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Lindy 11-01-2004 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Numbaguy
I love this thread! My answer is:
At work, right now (or perhaps in the next couple of minutes whilst I surf for something appropriate to get me going.
I find myself distracted most days until I can relieve myself and then get back to thinking about what I'm supposed to be doing.

Other places:
In church (it's true!) - I was in the choir, and I had a long robe on!
:)

Oooooh yeah. Look for me in the front row this Sunday.
Lindy
(see my post today under the "Christian girls....." thread. Oh what fun!

superredhead 11-01-2004 08:23 PM

in college, in the back of class.. while a movie was going... two hours ago. i like wearing skirts :)

mrklixx 11-01-2004 09:21 PM

While......posting......on.....an....internet....discussion......forum. :D

Dizzet 11-08-2004 05:55 AM

Military traning ground... Was so damn boring laying in a bush waiting for the enemy

fatbob 11-08-2004 08:54 AM

in a peep show in amsterdam...didn't plan to just thought that it was my duty.

NosVette 11-08-2004 02:29 PM

Strangest place I ever "Shook hands with Satan" was behind someone in a car. I was riding bitch in the back seat and they were up front and din't notice till next day when they saw cumstain on the upholstery. I was holding a conversation with them all the way through the deed.

RespectThat 11-08-2004 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrklixx
While......posting......on.....an....internet....discussion......forum. :D


That's....not....so....strange. :D

jillian 11-08-2004 05:28 PM

in the car.. on the bus.. at work... in class...in a club...on stage...firends houses... cemetary...car dealer (test drive)... dressing room... locker room... health club... tanning bed... beach... pool deck.. pool...rollercoaster...nascar race..... i could go on and on

jillian 11-08-2004 05:31 PM

the weirdest would have to be at a boyfriends house while eating dinner with his parents... he started rubbing my leg and i just couldnt help myself... his mom and dad had no clue but he knew and thats all that mattered... or at least i dont think they noticed

Chemical Smoo 11-08-2004 05:33 PM

some of you are strange individuals...

soloist124 11-08-2004 06:40 PM

while driving and looking at hot women.. at the same time ;D

Dawson70 11-08-2004 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superredhead
in college, in the back of class.. while a movie was going... two hours ago. i like wearing skirts :)

See me after class.............!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:

Dawson70 11-08-2004 06:54 PM

Damn....this thread really took off. (or got off) LOL
It goes to show, the urge is stronger than the vanity!

LoganSnake 11-08-2004 07:32 PM

At work, school.

How do you do it while driving? I mean, from my personal experience I get cranky if I don't finish. It seems to me that in order to finish in the car, you'd have to jizz on the steering wheel or something. Do you guys keep tissues handy?

kollege_gal2000 11-09-2004 08:50 AM

In the middle of my class. It's great being a girl.

-:mantra:- 11-09-2004 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jillian
in the car.. on the bus.. at work... in class...in a club...on stage...firends houses... cemetary...car dealer (test drive)... dressing room... locker room... health club... tanning bed... beach... pool deck.. pool...rollercoaster...nascar race..... i could go on and on


Thats f'en hilarious!!
I mean roller coaster?! Nascar race?!! It's like they're just not exciting enough for you, so you have to add that little bit extra....
Sorry, I'm not having a go but I'm just picturing it. :thumbsup:

OK my turn *thinks up place*.......funeral!

stommie29 11-09-2004 04:45 PM

locker room

Ridge 11-09-2004 10:01 PM

Driving down the Interstate. If I get tired, I just whip it out and start stroking to stay awake. Works great for me.

braisler 11-10-2004 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sushiboy
I have a question for all the male, public masturbaters. What the hell do you do with the nut? Leave it on the floor? wipe it on your pants?

This has come [pun] up a few times in this thread, so I thought I would chime in. If tissues are not available and you don't want to make a mess, you can use a technique called retrograde ejaculation. I am sure that you can do a search on it and learn more, but basically at the moment of release (or just before) you hold down with firm pressure at the base the underside of your penis compressing the urethra. The ejaculate, unable to move forward through the urethra, travels retrograde up to the bladder. I can hear some jaws dropping out there. Yes, it is possible. And no, it doesn't hurt.

I have used retrograde ejaculation myself. While the sensation is unusual at first, the technique can come in handy when you don't want everything to come out all over. It can be particularly useful skill if you have a woman who prefers not to have a load delivered orally, but you would prefer to remain in her mouth. Not quite as good as letting everything go, but perhaps a close second. On a historical note, it has been documented that many men (particularly kings, though this is likely because their lives are more often documented) were counseled on how to practice retrograde ejaculation as a means to prevent unwanted pregnancy. Coitus reservatus instead of coitus interruptus, though I wouldn't really recommend either as a form of birth control.

