Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-04-04 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

yster · 09-03-2004, 11:09 PM

More from "Fuzzy Memories"

When you're ten years old, and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again.

(short, so one more)

For a while there, instead of calling Grandpa "Grandpa," I started calling him "Grandpappy." But he didn't like that, and asked me to go back to Grandpa. So I did, but I changed it a little. I put an "e" in instead of an "a," so it became "Grendpa."

At first he didn't notice, but then he said, "What did you call me?"

"Grandpa," I said. But then I went back to calling him Grendpa. Finally he said to go ahead and call Grandpappy, which I did, only I changed it a little bit to "Grendpeppy."

KellyC · 09-04-2004, 06:23 AM

This guy always crack me up

thanks!

Kazic · 09-04-2004, 04:48 PM

omg those are funny. loved deep thoughts.

foscon · 09-05-2004, 10:38 AM

I'm cry'in!!!!!!

09-03-2004, 11:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
yster Tilted	Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-04-04 More from "Fuzzy Memories" When you're ten years old, and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. (short, so one more) For a while there, instead of calling Grandpa "Grandpa," I started calling him "Grandpappy." But he didn't like that, and asked me to go back to Grandpa. So I did, but I changed it a little. I put an "e" in instead of an "a," so it became "Grendpa." At first he didn't notice, but then he said, "What did you call me?" "Grandpa," I said. But then I went back to calling him Grendpa. Finally he said to go ahead and call Grandpappy, which I did, only I changed it a little bit to "Grendpeppy."

09-04-2004, 06:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	This guy always crack me up thanks! __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

09-04-2004, 04:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
Kazic Psycho Location: Fortress of Solitude	omg those are funny. loved deep thoughts. __________________ "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

09-05-2004, 10:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
foscon Upright	I'm cry'in!!!!!!