Ambiguity

Yeah, you won't believe this story, I don’t know if anything like this has happened to any of you, but I though I would share....

So I'm headed out of town for x-mass day, and wanted to give my girlfriend her gifts before I left. Two boxes. One of them was a very G rated gift, scented candles. The other was not so G rated, in fact it was very X rated. This particular box had a pair of those exquisite little panties with a vibrator build in, comes with a remote control, "turns her on from up to 30 yards away!". mmm... Yeah, so I take a ride over to her house, and grab one of the two boxes, the one wrapped in green wrapping paper, because the one if the GREEN wrapping paper is the G rated gift, the one she can open in front of her FAMILY... Maybe some of you see where I'm going with this. The one in the green was not the G rated gift. So, in front of Mom, Pop, Sister, Brother in Law, 2 Cousins, and the dog, my GF opens the green box in holiday excitement, only to reveal... Panties with a built in vibrator, remote included, some assembly required. I can't express the mortification, mostly mine. "What's that mommy?" ask the kids. The dog pants. The mom and dad say something that sounded like "uh, whoops?". I should add that my girlfriend has never moved so fast before. Leaving me in the room alone with the family while she takes the vibrating panties up to her room for hiding. I explained very poorly about the mix-up. They were amused, and thankfully thought the situation was slightly humorous, but I don’t think that under any circumstances should a young lady every open up vibrating panties in front of her parents. Dad took me aside afterwards and let me have it.

My girlfriend said nothing to me until we got into the car and pulled out of the driveway after dinner, at which point she broke down into hysterical laughter/tears, which lasted a good part of the ride home. When the hysterics died down she reached into her pocket and handed me the remote. ;-)

What a day.

I realize most of you haven't opened presents yet, but anything like this every happen to you?

denim

That's great stuff, there. Can't say I've ever done that, nope.

Vincentt

That is damn funny.

Bobaphat

oh the humiliation. good entertainment for us though. thanks for sharing

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SecretMethod70

That sucks.

A couple questions just out of curiosity since they can add even more potential humor to the story: how old are you both? how long have you been dating? and what did the dad say to you?

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derektor

ouch, sorry to hear about that.

ironchef82

That's a great story. I'm glad it turned out well, and that you weren't kicked out of the house or whatnot.

Charlatan

That was funny. Watch out Clavus....

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qweds

shit and i thought her dad winking at me quasi menacingly after he'd heard us (her) through the wall was bad enough, course we just evened up over a cup o' joe

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absorbentishe

Hahaha! I'm laughing with you, not at you! Damn is that bad, could have been worse though.... Not sure right this moment, but it could have.

kurty[B]

Wow, nothing like that has ever happened to me... I hate to say it, but I can't help but laugh. Just to see the expression on everyone's face when she pulled out her gift... I can only imagine. At least it seems the family took it well, and a few years down the road it will be a great laugh for everyone who was there that morning.

El Kaz

Hahaha, oh man, that's priceless! Worthy of a movie indeed

Ruse

lol if only you could have gotten their looks on camera..

tommylee02

Haha! Lucky your girl had a good sense of humor. Oh, one question ... ARE YOU COLOR BLIND? HAHA!

RoboBlaster

Man, I'm dying to hear what the dad had to say.

MikeyChalupa

Man that's a tough spot!

It's funny though... as a dad, I guess you eventually get used to the idea that this guy she's dating/married to is banging your little angel, and you accept that, but do you ever truly come to accept that he's also holding the remote control to her vibrating panties?

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Fate

Awesome post. If that happened to me, I would go wide-eyed and white-faced for a good couple of seconds. Then I could try and casually explain that there was a mix up... and I'm going to go get some boozed up eggnog.

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cybersharp

haha! That was a pretty sweet read... Had me laughing and almost in tears...I can imagen somthing like that happening to me!

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xxSquirtxx

Haha!! That sucks. Funny, though.

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Blackthorn

Nothing like the gift that keeps on giving...

I had a girlfriend's mom walk in on us while she was giving me a Monica.... Now that's an image that I'll never forget!

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belkins

Was it your Dad or her Dad who pulled you aside? Great story!

Kurant

Secrets avatar is mesmerizing.

Ambiguity

We're early 20's, so it's not like back in highschool days where parents call parents to rat you out...

Dad said something along the lines of "I can understand the mix-up, and I hope that is what it was, because if you think pulling something like that is funny young man, I've got news for you. I don't want to know what you kids are doing these days, I really dont want to think about.... what those panties are for, god knows back in my day we kept things simple. Now I suggest we forget this happened, and not speak of it for a long long time. And apologize to her mother, you hear me?"

I managed not to crack a smile, mostly because I didnt know if he was going to try to shoot me or something, but I did apologize. *shakes head.... Good times eh? I'm sure this is the kind of story that will come up years from now, when everyone's had a little to much to drink... And it will most likely be her dad who brings it up.... "Hey, you remember that time _____ opened her christmass presant from _____ and it was a pair of vibrating panties?"

Btw, in case you were wondering, the panties work great. GF was downstairs in the house and I was upstairs with the remote, still worked. It's funny to catch em off guard... ;-)

SecretMethod70

where did you get them? How much?

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snowy

Oh God, that's priceless. Thanks for sharing. If that happened in my family my mother would die from mortification--you're lucky her parents took it so well.

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high_way

damn that is funny. im glad that that has so far not happened to me.

just be glad that her dad didnt have a gun or something like that...

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wgheow

ohh gosh...haaha.

Ambiguity

I bought them at a place in chicago called "lovers lane", it's a chain, I dont know if they have them elsewhere. (the store) The panties were 40 bucks... The vibrating part slides in and out of the crotch, pretty inconspicuious too, and it comes with an attachment for a small dildo that you can attach that would be inserted the entire time you're wearing them... Good times, eh?

SecretMethod70

sweet..... /me lives in Chicago

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Nachtschleicher

Aw man, hell of funny. Whew. Here is the site, though I couldn't find what you were talking about. Perhaps someone else can find it? http://www.loverslane.com/

Really funny story. Thanks for sharing!

kazoo

That sounds like the inspiration for 'Click' by Milo Manara. Whoever possesses the remote possesses Claudia-a very hot series.

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GraveTaker

oh man that's awesome, someone should make a short film abou that....LOL

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Cimarron29414

Marry her - now.

I really can't top your story, but I can add one that was pretty embarrassing. My wife and I exchanged our wedding gifts with one another at our rehearsal dinner. Parents, GRANDPARENTS, friends, cousins, uncles - you get the idea.

My gift was a new door knocker with our surname and marriage date inscribed on it. Hers was a photograph of her laid out in her "wedding night" lingerie! So, the night before I got to see them for real, I got to see them in photo. However, everyone in my entire family and wedding party ALSO got to see them. She thought it was a hoot to embarrass me like that - I grudge fucked her cross-eyed the next night.

My grandparents still talk about it....the picture, not the grudge fucking!

Furry

Oh... fuck that's funny. They both are - I'm in stitches here... That's going to a Christmas legend for some time to come.

Well played, well played.

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bubbagump

great story! I wonder what they told their kids later when they asked about it.

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JStrider

thats frickin hilarious!

im lookin thru that lovers lane website... to see the sex toys you have to sign up... which costs $1 but gives you $1 off your first purchase... guess its to make sure people are serious about getting somethin and not just lookin at the tpictures...

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