I got sent to the office once for snapping at some retarded kid. Beating up two other kids and plowing my friend during gym (didn't know we were using the "pussy" rules for baseball, gym teacher didn't like that I both did it and had a problem with the rules. the guy gym teacher would have found it hilarious, and given me a star for the day).
I also remember being sent to the office for bad language as well. Which was infuriating considering it wasn't true, I never went to that saturday school, Dad ended up yelling at them for half an hour when they called about it.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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