Sage

Ok, this wins the title of "Most interesting and strange thread started today!"

Penis enlargement pills do not work. Ever. For any reason.

Secondly, there are two ways to "surgically" enhance the penis. The first one involves cutting the tendon at the top of the penis, causing it to hang down further. Ever see a porn and the guy's schlong looks like it's coming out from between his legs? He's had his tendon cut. The second is to get a penis enlargement operation, something that I've not heard very much about at all (other than Angilena Jolie is supposedly jonesing for Brad Pitt to get one) but supposedly is possible. In that procedure, they put in a semi-rigid rod into the penis... I think.

Only thing that I know of that WORKS and that I would recommend would be using a penis pump on a semi-regular basis.

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Xera

I did not think those penis pumps worked. I've never met a man that was willing to admit that he had used one, or that he needed to.

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hrandani

There is no effective or safe way to enlarge your penis.

If you do have a very small unit, then you need to man up learn about the other 95% of sex.

Sage

Well, the thing with penis pumps is it also increases sensation due to the massive amount of blood it pulls into the penis. So it's not just about having a giant penis, but about increasing sensation and experiencing different sensations.

And I disagree about the "no effective or safe way to enlarge your penis." Penis vaccum pumps are perscribed by doctors for erectile dysfunction, with the added bonus of stretching the penis tissue over the course of continuious use, thus making the penis larger.

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Xera

I'm wondering if the pump feels good when using it? as a vacuum it would seem likely that it would feel pretty good. If so wouldn't that be a fun experiment? A scientific study of the highest caliber. We would need male volunteers to uhmm weigh in, buy a pump and report progress on size difference over a, what do you think, one year period, is that long enough? Using the pump every day.

No, it's not a masturbation thing, its science!

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loquitur

dunno, ladies........... reading this thread makes me think "ouch." Pumps? Cutting tendons? <i><b>OUCH!!</i></b>

tooth

Yup. Sorta makes you squirm in your seat.

BlackIce

pumps scare me lol but it would be an interesting expirment...I wonder if it really works?

Sage

Using a penis pump every day would be wayyy too much!

Perhaps once a week. They also make pussy pumps, clit pumps, and nipple pumps, three things that are on my christmas list this year!

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Average_Joe

You mean those Enzyte pills don't really work?

Too bad....I always liked those "smiling Bob" commercials on TV.

Mister Coaster

Enzyte and Smiling Bob are not advertising penis enlargement, Enzyte is for erectile disfunction.

I've tried "pumping" several years ago, it wasn't with anything that was labeled as a "penis pump" but it worked the same. It certianly brought my penis to it "fullest potential" but no long term benefits were achieved. I have heard it takes LOTS of dedication to actually do anything perminantly, and even then, it's not much of a change.

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Martel

I've got one that I use for fun. And believe me it is FUN. Sage has generally decided that she doesn't much like having sex right after I've used it, sort of due to a combination of (as I understand it) being a little TOO big and having a different texture (pumping a small amount can make you super-hard, pumping more than that kind of inflates your penis so that it gets bigger and a little squishy... like those big squishy dildoes).

When I first started playing with it about nine months ago, I noticed that I would get hard more often just at random throughout the day. That's really the only major change that I can recall.

I think I might be a bit bigger than I used to be, but its not a big deal and certainly not the highlight of pumping (at least for me). For me it's a sex toy, which I think men by and large miss out on since we don't have the same place to stick all of the cool and funky gadgets women can buy (sure we can stick them in our butts, but its not the same).

All in all, size gains might be there but I'd call it minimal. The good part of pumping is how good it feels... it's like all the additional blood getting trapped up in there just heightens the pleasurable feelings of sex and sex-related activities. I really would recommend it as a fun masturbatory aid and/or sex toy to anyone remotely interested. It feels great!

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Well I wish I was shopping for you because the shit on my wife's list is going to be a pain in the ass.

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alexmad

Continuing this thread, I'd like to add my experience.

When I first shaved my pubic hair I was 12, I hadn't got a lot, but I had enough. It was a little itchy, but not too much. I had a quarrell whith my parents about it, so I decided not to do it anymore.

