Strangest place you have ever masterbated?
 

Ok, let me start out by saying that I know these "masterbation threads" are gettting kind of over used in this forum. However, I recently was talking to a friend of mine and for some weird reason, he felt the need to tell me about how he almost got "busted" jerking off in the Wal-Mart dressing room the other day. I was speechless! First of all, I was shocked he would even tell me this, but even more so, that he was "tryin' to jerk" in a public area. After I got over my shock, I asked him what the hell he was doing that for? He replied with an almost disbelief tone and said, "what....you never did that?" He continued to say that "it just happened" and laughed it off.
Ummmmm......no can't say I ever have. Although......it sounds kind of "naughty" in a sense. (of course I didn't tell him that")

Then....to top it off, I heard my other friend tell us how his GF has admitted to "getting herself off at her work" with those little ball things that women can put inside of them and also claimed that other women have masterbated at work as well. (where is this place...I want a job there) I must say... I didn't believe him.
Unless.....I am missing out on something here.
Honestly, I only thought this was something for Penthouse Forum and never put a lot of stock into it.
Then I remebered George Micheals (spelling) getting busted in a mens restroom jerkin. And then Pee Wee Herman too........
I will admit of getting EXTREMELY turned on in the strangest places, but it never dawned on me, to go take care of business, on the spot.
Anyone have an interesting tale? We would like to know!:D
Maybe a store dressing room, or maybe a car. Maybe a bus or an airplane.......

In the office of a U.S. senator. No shit.

I second at work.... also in an outhouse in the winter alongside the rocky mountains :)

i've done it in the car(driving gets interesting)..watched while someone was driving and masturbating...and at work many times...

Really? How do you get away with that at work? Do you just excuse yourself to the bathroom? Do you work in an office setting? I am very curious on how people can be doing this all around me, and me not knowing....arrgg. It's very erotic now.:D

I'd imagine that for a girl, it's easy to get off at work. Just go to the bathroom, slip the toy of choice in the proper orifice(s), and turn them on a low to medium setting, and get back to the desk!

I don't think women generally carry around vibrators. Although......I could be wrong! Thats a whole different thread. LOL

I've never done it at work, just never had the urge while there. The weirdest place though would probably be a high school bathroom. Not that strange I guess, but that's all I can really think of. I once masturbated a girlfriend in a theater.. does that count?

I second while driving and at work

yeah, you just go to the bathroom...it's kind of hot...since someone coudl walk in at any minute..not that they would see you, but still..and weird, since it IS bathroom...lol.. i work in a restaraunt currently, but have done it at an office job...i would have done it in a dressing room, but was afraid there might be cameras

Oh boy.....I'm getting all tingly and stuff * mind wanders off* hmmm. This is very intriguing.....;)
Thanks for the posts:crazy:

At work (3 diff jobs)

at 16, outside steps of an elementary school at 2am in the middle of summer so no real kids were about. And no it had nothing to do with kids, I just got horny walking by at 2am and got this crazy idea....

After I started really getting into masturbating I made it a point to do it in as many bathrooms as possible. Friends houses, family member's houses... anywhere I could get a few minutes alone with no threat of being caught...

But I think the strangest one was the bathroom of a church during my grandmother's 80th birthday party.

it is illegal for changing rooms to have cameras unless visibly and clearly posted for the patrons.

i guess in my dorm room loft with my roommate below in her bed

Yeah, that always stops people. I've spotted them before.

In in-school suspension. 14 years old with 6 hours all by myself in a little room? Fuggetaboutit.

When one of my friends was in driving education, he was out driving with the teacher and also his brother as a partner. While his brother was driving the car, he found himself alone in the backseat with his brother and a 60 year old driving teacher sitting mere inches in front of him

Yea, he did it

really funny but I honestly dunno if I can buy that one - it's just so unbelievable :)

Movie theater.

