Strangest place you have ever masterbated? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Dawson70 · 08-09-2004, 01:15 PM

Ok, let me start out by saying that I know these "masterbation threads" are gettting kind of over used in this forum. However, I recently was talking to a friend of mine and for some weird reason, he felt the need to tell me about how he almost got "busted" jerking off in the Wal-Mart dressing room the other day. I was speechless! First of all, I was shocked he would even tell me this, but even more so, that he was "tryin' to jerk" in a public area. After I got over my shock, I asked him what the hell he was doing that for? He replied with an almost disbelief tone and said, "what....you never did that?" He continued to say that "it just happened" and laughed it off.
Ummmmm......no can't say I ever have. Although......it sounds kind of "naughty" in a sense. (of course I didn't tell him that")

Then....to top it off, I heard my other friend tell us how his GF has admitted to "getting herself off at her work" with those little ball things that women can put inside of them and also claimed that other women have masterbated at work as well. (where is this place...I want a job there) I must say... I didn't believe him.
Unless.....I am missing out on something here.
Honestly, I only thought this was something for Penthouse Forum and never put a lot of stock into it.
Then I remebered George Micheals (spelling) getting busted in a mens restroom jerkin. And then Pee Wee Herman too........
I will admit of getting EXTREMELY turned on in the strangest places, but it never dawned on me, to go take care of business, on the spot.
Anyone have an interesting tale? We would like to know!

Maybe a store dressing room, or maybe a car. Maybe a bus or an airplane.......

Aladdin Sane · 08-09-2004, 03:53 PM

In the office of a U.S. senator. No shit.

HockeyGuy · 08-09-2004, 04:03 PM

I second at work.... also in an outhouse in the winter alongside the rocky mountains

veruca · 08-09-2004, 04:21 PM

i've done it in the car(driving gets interesting)..watched while someone was driving and masturbating...and at work many times...

Dawson70 · 08-09-2004, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by veruca
i've done it in the car(driving gets interesting)..watched while someone was driving and masturbating...and at work many times...

Really? How do you get away with that at work? Do you just excuse yourself to the bathroom? Do you work in an office setting? I am very curious on how people can be doing this all around me, and me not knowing....arrgg. It's very erotic now.

DEI37 · 08-09-2004, 04:34 PM

I'd imagine that for a girl, it's easy to get off at work. Just go to the bathroom, slip the toy of choice in the proper orifice(s), and turn them on a low to medium setting, and get back to the desk!

Dawson70 · 08-09-2004, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by DEI37
I'd imagine that for a girl, it's easy to get off at work. Just go to the bathroom, slip the toy of choice in the proper orifice(s), and turn them on a low to medium setting, and get back to the desk!

I don't think women generally carry around vibrators. Although......I could be wrong! Thats a whole different thread. LOL

repeater · 08-09-2004, 04:56 PM

I've never done it at work, just never had the urge while there. The weirdest place though would probably be a high school bathroom. Not that strange I guess, but that's all I can really think of. I once masturbated a girlfriend in a theater.. does that count?

jdubz · 08-09-2004, 05:14 PM

I second while driving and at work

veruca · 08-09-2004, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by Dawson70
Really? How do you get away with that at work? Do you just excuse yourself to the bathroom? Do you work in an office setting? I am very curious on how people can be doing this all around me, and me not knowing....arrgg. It's very erotic now.

yeah, you just go to the bathroom...it's kind of hot...since someone coudl walk in at any minute..not that they would see you, but still..and weird, since it IS bathroom...lol.. i work in a restaraunt currently, but have done it at an office job...i would have done it in a dressing room, but was afraid there might be cameras

Dawson70 · 08-09-2004, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by veruca
yeah, you just go to the bathroom...it's kind of hot...since someone coudl walk in at any minute..not that they would see you, but still..and weird, since it IS bathroom...lol.. i work in a restaraunt currently, but have done it at an office job...i would have done it in a dressing room, but was afraid there might be cameras

Oh boy.....I'm getting all tingly and stuff * mind wanders off* hmmm. This is very intriguing.....

Thanks for the posts

Holo · 08-09-2004, 06:03 PM

At work (3 diff jobs)

at 16, outside steps of an elementary school at 2am in the middle of summer so no real kids were about. And no it had nothing to do with kids, I just got horny walking by at 2am and got this crazy idea....

