09-26-2004, 10:37 PM | #883 (permalink) | |
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Location: Edmontania
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5.7 seems a low estimate anyway, especially when you stop and think half of the population would be under 5.7 inches.
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10-02-2004, 07:50 PM | #888 (permalink) | |
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Location: My own little world (also Canada)
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edit: Most private places in a shared bathroom: bathroom stalls. If you're discreet enough, they might just think you're beating off. :P As far as itching, there may be lotions or something you can use, but as a rule, shaving leads to itching and thou must reap what thy hath sown. |
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10-03-2004, 10:21 PM | #890 (permalink) | |
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Location: My own little world (also Canada)
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Anyways, if a girl ever says you're small (insultingly), tell her she's blown-out. That'll shut her up. |
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10-07-2004, 06:52 PM | #894 (permalink) |
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Find electric razor called "Finishing Touch" it gets as close as any razor I have ever used, and NEVER cuts. Look it up online you can order one, and they cost next to nothing. Trust me on this one... anyone who does any yard work down there will never use anythign else. Its also quick, which is a bonus if lady friend is on the way over and you wanna look your best.
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10-08-2004, 07:26 PM | #897 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Plano, TX
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A twist on that -
It's not the size of the ship... but, then again, the pilgrims didn't get here from England in a rowboat, either.
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10-08-2004, 07:31 PM | #898 (permalink) |
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Location: Az
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Thanks to this thread I decided to try shaving for once.. I've been wanting to for awhile but never got around to it. I mentioned it to my gf and we got into a fight about it. She wanted to know who I was doing it for since she doesn't like it..
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10-11-2004, 08:38 AM | #901 (permalink) |
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A girl friend of mine says she dated a guy that felt inadequate next to a tube of chapstick. She said it was too small to enjoy and she could never marry him because of it. She liked his personality and all but the size was too small. She's no size queen either, it was just THAT small. I feel bad for someone that small.
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10-11-2004, 04:37 PM | #902 (permalink) |
Twitterpated
Location: My own little world (also Canada)
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If that chapstick guy is like that erect, he's in a very small (yes, I went there) minority. I believe the scientific term for that is "micropenis". And while asthetically, size can matter, and on the extreme ends it does, I think most of the "does size matter" questions are regarding having a penis that is smaller, but within normal boundaries (I've not seen many questions on "is my penis too big?" :P ). If it is on the "small side", then there's nothing short of surgery that you can really do about it, so just try to ignore the size.
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10-13-2004, 09:09 PM | #907 (permalink) |
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I find that lettuce or a hot dog bun really dresses it up. Either that or a tiny bowler hat and glasses. Maybe put it next to something small, like legos.
In all seriousness, if you are more than 5.7", you're larger than the average. If you're less you're under the average. Unless you are under 4.5" erect, you should be able to make up for it. There are surgeries out there, but I've heard they take away from the sensation. |
10-15-2004, 08:58 PM | #910 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Chicago-ish
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That Halx dude knows his stuff. Exact - I mean exact - same program here. A little added touch however - use a high-quality shaving oil (i.e. Dermalogica, king of shave (unmentholated) etc.) and you're left with extra silky smooth skin ... that shaving oil and hot water in the shower ... can't beat it with a stick ...
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10-19-2004, 12:30 AM | #915 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: whereever my portable hard drive takes me
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i've found a pretty easy routine, every three days or so i shave in the shower with soap and a mach3 around the landing strip and all over the balls. every 2 weeks i just trim what i don't shave to a decent level with some mini scissors (carefully). so far this has been easy and doesn't itch at all (unless you leave the parts you shave a bit too long)
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10-19-2004, 09:11 AM | #916 (permalink) |
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Location: Plano, TX
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Here's another question - if the average man can jump 28", how come NFL cornerbacks or players in the NBA have 36" vertical leaps?
While I'm sure it's not a prerequisite to have a huge schlong, I also bet it doesn't hurt the job hunt any.
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