Lastly, a disclaimer. There is a small increase in the risk of developing a urinary tract infection if you don't otherwise practice good hygiene. This risk can be decreased by urinating soon after.

And on the topic of the thread:

In the backseat of a car my mom was driving and Grandma in the passenger seat
In the loft space of a motorhome (we took family road trips when I was young)
At school (junior, high, college, graduate)
At work (multiple jobs)
In a pool
In the ocean
In front of my wife while on the interstate
Dorm room while roommate slept on lower bunk

I'm sure there are more...

Disco Stu 11-10-2004 05:03 PM

I had a homie that was in the back seat of his parents car on a road trip. Story goes that he was playing around with the sun visor when the idea struck. He pulled it off :)

Justsomeguy 11-10-2004 05:32 PM

Into the sour cream container when I worked at Taco Bell.

omid 11-11-2004 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toilet_duck
This fuckin' thread rocks. Here's my list:

In the pacific ocean, while hanging onto a buyoy
on the roof of a local grocery store
inside the walk-in refridgerator at Pizza Hut
my friends house, on his mom's bed
at a cemetery
in a phone booth


uhhhhhhh you win.

Bottle-o-Suds 11-11-2004 11:32 AM

In the Sea of Cortez in Mexico

LIMilf 11-11-2004 08:39 PM

In the car after being away from my girlfreind for a while. She finished me off though later that night.

RolandGilead 11-12-2004 06:35 AM

sitting on the girl`s toilet in a youth hostel....
it was kinda fun :)

Fohur2 11-12-2004 07:20 AM

Train.

By the way,in the ocean would the salt...hurt down there?

rabblerouser 11-17-2004 09:24 PM

Here is my list:
In the car while driving
Many times in high school during study hall
In my dorm room with roommates sleeping close by
Work bathroom

Now my question:

With all these unusual public places being listed, did anyone ever get caught? I don't think I have, but I have to wonder if my roommates in college ever woke up and heard me.

ColonelSpecial 11-17-2004 10:32 PM

My list:
church pew (though no one else was around)
hot springs
hot tub with two guy friends with no clue as to what was going on

OPgary 11-19-2004 01:59 PM

I have done it at a park, at a school yard in evening, in car,in a river, in a lake, at work, in a movie, back of a greyhound, at night in my cot in the Army, on guard duty (In Army), on an Aleutian Island in a deserted quonset hut.

Dingo2879 11-19-2004 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justsomeguy
Into the sour cream container when I worked at Taco Bell.

now that's just wrong!

strcrssd 11-22-2004 05:58 AM

1) In an air plane restroom (who hasn't)?
2) At a rest stop in northern texas...wandered off into the woods. Was a beautifal place.
3) At work (restroom)
4) University Restroom

Alix 11-22-2004 06:58 AM

At work (restroom and at my desk)
Backseat of a car with a girl friend of mine while 2 others were in the front seat

gorilla_ 11-22-2004 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OPgary
I have done it at a park, at a school yard in evening, in car,in a river, in a lake, at work, in a movie, back of a greyhound, at night in my cot in the Army, on guard duty (In Army), on an Aleutian Island in a deserted quonset hut.

Ummm :hmm: What were you doing at the back of a greyhound?

RolandGilead 11-22-2004 11:40 AM

I think he means the world famous Greyhound-Omnibusses,:)
but on the second thought...

Tenaglia 11-24-2004 03:43 PM

Well .. humm .. done it at my friends apartment .. behind a house on my way somewhere ( felt the need ) ....

I've jerked off my gf in a taxi crammed with people :)
And she's jerked me off while I was driving :)

Jay Francis 11-25-2004 02:45 PM

Interesting anecdote. In the late 1800's and early 1900's, when there were clothing sweat shops in which the women were working at foot powered mechanical sewing machines, a journalist passing through one noted that every once and a while a seamstress would cry out and collapse on her sewing machine for a few minutes. It turned out that the women had learned how to stimulate themselves via the treadle action of the sewing machine and that this form of masturbation was very common.

maestroxl 11-26-2004 07:31 AM

Ditto at work. Haven't tried it in the car. But I did it in an airplane lavatory, probably more than once if I tried hard to remember.

Nocturnal 11-29-2004 03:54 AM

On the train under the newspaper!! I was young and hideously horny and didn't care it I got caught. Luckily I didn't. :crazy:

thlayli 12-03-2004 02:39 PM

In my car, in the parking lot at my High School

angeltek 12-03-2004 03:20 PM

I just remembered one from a couple years ago. At my friends place listening to him and his girl doing it.


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