punish me. He was too amused and proud, I think.
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