I was a hellion when I was a kid.
I tore up neighbors lawns
I smashed bottles
I torched my action figures during my pyro stage
I used fruit from the backyard trees as baseballs
I threw ice from ice machines on the top floor of hotels down into the courtyard where wedding receptions were taking place
I spied on neighbors
My friend mooned a cop (on accident)
Once in junior high, my friends and I made up a secret alphabet, and I wrote shit in chalk. The vice principal thought it was gang writing. Man, I had to talk my way out of that one.
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