Strangest place you have ever masterbated?
 

Ok, let me start out by saying that I know these "masterbation threads" are gettting kind of over used in this forum. However, I recently was talking to a friend of mine and for some weird reason, he felt the need to tell me about how he almost got "busted" jerking off in the Wal-Mart dressing room the other day. I was speechless! First of all, I was shocked he would even tell me this, but even more so, that he was "tryin' to jerk" in a public area. After I got over my shock, I asked him what the hell he was doing that for? He replied with an almost disbelief tone and said, "what....you never did that?" He continued to say that "it just happened" and laughed it off.
Ummmmm......no can't say I ever have. Although......it sounds kind of "naughty" in a sense. (of course I didn't tell him that")

Then....to top it off, I heard my other friend tell us how his GF has admitted to "getting herself off at her work" with those little ball things that women can put inside of them and also claimed that other women have masterbated at work as well. (where is this place...I want a job there) I must say... I didn't believe him.
Unless.....I am missing out on something here.
Honestly, I only thought this was something for Penthouse Forum and never put a lot of stock into it.
Then I remebered George Micheals (spelling) getting busted in a mens restroom jerkin. And then Pee Wee Herman too........
I will admit of getting EXTREMELY turned on in the strangest places, but it never dawned on me, to go take care of business, on the spot.
Anyone have an interesting tale? We would like to know!:D
Maybe a store dressing room, or maybe a car. Maybe a bus or an airplane.......

In the office of a U.S. senator. No shit.

I second at work.... also in an outhouse in the winter alongside the rocky mountains :)

i've done it in the car(driving gets interesting)..watched while someone was driving and masturbating...and at work many times...

Really? How do you get away with that at work? Do you just excuse yourself to the bathroom? Do you work in an office setting? I am very curious on how people can be doing this all around me, and me not knowing....arrgg. It's very erotic now.:D

I'd imagine that for a girl, it's easy to get off at work. Just go to the bathroom, slip the toy of choice in the proper orifice(s), and turn them on a low to medium setting, and get back to the desk!

I don't think women generally carry around vibrators. Although......I could be wrong! Thats a whole different thread. LOL

I've never done it at work, just never had the urge while there. The weirdest place though would probably be a high school bathroom. Not that strange I guess, but that's all I can really think of. I once masturbated a girlfriend in a theater.. does that count?

I second while driving and at work

yeah, you just go to the bathroom...it's kind of hot...since someone coudl walk in at any minute..not that they would see you, but still..and weird, since it IS bathroom...lol.. i work in a restaraunt currently, but have done it at an office job...i would have done it in a dressing room, but was afraid there might be cameras

Oh boy.....I'm getting all tingly and stuff * mind wanders off* hmmm. This is very intriguing.....;)
Thanks for the posts:crazy:

At work (3 diff jobs)

at 16, outside steps of an elementary school at 2am in the middle of summer so no real kids were about. And no it had nothing to do with kids, I just got horny walking by at 2am and got this crazy idea....

After I started really getting into masturbating I made it a point to do it in as many bathrooms as possible. Friends houses, family member's houses... anywhere I could get a few minutes alone with no threat of being caught...

But I think the strangest one was the bathroom of a church during my grandmother's 80th birthday party.

it is illegal for changing rooms to have cameras unless visibly and clearly posted for the patrons.

i guess in my dorm room loft with my roommate below in her bed

Yeah, that always stops people. I've spotted them before.

In in-school suspension. 14 years old with 6 hours all by myself in a little room? Fuggetaboutit.

When one of my friends was in driving education, he was out driving with the teacher and also his brother as a partner. While his brother was driving the car, he found himself alone in the backseat with his brother and a 60 year old driving teacher sitting mere inches in front of him

Yea, he did it

really funny but I honestly dunno if I can buy that one - it's just so unbelievable :)

Movie theater.

