I never got in trouble, and never will. I don't do dumb shit.
I don't drink or do drugs.
I've been in many fights, but I never started one. It was always the crowd that I hung out with. I no longer associate with them so it no longer happens.
Many stories are about what you did in high school. Well, I never had a detention or anything like that. All my teachers liked me because I was the quiet kid who didn't bother anyone. All that and I was the godless heathen.