Nevertheless, some years after I couldn't help to do it again as I like the feeling of being hairless down there. I have done it from time to time since, and it has never been itchy when the hair grows back. I guess my skin must be thicker than average and that avoids itching. I always use a disposable razor, no cream and no after-shave lotions, and I have never had skin problems after.

Recently, I have started to wax my chest, not that I am very hairy, just a little, so I waxed it with cold wax the first time and now with warm roll-on wax since cold wax is disgusting when bits of it stick to your skin after pulling. It doesn't hurt me when I pull hair with wax, odd ? I guess so. Nontheless, I have never tried brazilian waxing, I have used this electric machine instead, the one that pulls hair as you pass it over your skin, Silk-epil is called in most countries nowadays, and it is very satisfactory, hair doesn't grow back for two weeks at least, and it is weaker and softer when growing back.

digme

As far as a wax job, how long does it hurt afterwards? I want it to be a surprise, so the timing is critical.

skier

it hurts maybe a day or two afterwards... everything pretty much healed up and smooth by day three for me.

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stepfordwives

Well I have been shaving (Mach 3) for a while now..rs.. my g/f said if i shave you shave
so i did
now i like it i just keep it that way
trim the pubic hair above the cock and shave the sides and balls and all the way back to the anus (inclusive)...women love it.
i had 1 ingrown hair
hold shit
i wish i had know about the needle and tweezers thing
it took 2 months to go away and hurt like hell in the meanwhile....dont le that happen.

Do it guys
after the 2nd time ul like it alot.
Hey what about the sugar/waxing thing...must hurt alot huh???
ripping hair from your balls....hmmmmmmmmmm

Jozrael

How do you prevent like 1800000 ingrown hairs? Gah. Gahness of DOOM.

Krycheck

Well I'm getting a vasectomy in February and I may not wait till the week of the appointment to shave. As soon as I get all the goodies (good soap, lotion, new razors) I'll get going on it. I already use Mach3 razors

People keep bringing up separate razor for face and crotch and no one says why. The only reason I can see is that your crotch hair is thicker than the hair on your face and your razor wont do such a good job on your face after.

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Halx

The reason why is they dont want to use the same tool on their face that they just used on their crotch.

It doesn't passively hurt at all past the initial "ripping" - however it will hurt up to a day or two later if you bother that area enough. After that its good to go.

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healer

The more I read about the waxing, the more I want to try it - especially if the lady will love it. Maybe I'll get an appointment for the both of us on the same day. Then we can wait two days and bump smooth uglies like crazy.

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SkillinBizkit

Hey. I trimmed the area for the first time and man does it itch! Is is ment to be scratchy unbearably? I preferr not to shave, as it would grow back quicker.

Anyone, any ideas for the scratchyness, and how long does it take to go away?

KellyC

I think someone should make a tutorial at the front page for shaving/waxing/removing hair. 28 pages is a lot scroll through--and to avoid repeated questions.

I just got in the game, started shaving my boy down there and it feels great--albeit itchy, which I can live with. I bought a beard trimmer and it seems to work pretty well so no complaints there. Except...the area around my ass and my balls. One is a place I can't see and the other is very sensitive. Neither place I can afford to be careless (I accidently knicked myself a little on the right ball, scary). Now I don't want any thing sharp going near that area and waxing sounds so damn painful, so I'm thinking about hair removal cream/gel like Nair and Veet. Can any one tell me something about these two products. Are they safe, effective? Would you recommend it for removing balls and ass hair? Any alternatives??

Thanks!

Edit: NVM about Nair and Veet. Alternatives?

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shAzb0t

The first week after the initial trim/shave was pretty brutal. Luckily it was still warm enough outside that I could wear shorts to class, so I opted the boxers and the basketball shorts, to minimize any friction.

As for shaving and hair growing back quicker, that's a myth, so by all means go for the shave. Once you get used to it, you can do it in about a minute when you're in the shower, and it's not risky at all once you know what you're doing. If you don't want itchiness, make sure you shave at least every week (not that difficult) and your hair will stay short enough that you won't experience any friction or pain.

Get past the first little bit, get in the habit, and your skin will get used to it. The only time I feel scratching is if I haven't shaved in over a week.

KellyC

Interesting, and CHEAP waxing method. Any one ever heard of it?