...in the middle (standing) of a deserted highway at 3am...by moonlight even...

sometimes you just gotta take care of buisiness

let's see, off the top of my head:

while driving (I was bored)
in the back of a bus (it was a long journey)
in the middle of a parking lot, at night (can't say why, just thought it might be a useful experience)
high school bathroom during the break (felt like it)
summer camp, in the dorm room with 20 other kids around me sleeping (or masturbating, who knows)
various public bathrooms (out of necessity)
in a swimming pool once; there was noone in the water, but there were people lounging by the side of the pool (seemed like a kinky idea)

on her chest.

i've made a habit of trying to beat off at every job i've held. some places were impossible, but i'd say i've done it at a good 75% of them. and friends houses too.

my favorite was doing it in my college bedrooms while sharing them with one or two others, and having them be asleep in teh room.

On the stage at an elementary school, in the auditorium. This was after hours of course, but in the gymnasium 1 door away there was a basketball game going on... hey, I was bored and all the lights were out, what do you expect me to do?~

Yeah, all the jobs I've worked at... except the current one, come to think about it (no pun intended).

Also, physics class, 11th grade. It was a boring class movie, I was in the back of the class.... hot chicks at the tables in front of me....

1. While driving (although apparently that's not as unusual as I would have thought!) I was on a long, boring, straight stretch of road in northern Minnesota on my way to pick up ratbastid at the airport and I just couldn't wait :)

2. Sitting in an aisle seat watching Hamlet (the play, not the movie) at some theater in London. I was wearing a big wool poncho sort of thing that made a nice little tent so you couldn't really see any movement, and I kept the shuddering to a minimum. I don't think anybody noticed. And if they did, well, they have a lovely story to tell now, don't they?

While driving once.
At every job I've worked. When the mood hits you, you got to take care of it!
Watching a movie in a theater.
In the mall bathroom.

Off the top of my head and in no particular order:

1) On an empty subway car
2) The back of a greyhound bus at night
3) Hospital examination room after hours (it was where I worked)
4) Various office environments in which I've worked
5) In the car while driving
6) In an overnight flight under a blanket (no one sitting beside me)
7) In the bathroom at Queen's Park (the seat of Provincial Government in Ontario)
8) On the roof of my house

There is this thing, I think, but don't quote me, for women, that is called the Rabbit? Or is it the Butterfly? I will have to do some searching and get back, but basically it goes over the woman's area and just makes her squirmy all day long.

I did it while driving once on a long stretch of highway at night.

back agian, sorry, the Jack Rabbit is a vibrator with a clit stimulator, the Butterfly (the site was blocked here at work) is the one I was referring too. Any women out there know of it.

http://www.mypleasure.com/education/...rtheladies.asp

This was the description:
Tips for selecting, using and caring for "ladies only" toys, including clitoral stimulators and nipple toys: The MyPleasure Sex Toy Guide by Tamar Love ... strong -- too strong for some women's tastes. If you enjoy a deep, intense vibration, the butterfly vibe might be a ... Discreet Toys. Breast Foreplay. Sex Toy Guide

SOrry for the thread jack.

The restroom at work, many times.

In the car while driving, once or twice. Didn't finish though.

For me its at friends houses, and then recently at work but not in the stall but standing in front of the urinal. I had to let er fly.

The weirdest I have ever heard of though is an old roomate of mine rubbed one out while waiting in a doctor's office. The doctor could have come in at any moment but didn't. That takes balls.

The City Morgue

in an airplane, while driving, bottom of grand canyon, principals bathroom, library, photo darkroom, city park, train, cemetary

A couple of weeks ago I did it on a public bus full of people and with loverboy right next to me...

it was amazing

I used to do it all the time in school, just sit on the corner of someones desk while talking to them and slowly move myself around. Seems like everything was way more sensitive back then.

Kit

Lets see if I can remember the places that ive done it.

Dorm room with room mate asleep 10' away
Driving
Hotel bathroom, I was staying in the room with my family
roof of my house
got my girlfriend off on a crowded bus( we where on the way back from a school trip)
airplane restroom
girlfriends bed

Thats all I can remember right now but Im sure there are more

:eek: :icare: ....Now thats hot!

*shakes head in amazment*

Wow........:crazy:

OMG