World's King · 08-09-2004, 06:15 PM

After I started really getting into masturbating I made it a point to do it in as many bathrooms as possible. Friends houses, family member's houses... anywhere I could get a few minutes alone with no threat of being caught...

But I think the strangest one was the bathroom of a church during my grandmother's 80th birthday party.

SecretMethod70 · 08-09-2004, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by veruca
yeah, you just go to the bathroom...it's kind of hot...since someone coudl walk in at any minute..not that they would see you, but still..and weird, since it IS bathroom...lol.. i work in a restaraunt currently, but have done it at an office job...i would have done it in a dressing room, but was afraid there might be cameras

it is illegal for changing rooms to have cameras unless visibly and clearly posted for the patrons.

RainbowBright · 08-09-2004, 07:18 PM

i guess in my dorm room loft with my roommate below in her bed

MSD · 08-09-2004, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by SecretMethod70
it is illegal for changing rooms to have cameras unless visibly and clearly posted for the patrons.

Yeah, that always stops people. I've spotted them before.

filtherton · 08-09-2004, 07:31 PM

In in-school suspension. 14 years old with 6 hours all by myself in a little room? Fuggetaboutit.

Beanie · 08-09-2004, 08:44 PM

When one of my friends was in driving education, he was out driving with the teacher and also his brother as a partner. While his brother was driving the car, he found himself alone in the backseat with his brother and a 60 year old driving teacher sitting mere inches in front of him

Yea, he did it

SecretMethod70 · 08-09-2004, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by Beanie
When one of my friends was in driving education, he was out driving with the teacher and also his brother as a partner. While his brother was driving the car, he found himself alone in the backseat with his brother and a 60 year old driving teacher sitting mere inches in front of him

Yea, he did it

really funny but I honestly dunno if I can buy that one - it's just so unbelievable

omega2K4 · 08-09-2004, 09:35 PM

Movie theater.

imkeen · 08-09-2004, 09:42 PM

...in the middle (standing) of a deserted highway at 3am...by moonlight even...

sometimes you just gotta take care of buisiness

roboshark · 08-10-2004, 12:48 AM

let's see, off the top of my head:

while driving (I was bored)
in the back of a bus (it was a long journey)
in the middle of a parking lot, at night (can't say why, just thought it might be a useful experience)
high school bathroom during the break (felt like it)
summer camp, in the dorm room with 20 other kids around me sleeping (or masturbating, who knows)
various public bathrooms (out of necessity)
in a swimming pool once; there was noone in the water, but there were people lounging by the side of the pool (seemed like a kinky idea)

hannukah harry · 08-10-2004, 01:12 AM

on her chest.

i've made a habit of trying to beat off at every job i've held. some places were impossible, but i'd say i've done it at a good 75% of them. and friends houses too.

my favorite was doing it in my college bedrooms while sharing them with one or two others, and having them be asleep in teh room.

Jay You Dee · 08-10-2004, 02:04 AM

On the stage at an elementary school, in the auditorium. This was after hours of course, but in the gymnasium 1 door away there was a basketball game going on... hey, I was bored and all the lights were out, what do you expect me to do?~

Latch · 08-10-2004, 05:27 AM

Yeah, all the jobs I've worked at... except the current one, come to think about it (no pun intended).

Also, physics class, 11th grade. It was a boring class movie, I was in the back of the class.... hot chicks at the tables in front of me....

lurkette · 08-10-2004, 06:14 AM

1. While driving (although apparently that's not as unusual as I would have thought!) I was on a long, boring, straight stretch of road in northern Minnesota on my way to pick up ratbastid at the airport and I just couldn't wait

2. Sitting in an aisle seat watching Hamlet (the play, not the movie) at some theater in London. I was wearing a big wool poncho sort of thing that made a nice little tent so you couldn't really see any movement, and I kept the shuddering to a minimum. I don't think anybody noticed. And if they did, well, they have a lovely story to tell now, don't they?

absorbentishe · 08-10-2004, 06:31 AM

While driving once.
At every job I've worked. When the mood hits you, you got to take care of it!
Watching a movie in a theater.
In the mall bathroom.

