if I remember anywhere else I'll post some more.

The women of TFP ARE of a different breed...

Me - > While driving. Various times, all times of day :)
-> Work - yay for the cooler at my bakery
-> School *shrugs* empty changeroom/bathrooms
-> not that it's a big deal, but it's kinda public, the balcony of my apartment :D

All I can say....is Sue and FA....I swear....I'll never be able to look at another woman again and not wonder????
My God.........just knowing that you do that is "such a frickin turn on". And I thought this would only be guys responding to this.
Thanks for your posts. *retreats towards the bathroom*

he he LOL

While pulling radio watch in my command post in Baghdad, Iraq.

Inside a Bradley FV while supposedly supposed to be fixing an electrical problem.

In a bathroom in one of Saddam's old summer palaces in Baghdad :)

Hey soldiers over here get real bored. I bet I could get some stories some of ya'll wouldn't believe after being away from your spouse for 8 months :)

While driving

In the bathroom at work

You win, congratulations!

Uh, how???!!?! Please do tell. Um, did people, like notice and stuff?

deserted railway station, sea (not far from the seashore), ski lift (standing up), middle of the street (nobody there, drunk)

Once I took my little egg vibe into work and did it at my desk while my boss was out. But I guess maybe that's not too weird. *shrug*

That's...just...awesome, man. :thumbsup:

That's one you can tell your grandkids. Oh...wait...eww, maybe not. :o

Still...that rocks. :D

Sweetheart, I have one on my keychain.. :) (always good for a laugh or three going thru airport security - -ma'am - what's thaton your keychain - is that mace? No sir, it's a virbrator)

I have entirely too much fun sometimes..

*sticks next to maleficent*
You're the kind of people I need to hang around more.

In the middle of a small forested area at a camp I go every summer
for a week... Was horny, felt like it would be something different, finished off, and continued biking :P

In a strawberry field on the side of a hill as the sun was going down.

Damn, I wish I wasn't alone then.

ummm i dunno

Airport bathroom w/ laptop on the baby changing station.

Airplane bathroom while in the air

Some sketch room with a lock at some sketch resturant in mexico after i landed :D

also car of course some of those road trips are long!

also at work some of those days are long!

and uhh... girlfriends bedroom after she left in the morning to go to class. Her clever plot to give me blu-balls failed miserably!

few others, intresting ones, but i wouldn't call any of em "strange"

In the driver's seat of a backhoe at a construction site on a Sunday evening. What can I say, I was a teenager at the time.

Let's see... When I was in my last years of high school I was real big into exhibitionist porn. I decided one day at school that I would skip a period, go to a park that I normally took people with me to to get high, and go into the woods and jerk it. Things were going good until I saw a dude walk up and start looking out in the woods in my direction. I quickly put it away and got out of there.

Later I learned that it is not uncommon for groups of gay men to fool around in public parks, they're kinda like bathhouses used to be I guess. I am glad that I was not joined by any other guys while I was out there.

btw... the morgue comment is kinda disturbing, but i'm not judging i promise.

Heard someone done it in the libarry. not the bathroom but one of the "video rooms" it was so obvious he was jerking off.. kinda gross

Armoured army vehicle in a war drill.

inside the couch, yes inside a couch, I was building a couch fort w/ chairs blankets and couch cushions.

Let's just say that I joined the Mile High Club...alone.

BTW - maleficent, you are most excellent! I've always considered carrying around a few sex toys and raunchy porn in my briefcase for the sole purpose of freaking out the airport security drones.

weird:middle of the night in middle of a golf-course
weirder:regularly in school on any of the back benches...that was when i was really young(abt the 2nd grade)...i didnt know what i did other than i liked it :P
weirdest:behind a curtain when a big boring party going on in the room

one time when i was a kid and i had to share a hotel room in paris with my parents.... lol...

in the garage with my dads screw driver

uhhh, are you a guy or girl? and I hope you protected yourself from what was on the screwdriver.

Laying on the lawn in my backyard at night. I just had the urge to do it outdoors on a cool, clear night.

As far as I can remember, i've never masturbated anywhere outside my house. I can't get off in stressful situations. Thus I wouldn't be able to in a public bathroom with people around.

car, parking lot
dressing room
work bathroom
inlaw's bathroom
front porch
while driving
in front of a mirror
on my closet floor
in a public swimming pool
on a balcony in Mexico
on camera
in my front yard, surrounded by flowers

True story: I was at work and needed a pen quickly, so I grabbed one from a female co-worker's desk. I pressed a button that I thought would make the stylus come out, but instead it started vibrating. Otherwise it looked like a normal (kind of large) ball point pen.

It was simultaneously sexy and disturbing.

The bathroom on a train.
In my backyard laying on the grass.

1-Middle of Sophmore Biology
2-Outhouse on Kelly Drive
3-Friend's Bedroom
4-Airplane bathroom (while in the air)
5-Amtrak bathroom
6-In a field, at night, standing up.
7-At a Phillies game

The strangest place I've whacked off in was my high school library. I didn't finish because that would have been a hell of a wet spot to explain. I also whacked off in the back office of my old job. My friend use to work at the same video store where I did that, and he later told me that when he opened in the morning, and it was slow, he'd grab a video box cover and walk back to the bathrooms. He would then stand with his foot propped in the door and beat off. If anyone walked into the store, he would zip up and pretend he had just got done using the bathroom. Fucking hysterical just picturing him doing it.

Oh, by the way, the two guys that beat off on the roof of their houses, that rocks.

In a car, while parked
At work
In a basement car park
At a public pool, in a lockable shower
In the woods, all alone
Outside Nancy's window (just kidding) :D

In no particular order:

At an office job
In an airplane bathroom over the Atlantic
In a mall bookstore
In the Paris airport bathroom
Driving

Out of respect for this thread, yesterday I masturbated in a sauna - all alone, of course.

hahaha, true that

Strangely enough I got the urge while in a bathroom at Kennedy Space Center.

Other than that I think I've only done it in my house...

I've done it most places listed,except U.S. Senators offfice.
My coolest place is in my deer stand 25 feet up. Hey, if the bucks are getting off
I've got every right too! Almost a yearly event for twenty years now!

i'm in awe of you all. except for the occassional long road trip, i'm just too shy to do it anywhere outside of my house.

No. Friggin. Way.