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This is not mine:
The babe, with a cry brief and dismal,
fell into the water baptismal.
Ere they'd gather'd its plight,
It had sunk out of sight,
For the depth of the font was abysmal.
Same source:
The partition of Vavasour Scowles
Was a sickener. They came on his bowels
in a firkin. His brain
was found clogging a drain.
And his toes were inside of some towels.
But wait, there's MORE!!! Good thing I'm not home where the source is.
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