When you're ten years old, and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again.

For a while there, instead of calling Grandpa "Grandpa," I started calling him "Grandpappy." But he didn't like that, and asked me to go back to Grandpa. So I did, but I changed it a little. I put an "e" in instead of an "a," so it became "Grendpa."

At first he didn't notice, but then he said, "What did you call me?"

"Grandpa," I said. But then I went back to calling him Grendpa. Finally he said to go ahead and call Grandpappy, which I did, only I changed it a little bit to "Grendpeppy."