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Go faster!
Location: Wisconsin
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it.
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Junkie
Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero
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Glad
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Loser
Location: Scenic Drive
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Well, I gotta get in on this...love limericks!
Not gross, but kinda cute: "There was a young lady called Jo Liked sex on a sleigh in the snow The colder - the better Twould make her much wetter And her nipples would stand up and glow" thanks to "Limerick portraits" |
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Addict
Location: Sarasota
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There once was a man from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent It caused him no trouble He stuck it in double And instead of coming he went ![]() ![]()
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Non-Rookie
Location: Green Bay, WI
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There once was a man in Bell-Air
Who was fucking his wife on the stair The Banister broke In the midst of his stroke and he finished off in midair
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We can't stop here! This is bat country!
Location: SL,UT
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Old mother Hubbard
Old mother Hubbard
Went to her cupboard to get her poor dog a bone but when she bent over Ol' Rover came over and gave her a bone of his own
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Brian: “Ok, all we’ve gotta do is find the American Embassy, and they’ll help us get home” Stewie: “Home? I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel with that intolerable woman, that fat slob, and that insufferable dog… Oh, you’re right here aren’t you? Oh well, I stand by it." |
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Tilted
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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The once was man from Sheen
who invented a wanking machine on the 21st stroke the fucking thing broke and whipped his bollocks to cream
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Banned
Location: Massachusetts, USA
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This is not mine:
The babe, with a cry brief and dismal, fell into the water baptismal. Ere they'd gather'd its plight, It had sunk out of sight, For the depth of the font was abysmal. Same source: The partition of Vavasour Scowles Was a sickener. They came on his bowels in a firkin. His brain was found clogging a drain. And his toes were inside of some towels. But wait, there's MORE!!! Good thing I'm not home where the source is. |
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Tilted
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Man from Sparta - sorry for the bad spelling
There once was a man from Sparta Who was a phenomoinal farta he could fart anything from god save the king to beatoveen's moonlight sonata one time he was dared to perfrom the william tell overture storm noone could dishearten that fart-happy spartan 'cuz his fart was in perfect form Though some thought he couldn't do it they didn't worry him a bit with his legs spread apart he proceeded to fart and collapsed in a shower of shit thats by far my favorite lymrick |
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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All are funny! Thanks!
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Psycho
Location: Massachusetts
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Quote:
"There once was a man from Nantucket" on the front. As he walked away I saw the back of his shirt said "I AM the man from Nantucket. Immediately I thought of this thread. ![]() |
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