...in the middle (standing) of a deserted highway at 3am...by moonlight even...

sometimes you just gotta take care of buisiness

let's see, off the top of my head:

while driving (I was bored)
in the back of a bus (it was a long journey)
in the middle of a parking lot, at night (can't say why, just thought it might be a useful experience)
high school bathroom during the break (felt like it)
summer camp, in the dorm room with 20 other kids around me sleeping (or masturbating, who knows)
various public bathrooms (out of necessity)
in a swimming pool once; there was noone in the water, but there were people lounging by the side of the pool (seemed like a kinky idea)

on her chest.

i've made a habit of trying to beat off at every job i've held. some places were impossible, but i'd say i've done it at a good 75% of them. and friends houses too.

my favorite was doing it in my college bedrooms while sharing them with one or two others, and having them be asleep in teh room.

On the stage at an elementary school, in the auditorium. This was after hours of course, but in the gymnasium 1 door away there was a basketball game going on... hey, I was bored and all the lights were out, what do you expect me to do?~

Yeah, all the jobs I've worked at... except the current one, come to think about it (no pun intended).

Also, physics class, 11th grade. It was a boring class movie, I was in the back of the class.... hot chicks at the tables in front of me....

1. While driving (although apparently that's not as unusual as I would have thought!) I was on a long, boring, straight stretch of road in northern Minnesota on my way to pick up ratbastid at the airport and I just couldn't wait :)

2. Sitting in an aisle seat watching Hamlet (the play, not the movie) at some theater in London. I was wearing a big wool poncho sort of thing that made a nice little tent so you couldn't really see any movement, and I kept the shuddering to a minimum. I don't think anybody noticed. And if they did, well, they have a lovely story to tell now, don't they?

While driving once.
At every job I've worked. When the mood hits you, you got to take care of it!
Watching a movie in a theater.
In the mall bathroom.

Off the top of my head and in no particular order:

1) On an empty subway car
2) The back of a greyhound bus at night
3) Hospital examination room after hours (it was where I worked)
4) Various office environments in which I've worked
5) In the car while driving
6) In an overnight flight under a blanket (no one sitting beside me)
7) In the bathroom at Queen's Park (the seat of Provincial Government in Ontario)
8) On the roof of my house

There is this thing, I think, but don't quote me, for women, that is called the Rabbit? Or is it the Butterfly? I will have to do some searching and get back, but basically it goes over the woman's area and just makes her squirmy all day long.

I did it while driving once on a long stretch of highway at night.

back agian, sorry, the Jack Rabbit is a vibrator with a clit stimulator, the Butterfly (the site was blocked here at work) is the one I was referring too. Any women out there know of it.

http://www.mypleasure.com/education/...rtheladies.asp

This was the description:
Tips for selecting, using and caring for "ladies only" toys, including clitoral stimulators and nipple toys: The MyPleasure Sex Toy Guide by Tamar Love ... strong -- too strong for some women's tastes. If you enjoy a deep, intense vibration, the butterfly vibe might be a ... Discreet Toys. Breast Foreplay. Sex Toy Guide

SOrry for the thread jack.

The restroom at work, many times.

In the car while driving, once or twice. Didn't finish though.

For me its at friends houses, and then recently at work but not in the stall but standing in front of the urinal. I had to let er fly.

The weirdest I have ever heard of though is an old roomate of mine rubbed one out while waiting in a doctor's office. The doctor could have come in at any moment but didn't. That takes balls.

The City Morgue

in an airplane, while driving, bottom of grand canyon, principals bathroom, library, photo darkroom, city park, train, cemetary

A couple of weeks ago I did it on a public bus full of people and with loverboy right next to me...

it was amazing

I used to do it all the time in school, just sit on the corner of someones desk while talking to them and slowly move myself around. Seems like everything was way more sensitive back then.

Kit

Lets see if I can remember the places that ive done it.

Dorm room with room mate asleep 10' away
Driving
Hotel bathroom, I was staying in the room with my family
roof of my house
got my girlfriend off on a crowded bus( we where on the way back from a school trip)
airplane restroom
girlfriends bed

Thats all I can remember right now but Im sure there are more

:eek: :icare: ....Now thats hot!

*shakes head in amazment*

Wow........:crazy:

OMG

if I remember anywhere else I'll post some more.

The women of TFP ARE of a different breed...

