06-07-2005, 02:46 PM | #41 (permalink) |
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I have been faked on before, not the ego boosting type which I don't like but can understand the reasons for, but the "I don't want to be here and want him to get off me" kind. She thought I couldn't tell I'm sure, but I could. It wasn't because I was selfish, I tried my best to pleasure her, she just didn't like sex at all. It got so bad that I actually faked it myself a few times because I wasn't into it, which is kinda funny if you think about it.
I can see why you'd do it if you didn't want to hurt his feelings, but I'd rather know, I'm mature enough to handle it and not make a big deal out of it. My wife does not fake and never has far as I know. She usually doesn't have one during sex but will have 2 or 3 during foreplay, and if she can't she just tells me and we move on. I used to not understand how you could enjoy sex without getting off during it, but now I know that girls are wired differently and she can enjoy it even if she doesn't cum once all night, and I don't have the "gotta get her off no matter what" looming over me |
06-09-2005, 01:43 AM | #42 (permalink) | |
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06-11-2005, 12:53 PM | #43 (permalink) |
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I dont have HBO and have never seen that show, i heard a friend say it five years ago
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06-11-2005, 02:56 PM | #44 (permalink) | |
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06-12-2005, 07:02 AM | #45 (permalink) |
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I've fooled men and women. sometimes its just easier then explaining why i didnt come. and you can fake the contractions, the eyes,the moans, the toes, the flush and the bucking. easy.
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06-20-2005, 03:20 PM | #46 (permalink) |
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Now we have the answer - just hook her up to a brain scanning machine.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/06/20...eut/index.html |
06-20-2005, 03:59 PM | #47 (permalink) |
It's All About The Ass!!
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^ OMG thats hilarious
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06-20-2005, 06:00 PM | #48 (permalink) |
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Hehe I'd like to meet a woman who claims to be able to fake involuntary contractions. I'd be willing to bet $1000 she couldn't fool me
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06-20-2005, 06:07 PM | #49 (permalink) | |
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06-20-2005, 06:48 PM | #50 (permalink) | |
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You must be pretty sure on losing because I don't think you would willingly aid evil.
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06-20-2005, 09:14 PM | #51 (permalink) | |
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06-20-2005, 09:25 PM | #52 (permalink) |
It's All About The Ass!!
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Really now? Interesting. I've always thought of going into computers as a possible career (total lie).
Asta!!
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06-21-2005, 02:27 PM | #54 (permalink) |
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Link to BBC News Item : Scan spots women faking orgasms
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4111360.stm
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06-21-2005, 03:00 PM | #55 (permalink) | |
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06-21-2005, 07:41 PM | #57 (permalink) |
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As Ustwo said the contractions would be hard to pull off. There is also the time spent with your partner. Sure I might miss it early on but once I get to know the girl it's pretty easy to spot the fake from the real, there are simply too many singnals involved. Half the time I know how well I'll do before remove the panties. Then there is the way you girls act afterwards.
Also, just because you ladies think you can fake it, doesnt mean you don't get caught. Sometime us guys simply accept the faking. Not all the time mind you There are simply times when you fuck up on the technique or come on too strong or she accepts just to indulge but isn't really in the mood for it. Hell it happens. It's an easy out for you, but it's also an easy out for us. So we accept it. |
06-22-2005, 10:11 AM | #59 (permalink) |
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Controlling an unconcious vaginal response in the tune of many a second would be like using "mind power" to control your heart beat or change your skin temperature. Some people can actually control unconcious repsonses, but they're rare. However, the penis is not exactly a scientific instrument for measuring vaginal behavior. I think women can't truly really fake orgasm (as demonstrated by a brain-machine), but mens' penises CAN be insensitive enough to not notice the difference, even if you're the Almighty Genie of Penises.
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