I'll give this a try when I have time and privacy and update y'all.

http://frugalliving.about.com/gi/dyn...11%2Fhair.html

What some people are saying about it:

http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=84233.0

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Commander

My slut is waxed regulary.
Hair is a big NO NO!!

panner

I prefer a hairy bush, myself.
I don't mind if my girlfriend shaves hers clean but she usually leaves it to grow cos she knows I like it.
it seems like somethings missing when its bare and I like to run my fingers through a womans pubic hair.

digme

I've been wanting a wax for a long time, but haven't been able to find an aesthetician in my town that is willing to do one below the belt for a man. Well, I finally found one! I am both excited and terrified at the same time. I'll let you know how it turns out.

I was hoping to post before and after shots in the Exhibition forum, but it looks like its gone. What happened to it?

Addendum:

I'll report back with how it went after I get one. You can PM me if you want the name of the salon.

Creizen

I shaved for the first time recently(damn its prickly walking about atm). I did it whilst in the shower using a mach 3 turbo and soap. Anyway funny thing :

I was really worried about cutting the jangles so I was taking my time, not did I notice my overflow in the bathroom had infact got blocked.. with er I guess me.

Anyway since I was in there a long time, i got out of the shower into a pool outside the shower. and I could hear a waterfall, then I see the water gushing out of the door onto the first floor, then down the stairs, then onto ..the tv, then flooding the first floor.

So the tv is broken and I had to mop the house for 3 hours(so annoying since I'd JUST cleaned the house, spending about 2 hours). Oh well, I just hope the next time goes better.

On the plus, when I showed my gf, she thought it was good, and then talked about how she'll do oral more often.

macandcheese240

I just shaved for the first time like 5 hours ago and i nicked my sac, it hurt like freakin crazy. It also itches like nothing else can.
ohh yeah and i used a mach 3

ssratt

I shave once in a while usually all, but have decided that I will just go for the balls and shaft from now on.
Easier for a condom, otherwise it gets caught and hurts like heck taking it off, as well as easier for BJ, no caught hair
For women I prefer somewhere between neatness and landing strip, not too interested in bald

Now in the other area i just have to find a way to trim it down

Kabsnow

I have found the best solution ever. It is almost impossible to cut yourself with this tool. Yes, you can shave the shaft, your balls, and the forest easily as long as you go slowly. Trim it with scissors first and then use this tool. It shaves right down to bare skin, it is, the Norelco body groomer (it is meant for shaving pubes):Norelco Body Groomer

Fast Forward

Preference in penis size is like buying a car. Some think a Ferrari is the only car to own and others think a VW Bug is the best thing on wheels. If a woman only enjoys sex with "a big one" then she's got problems inside her head - not in her clitoris.

sony2007

hi kamon aso

Plan9

Me: Size matters. Friction is important.
Girl: That saying, "Isn't the size of the ship... but the motion of the ocean."
Me: Yeah, they say that until they get stuck on a dingy.

(drum crash)

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Scheme

I've shaved on and off down there for the past few years, but now I shave around the shaft and balls all the time, keeping them hairless, and shave my upper legs (part hidden if you were to wear briefs) and below the snail trail (my partner loves that bit of hair on me so i keep it for her) every couple of weeks because i myself am not a huge fan of the hair. I'm wanting to wax the hair around my bum but cannot find anywhere, so have asked my partner to do it and think will in the next few weeks.

I'm the first sexual partner that my gf has had and when I met her she didnt shave anything down there. After a while I told her that i'd prefer if she did shave, because I love going down on her (she loves it also) and it'd be nicer for me if she shaved. She's booking a brazillian over the next few weeks herself and I'm realyl looking foward to that

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Jenna

On a guy, I don't really care. I mean, my boyfriend isn't that hairy, so he doesn't shave or trim or anything. But if I was with a guy who had thick hair that got in the way of oral sex, I'd ask him to trim it.

For ladies, I prefer well trimmed or a little landing strip deal. No hair ok, but I think some hair preferable. I have to admit, I'm pretty turned off by a huge bush.

tlsmith

can you get an ingrown hair from plucking???

Halx

The answer is yes, you can get an ingrown hair from anything.

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