There once was a man from Nantucket...
I've heard the beginning to this one a thousand times...anybody know the rest of it?
I tried looking up on Yahoo, but I couldn't find anything... |
*Kelly stares at Panopticon's avatar* (mind go blank)
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it. |
have a kid from middle school saying that on tape, heh
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Also...
There once was a Greek from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it He looked in the glass got a peek at his ass and broke his neck trying to fuck it. |
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Glad |
they're pretty humorous
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*snaps back to consciousness an hour later*
fuck man, that avatar should come with a warning. |
These limericks are gross but funny. :D
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Well, I gotta get in on this...love limericks!
Not gross, but kinda cute: "There was a young lady called Jo Liked sex on a sleigh in the snow The colder - the better Twould make her much wetter And her nipples would stand up and glow" thanks to "Limerick portraits" |
There once was a man from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent It caused him no trouble He stuck it in double And instead of coming he went :) :) |
There was a young fella named Joe
Who thought he would visit a ho When he asked "how much?" She said we'll go dutch But you better have mo than fo. |
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there once was a guy named Dave
who kept a dead whore in a cave She smelt like shit, and was missing a tit But think of the money he saved! |
There once was a guy named hotzot
Who said as he sat on a cold pot If my balls hit the drink My pecker will shrink And I can't afford less than I got. :::::::::::: No offense hotzot, that'n just came to me outta the blue... |
There was a young lady from Wheeling
Who was quite low in sexual feeling When a young prince named Norris Came and touched her clitoris She had to be scraped off the ceiling |
There was a young man named Beagle
Whose age was less than legal When buying a beer He always did fear That he should have ordered it from Spiegel... |
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who promised his dog he would fuck it. But the dog, just in time, Said, "If you don't mind, I'd rather a Chicken McNugget." |
There once was a man in Bell-Air
Who was fucking his wife on the stair The Banister broke In the midst of his stroke and he finished off in midair |
Old mother Hubbard
Old mother Hubbard
Went to her cupboard to get her poor dog a bone but when she bent over Ol' Rover came over and gave her a bone of his own |
There was a young girl named Alice
Who used dynamite as a phallus They found her vagina In North Carolina And part of her anus in Dallas. |
The once was man from Sheen
who invented a wanking machine on the 21st stroke the fucking thing broke and whipped his bollocks to cream |
Hahahah nice one Ripp3r
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lol, nice....
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There was a young man named Ripp3r
Who thought as he sped away in his car My bullocks are cream But I just can't dream What I'm going to tell my doctar... reaching... |
This is not mine:
The babe, with a cry brief and dismal, fell into the water baptismal. Ere they'd gather'd its plight, It had sunk out of sight, For the depth of the font was abysmal. Same source: The partition of Vavasour Scowles Was a sickener. They came on his bowels in a firkin. His brain was found clogging a drain. And his toes were inside of some towels. But wait, there's MORE!!! Good thing I'm not home where the source is. |
there once was a man from peru
who took a trip in his canoe feel asleep dreaming of venus grabbed ahold of his penis and woke up with a handfull of goo |
There Once was a nice man named sweeny ,
Who's wife was a terrible meanie. the latch on her snatch ,had a terrible catch and she could only be fucked by houdini!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: |
Man from Sparta - sorry for the bad spelling
There once was a man from Sparta Who was a phenomoinal farta he could fart anything from god save the king to beatoveen's moonlight sonata one time he was dared to perfrom the william tell overture storm noone could dishearten that fart-happy spartan 'cuz his fart was in perfect form Though some thought he couldn't do it they didn't worry him a bit with his legs spread apart he proceeded to fart and collapsed in a shower of shit thats by far my favorite lymrick |
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All are funny! Thanks! |
traid that was awesome thanks for the laughs all
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There once was a man from Nantucket
who took a pig in a thicket to fuck it the pig said you queer ,get away from my rear and come around to the front and I'll suck it |
there once was a lass from decator, who was had by an old alligator, but nobody knew how she relished that screw, for after he made her he ate her.
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"There once was a man from Nantucket" on the front. As he walked away I saw the back of his shirt said "I AM the man from Nantucket. Immediately I thought of this thread. :lol: |
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