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Man from Sparta - sorry for the bad spelling
There once was a man from Sparta
Who was a phenomoinal farta
he could fart anything
from god save the king
to beatoveen's moonlight sonata
one time he was dared to perfrom
the william tell overture storm
noone could dishearten
that fart-happy spartan
'cuz his fart was in perfect form
Though some thought he couldn't do it
they didn't worry him a bit
with his legs spread apart
he proceeded to fart
and collapsed in a shower of shit
thats by far my favorite lymrick
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