Charlatan · 08-10-2004, 06:33 AM

Off the top of my head and in no particular order:

1) On an empty subway car
2) The back of a greyhound bus at night
3) Hospital examination room after hours (it was where I worked)
4) Various office environments in which I've worked
5) In the car while driving
6) In an overnight flight under a blanket (no one sitting beside me)
7) In the bathroom at Queen's Park (the seat of Provincial Government in Ontario)
8) On the roof of my house

Bentley Little · 08-10-2004, 07:55 AM

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Originally posted by Dawson70
I don't think women generally carry around vibrators. Although......I could be wrong! Thats a whole different thread. LOL

There is this thing, I think, but don't quote me, for women, that is called the Rabbit? Or is it the Butterfly? I will have to do some searching and get back, but basically it goes over the woman's area and just makes her squirmy all day long.

I did it while driving once on a long stretch of highway at night.

Bentley Little · 08-10-2004, 07:58 AM

back agian, sorry, the Jack Rabbit is a vibrator with a clit stimulator, the Butterfly (the site was blocked here at work) is the one I was referring too. Any women out there know of it.

http://www.mypleasure.com/education/...rtheladies.asp

This was the description:
Tips for selecting, using and caring for "ladies only" toys, including clitoral stimulators and nipple toys: The MyPleasure Sex Toy Guide by Tamar Love ... strong -- too strong for some women's tastes. If you enjoy a deep, intense vibration, the butterfly vibe might be a ... Discreet Toys. Breast Foreplay. Sex Toy Guide

SOrry for the thread jack.

tooth · 08-10-2004, 08:02 AM

The restroom at work, many times.

In the car while driving, once or twice. Didn't finish though.

ruggerp11 · 08-10-2004, 08:09 AM

For me its at friends houses, and then recently at work but not in the stall but standing in front of the urinal. I had to let er fly.

The weirdest I have ever heard of though is an old roomate of mine rubbed one out while waiting in a doctor's office. The doctor could have come in at any moment but didn't. That takes balls.

cameroncrazy822 · 08-10-2004, 09:10 AM

The City Morgue

08-10-2004, 10:46 AM

in an airplane, while driving, bottom of grand canyon, principals bathroom, library, photo darkroom, city park, train, cemetary

Nancy · 08-10-2004, 11:35 AM

A couple of weeks ago I did it on a public bus full of people and with loverboy right next to me...

it was amazing

Kitenn Kaboodle · 08-10-2004, 11:58 AM

I used to do it all the time in school, just sit on the corner of someones desk while talking to them and slowly move myself around. Seems like everything was way more sensitive back then.

Kit

MageB420666 · 08-10-2004, 12:10 PM

Lets see if I can remember the places that ive done it.

Dorm room with room mate asleep 10' away
Driving
Hotel bathroom, I was staying in the room with my family
roof of my house
got my girlfriend off on a crowded bus( we where on the way back from a school trip)
airplane restroom
girlfriends bed

Thats all I can remember right now but Im sure there are more

Dawson70 · 08-10-2004, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by Kitenn Kaboodle
I used to do it all the time in school, just sit on the corner of someones desk while talking to them and slowly move myself around. Seems like everything was way more sensitive back then.

Kit

....Now thats hot!

Dawson70 · 08-10-2004, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nancy
A couple of weeks ago I did it on a public bus full of people and with loverboy right next to me...

it was amazing

*shakes head in amazment*

Wow........

98MustGT · 08-10-2004, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by cameroncrazy822
The City Morgue

OMG

08-09-2004, 01:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
Dawson70 Here to Help My Fellow TFP'er Location: All over the Net....(ok Wisconsin)	Strangest place you have ever masterbated? Ok, let me start out by saying that I know these "masterbation threads" are gettting kind of over used in this forum. However, I recently was talking to a friend of mine and for some weird reason, he felt the need to tell me about how he almost got "busted" jerking off in the Wal-Mart dressing room the other day. I was speechless! First of all, I was shocked he would even tell me this, but even more so, that he was "tryin' to jerk" in a public area. After I got over my shock, I asked him what the hell he was doing that for? He replied with an almost disbelief tone and said, "what....you never did that?" He continued to say that "it just happened" and laughed it off. Ummmmm......no can't say I ever have. Although......it sounds kind of "naughty" in a sense. (of course I didn't tell him that") Then....to top it off, I heard my other friend tell us how his GF has admitted to "getting herself off at her work" with those little ball things that women can put inside of them and also claimed that other women have masterbated at work as well. (where is this place...I want a job there) I must say... I didn't believe him. Unless.....I am missing out on something here. Honestly, I only thought this was something for Penthouse Forum and never put a lot of stock into it. Then I remebered George Micheals (spelling) getting busted in a mens restroom jerkin. And then Pee Wee Herman too........ I will admit of getting EXTREMELY turned on in the strangest places, but it never dawned on me, to go take care of business, on the spot. Anyone have an interesting tale? We would like to know! Maybe a store dressing room, or maybe a car. Maybe a bus or an airplane....... __________________ "I Finally Finished My Goal....You Can Too! Yippie Ki Ya...

