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Ambiguity · 12-23-2004, 11:33 PM

Yeah, you won't believe this story, I don’t know if anything like this has happened to any of you, but I though I would share....

So I'm headed out of town for x-mass day, and wanted to give my girlfriend her gifts before I left. Two boxes. One of them was a very G rated gift, scented candles. The other was not so G rated, in fact it was very X rated. This particular box had a pair of those exquisite little panties with a vibrator build in, comes with a remote control, "turns her on from up to 30 yards away!". mmm... Yeah, so I take a ride over to her house, and grab one of the two boxes, the one wrapped in green wrapping paper, because the one if the GREEN wrapping paper is the G rated gift, the one she can open in front of her FAMILY... Maybe some of you see where I'm going with this. The one in the green was not the G rated gift. So, in front of Mom, Pop, Sister, Brother in Law, 2 Cousins, and the dog, my GF opens the green box in holiday excitement, only to reveal... Panties with a built in vibrator, remote included, some assembly required. I can't express the mortification, mostly mine. "What's that mommy?" ask the kids. The dog pants. The mom and dad say something that sounded like "uh, whoops?". I should add that my girlfriend has never moved so fast before. Leaving me in the room alone with the family while she takes the vibrating panties up to her room for hiding. I explained very poorly about the mix-up. They were amused, and thankfully thought the situation was slightly humorous, but I don’t think that under any circumstances should a young lady every open up vibrating panties in front of her parents. Dad took me aside afterwards and let me have it.

My girlfriend said nothing to me until we got into the car and pulled out of the driveway after dinner, at which point she broke down into hysterical laughter/tears, which lasted a good part of the ride home. When the hysterics died down she reached into her pocket and handed me the remote. ;-)

What a day.

I realize most of you haven't opened presents yet, but anything like this every happen to you?

12-23-2004, 11:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ambiguity Tilted	An X-Rated Christmas Yeah, you won't believe this story, I don’t know if anything like this has happened to any of you, but I though I would share.... So I'm headed out of town for x-mass day, and wanted to give my girlfriend her gifts before I left. Two boxes. One of them was a very G rated gift, scented candles. The other was not so G rated, in fact it was very X rated. This particular box had a pair of those exquisite little panties with a vibrator build in, comes with a remote control, "turns her on from up to 30 yards away!". mmm... Yeah, so I take a ride over to her house, and grab one of the two boxes, the one wrapped in green wrapping paper, because the one if the GREEN wrapping paper is the G rated gift, the one she can open in front of her FAMILY... Maybe some of you see where I'm going with this. The one in the green was not the G rated gift. So, in front of Mom, Pop, Sister, Brother in Law, 2 Cousins, and the dog, my GF opens the green box in holiday excitement, only to reveal... Panties with a built in vibrator, remote included, some assembly required. I can't express the mortification, mostly mine. "What's that mommy?" ask the kids. The dog pants. The mom and dad say something that sounded like "uh, whoops?". I should add that my girlfriend has never moved so fast before. Leaving me in the room alone with the family while she takes the vibrating panties up to her room for hiding. I explained very poorly about the mix-up. They were amused, and thankfully thought the situation was slightly humorous, but I don’t think that under any circumstances should a young lady every open up vibrating panties in front of her parents. Dad took me aside afterwards and let me have it. My girlfriend said nothing to me until we got into the car and pulled out of the driveway after dinner, at which point she broke down into hysterical laughter/tears, which lasted a good part of the ride home. When the hysterics died down she reached into her pocket and handed me the remote. ;-) What a day. I realize most of you haven't opened presents yet, but anything like this every happen to you?