Me - > While driving. Various times, all times of day :)
-> Work - yay for the cooler at my bakery
-> School *shrugs* empty changeroom/bathrooms
-> not that it's a big deal, but it's kinda public, the balcony of my apartment :D

All I can say....is Sue and FA....I swear....I'll never be able to look at another woman again and not wonder????
My God.........just knowing that you do that is "such a frickin turn on". And I thought this would only be guys responding to this.
Thanks for your posts. *retreats towards the bathroom*

he he LOL

While pulling radio watch in my command post in Baghdad, Iraq.

Inside a Bradley FV while supposedly supposed to be fixing an electrical problem.

In a bathroom in one of Saddam's old summer palaces in Baghdad :)

Hey soldiers over here get real bored. I bet I could get some stories some of ya'll wouldn't believe after being away from your spouse for 8 months :)

While driving

In the bathroom at work

You win, congratulations!

Uh, how???!!?! Please do tell. Um, did people, like notice and stuff?

deserted railway station, sea (not far from the seashore), ski lift (standing up), middle of the street (nobody there, drunk)

Once I took my little egg vibe into work and did it at my desk while my boss was out. But I guess maybe that's not too weird. *shrug*

That's...just...awesome, man. :thumbsup:

That's one you can tell your grandkids. Oh...wait...eww, maybe not. :o

Still...that rocks. :D

Sweetheart, I have one on my keychain.. :) (always good for a laugh or three going thru airport security - -ma'am - what's thaton your keychain - is that mace? No sir, it's a virbrator)

I have entirely too much fun sometimes..

*sticks next to maleficent*
You're the kind of people I need to hang around more.

In the middle of a small forested area at a camp I go every summer
for a week... Was horny, felt like it would be something different, finished off, and continued biking :P

In a strawberry field on the side of a hill as the sun was going down.

Damn, I wish I wasn't alone then.

ummm i dunno

Airport bathroom w/ laptop on the baby changing station.

Airplane bathroom while in the air

Some sketch room with a lock at some sketch resturant in mexico after i landed :D

also car of course some of those road trips are long!

also at work some of those days are long!

and uhh... girlfriends bedroom after she left in the morning to go to class. Her clever plot to give me blu-balls failed miserably!

few others, intresting ones, but i wouldn't call any of em "strange"

In the driver's seat of a backhoe at a construction site on a Sunday evening. What can I say, I was a teenager at the time.

Let's see... When I was in my last years of high school I was real big into exhibitionist porn. I decided one day at school that I would skip a period, go to a park that I normally took people with me to to get high, and go into the woods and jerk it. Things were going good until I saw a dude walk up and start looking out in the woods in my direction. I quickly put it away and got out of there.

Later I learned that it is not uncommon for groups of gay men to fool around in public parks, they're kinda like bathhouses used to be I guess. I am glad that I was not joined by any other guys while I was out there.

btw... the morgue comment is kinda disturbing, but i'm not judging i promise.

Heard someone done it in the libarry. not the bathroom but one of the "video rooms" it was so obvious he was jerking off.. kinda gross

Armoured army vehicle in a war drill.

inside the couch, yes inside a couch, I was building a couch fort w/ chairs blankets and couch cushions.

Let's just say that I joined the Mile High Club...alone.

BTW - maleficent, you are most excellent! I've always considered carrying around a few sex toys and raunchy porn in my briefcase for the sole purpose of freaking out the airport security drones.

weird:middle of the night in middle of a golf-course
weirder:regularly in school on any of the back benches...that was when i was really young(abt the 2nd grade)...i didnt know what i did other than i liked it :P
weirdest:behind a curtain when a big boring party going on in the room

one time when i was a kid and i had to share a hotel room in paris with my parents.... lol...

in the garage with my dads screw driver

uhhh, are you a guy or girl? and I hope you protected yourself from what was on the screwdriver.

Laying on the lawn in my backyard at night. I just had the urge to do it outdoors on a cool, clear night.

As far as I can remember, i've never masturbated anywhere outside my house. I can't get off in stressful situations. Thus I wouldn't be able to in a public bathroom with people around.

car, parking lot
dressing room
work bathroom
inlaw's bathroom
front porch
while driving
in front of a mirror
on my closet floor
in a public swimming pool
on a balcony in Mexico
on camera
in my front yard, surrounded by flowers

True story: I was at work and needed a pen quickly, so I grabbed one from a female co-worker's desk. I pressed a button that I thought would make the stylus come out, but instead it started vibrating. Otherwise it looked like a normal (kind of large) ball point pen.