08-09-2004, 03:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
Aladdin Sane Degenerate Location: San Marvelous	In the office of a U.S. senator. No shit. __________________ Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.

08-09-2004, 04:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
veruca Psycho Location: 4 privet drive	i've done it in the car(driving gets interesting)..watched while someone was driving and masturbating...and at work many times... __________________ How you turned my world, you precious thing You starve and near exhaust me Everything I've done, I've done for you I move the stars for no one

08-09-2004, 04:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	I'd imagine that for a girl, it's easy to get off at work. Just go to the bathroom, slip the toy of choice in the proper orifice(s), and turn them on a low to medium setting, and get back to the desk! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

08-09-2004, 04:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
repeater Crazy Location: Chicago	I've never done it at work, just never had the urge while there. The weirdest place though would probably be a high school bathroom. Not that strange I guess, but that's all I can really think of. I once masturbated a girlfriend in a theater.. does that count? __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. -Raoul Duke

08-09-2004, 04:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
HockeyGuy Psycho Location: London, England	I second at work.... also in an outhouse in the winter alongside the rocky mountains

08-09-2004, 05:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
jdubz Tilted	I second while driving and at work

08-09-2004, 06:03 PM	#12 (permalink)
Holo A Real American	At work (3 diff jobs) at 16, outside steps of an elementary school at 2am in the middle of summer so no real kids were about. And no it had nothing to do with kids, I just got horny walking by at 2am and got this crazy idea.... __________________ I happen to like the words "fuck", "cock", "pussy", "tits", "cunt", "twat", "shit" and even "bitch". As long as I am not using them to describe you, don't go telling me whether or not I can/should use them...that is, if you want me to continue refraining from using them to describe you. ~Prince

08-09-2004, 06:15 PM	#13 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	After I started really getting into masturbating I made it a point to do it in as many bathrooms as possible. Friends houses, family member's houses... anywhere I could get a few minutes alone with no threat of being caught... But I think the strangest one was the bathroom of a church during my grandmother's 80th birthday party. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-09-2004, 07:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
RainbowBright Crazy	i guess in my dorm room loft with my roommate below in her bed

08-09-2004, 07:31 PM	#17 (permalink)
filtherton Junkie Location: In the land of ice and snow.	In in-school suspension. 14 years old with 6 hours all by myself in a little room? Fuggetaboutit.

08-09-2004, 08:44 PM	#18 (permalink)
Beanie Upright	When one of my friends was in driving education, he was out driving with the teacher and also his brother as a partner. While his brother was driving the car, he found himself alone in the backseat with his brother and a 60 year old driving teacher sitting mere inches in front of him Yea, he did it

08-09-2004, 09:35 PM	#20 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	Movie theater. __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

08-09-2004, 09:42 PM	#21 (permalink)
imkeen Insane	...in the middle (standing) of a deserted highway at 3am...by moonlight even... sometimes you just gotta take care of buisiness

08-10-2004, 12:48 AM	#22 (permalink)
roboshark Crazy	let's see, off the top of my head: while driving (I was bored) in the back of a bus (it was a long journey) in the middle of a parking lot, at night (can't say why, just thought it might be a useful experience) high school bathroom during the break (felt like it) summer camp, in the dorm room with 20 other kids around me sleeping (or masturbating, who knows) various public bathrooms (out of necessity) in a swimming pool once; there was noone in the water, but there were people lounging by the side of the pool (seemed like a kinky idea) __________________ I want no escape.

