Ok, this wins the title of "Most interesting and strange thread started today!"
Penis enlargement pills do not work. Ever. For any reason.
Secondly, there are two ways to "surgically" enhance the penis. The first one involves cutting the tendon at the top of the penis, causing it to hang down further. Ever see a porn and the guy's schlong looks like it's coming out from between his legs? He's had his tendon cut. The second is to get a penis enlargement operation, something that I've not heard very much about at all (other than Angilena Jolie is supposedly jonesing for Brad Pitt to get one) but supposedly is possible. In that procedure, they put in a semi-rigid rod into the penis... I think.
Only thing that I know of that WORKS and that I would recommend would be using a penis pump on a semi-regular basis.
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