It was simultaneously sexy and disturbing.

The bathroom on a train.
In my backyard laying on the grass.

1-Middle of Sophmore Biology
2-Outhouse on Kelly Drive
3-Friend's Bedroom
4-Airplane bathroom (while in the air)
5-Amtrak bathroom
6-In a field, at night, standing up.
7-At a Phillies game

The strangest place I've whacked off in was my high school library. I didn't finish because that would have been a hell of a wet spot to explain. I also whacked off in the back office of my old job. My friend use to work at the same video store where I did that, and he later told me that when he opened in the morning, and it was slow, he'd grab a video box cover and walk back to the bathrooms. He would then stand with his foot propped in the door and beat off. If anyone walked into the store, he would zip up and pretend he had just got done using the bathroom. Fucking hysterical just picturing him doing it.

Oh, by the way, the two guys that beat off on the roof of their houses, that rocks.

In a car, while parked
At work
In a basement car park
At a public pool, in a lockable shower
In the woods, all alone
Outside Nancy's window (just kidding) :D

In no particular order:

At an office job
In an airplane bathroom over the Atlantic
In a mall bookstore
In the Paris airport bathroom
Driving

Out of respect for this thread, yesterday I masturbated in a sauna - all alone, of course.

hahaha, true that

Strangely enough I got the urge while in a bathroom at Kennedy Space Center.

Other than that I think I've only done it in my house...

I've done it most places listed,except U.S. Senators offfice.
My coolest place is in my deer stand 25 feet up. Hey, if the bucks are getting off
I've got every right too! Almost a yearly event for twenty years now!

i'm in awe of you all. except for the occassional long road trip, i'm just too shy to do it anywhere outside of my house.

No. Friggin. Way.

I just remembered another place: on top a parked crane in Bonn (Germany) in the middle of the night drunk on my way back home after partying.

I had a coworker who would leave her desk for "happy breaks"

Kept her in a good mood all day. If she started having a bad day she'd excuse herself and go to the bathroom for some relief.

Ummm, my friend's mum's bedroom. The mum was really hot, and the friend had gone downstairs to fix something to eat and left me in there with the computer playing Leisure Suite Larry of all things....

Just had a crazy idea. Next time I am flying alone, wank whilst flying, and just before I climax, go for a negative G maneuver. That could be interesting...

I'll look forward to reading about you on Fark or the Darwin Awards.

In my girlfriend's parents shower. She was with me at the time and taking care of her own business as well.

the morgue? wow, hell I've only done it in my house, that's it, never even thought of doing it anywhere else...

I have two hands. One on each of my joysticks.

remind me to never use the bathroom on an airplane again :)

In a "Nut Hut"/ "Brain Farm" for you earth people a Psychatric Hostpital.

I headin' on a road trip across country, I fill ya in, if I do anything wierd. :)

In the garage of my old house with this slut I was getting blow jobs from. I would not have sex with her, I would just get blow jobs. She wanted me to masterbate in my garage with the door open so anyone driving by my house could look in and see. She was kind of screwed up anyway, as the first time we met at a bar she was opening her shirt and playing with her boobs. I am telling you, she was a screwed up girl.

alright, well, someone beat me to the airlplane restroom...

Parking lot of my highschool, in my car, during the lunch hour. Have gotten a girl of in church, upper balcony during the sermon too, if that counts.

i ve done it behind the office desk in the bathroom at work and outside by the railroad and on the back of a car while strange girl driving. etc etc

In the public library!

in my backyard and at a baseball field, 100 yards from a neighboorhood, and 30 yards from bikers.

That's hot. Few things are sexier than watching a woman get herself off. I need to find a girl who will masturbate in front of me.

I think my most bizzare place was a public library

In a chum bucket on a coastal fishing charter.

When I was in school. In spanish class. checking out the set of lungs on the teacher. with other students in desks in front, behind, and beside me. I made an art out of rubbing my wang through my Levis without getting caught.