08-10-2004, 01:12 AM	#23 (permalink)
hannukah harry Junkie	on her chest. i've made a habit of trying to beat off at every job i've held. some places were impossible, but i'd say i've done it at a good 75% of them. and friends houses too. my favorite was doing it in my college bedrooms while sharing them with one or two others, and having them be asleep in teh room. __________________ shabbat shalom, mother fucker! - the hebrew hammer

08-10-2004, 02:04 AM	#24 (permalink)
Jay You Dee Tilted Location: Cleveland, TN	On the stage at an elementary school, in the auditorium. This was after hours of course, but in the gymnasium 1 door away there was a basketball game going on... hey, I was bored and all the lights were out, what do you expect me to do?~

08-10-2004, 05:27 AM	#25 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Yeah, all the jobs I've worked at... except the current one, come to think about it (no pun intended). Also, physics class, 11th grade. It was a boring class movie, I was in the back of the class.... hot chicks at the tables in front of me....

08-10-2004, 06:14 AM	#26 (permalink)
lurkette My future is coming on Moderator Emeritus Location: east of the sun and west of the moon	1. While driving (although apparently that's not as unusual as I would have thought!) I was on a long, boring, straight stretch of road in northern Minnesota on my way to pick up ratbastid at the airport and I just couldn't wait 2. Sitting in an aisle seat watching Hamlet (the play, not the movie) at some theater in London. I was wearing a big wool poncho sort of thing that made a nice little tent so you couldn't really see any movement, and I kept the shuddering to a minimum. I don't think anybody noticed. And if they did, well, they have a lovely story to tell now, don't they? __________________ "If ten million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." - Anatole France

08-10-2004, 06:31 AM	#27 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	While driving once. At every job I've worked. When the mood hits you, you got to take care of it! Watching a movie in a theater. In the mall bathroom.

08-10-2004, 06:33 AM	#28 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Off the top of my head and in no particular order: 1) On an empty subway car 2) The back of a greyhound bus at night 3) Hospital examination room after hours (it was where I worked) 4) Various office environments in which I've worked 5) In the car while driving 6) In an overnight flight under a blanket (no one sitting beside me) 7) In the bathroom at Queen's Park (the seat of Provincial Government in Ontario) 8) On the roof of my house __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-10-2004, 07:58 AM	#30 (permalink)
Bentley Little Insane Location: In my head...	back agian, sorry, the Jack Rabbit is a vibrator with a clit stimulator, the Butterfly (the site was blocked here at work) is the one I was referring too. Any women out there know of it. http://www.mypleasure.com/education/...rtheladies.asp This was the description: Tips for selecting, using and caring for "ladies only" toys, including clitoral stimulators and nipple toys: The MyPleasure Sex Toy Guide by Tamar Love ... strong -- too strong for some women's tastes. If you enjoy a deep, intense vibration, the butterfly vibe might be a ... Discreet Toys. Breast Foreplay. Sex Toy Guide SOrry for the thread jack. __________________ That is my 2 cents.

08-10-2004, 08:02 AM	#31 (permalink)
tooth Addict	The restroom at work, many times. In the car while driving, once or twice. Didn't finish though.

08-10-2004, 08:09 AM	#32 (permalink)
ruggerp11 Cautiously soaring Location: exploring my new home in SF	For me its at friends houses, and then recently at work but not in the stall but standing in front of the urinal. I had to let er fly. The weirdest I have ever heard of though is an old roomate of mine rubbed one out while waiting in a doctor's office. The doctor could have come in at any moment but didn't. That takes balls. __________________ Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it. --Mark Twain Do What makes you happy --Me BUT! "Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

08-10-2004, 09:10 AM	#33 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	The City Morgue

08-10-2004, 10:46 AM	#34 (permalink)
shrug Guest	in an airplane, while driving, bottom of grand canyon, principals bathroom, library, photo darkroom, city park, train, cemetary

08-10-2004, 11:35 AM	#35 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	A couple of weeks ago I did it on a public bus full of people and with loverboy right next to me... it was amazing __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

08-10-2004, 11:58 AM	#36 (permalink)
Kitenn Kaboodle Upright	I used to do it all the time in school, just sit on the corner of someones desk while talking to them and slowly move myself around. Seems like everything was way more sensitive back then. Kit

08-10-2004, 12:10 PM	#37 (permalink)
MageB420666 <Insert wise statement here> Location: Hell if I know	Lets see if I can remember the places that ive done it. Dorm room with room mate asleep 10' away Driving Hotel bathroom, I was staying in the room with my family roof of my house got my girlfriend off on a crowded bus( we where on the way back from a school trip) airplane restroom girlfriends bed Thats all I can remember right now but Im sure there are more __________________ Apathy: The best outlook this side of I don't give a damn.