Mr Honest

yes of course you do. You WIN the prize of gloves covered in broken glass which you can't ever remove from your hands. Post a picture of yourself cos your hands are NEVER coming near to me you filthy beast

You beat me anyway (but not with your hands, DON'T EVER touch me with your hands you monster!)

I've remembered more than last time I posted.

On the sofa when I was a teen (at home). The dog only sniffed the cum once and he never sniffed it again
At the bottom of the garden (not in sight of people, oh please) Ahhh fresh air handjob, the fear of being caught. The stealth of pants down to knees.
toilets at work in my first job.
Various rooms at work in my first job. (who wiped up the mess, cos it wasn't me!)
ohh the sickness of youth. I'm too old for this now. There are somethings you just can't do when your older.

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spongy

Was driving from Vegas to Portland, was way too tired to make it.. so i figured if I did it while driving I would stay awake longer.

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GonePostal

I was in a Bed & Breakfast in Ireland, on vacation with my family. I couldn't sleep one night, so I walked into the common bathroom and jerked off. Not so exotic, but weird now that I think back on it.

stevie667

Walking home and in a minature golf course, thanks to the miracle of XL tequila bottles!

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Redlemon

So... were you drunk, or were you using the neck of the bottle as a masturbation aid?

"If I could make love to a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
I'd search the world over to find one
that had the exact same circumference as you"

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taboo

hmmm in the car, in the bathroom of an office building, and many more places

absofsteel

at school
at work
in a tanning booth
clothing store dressing rooms
cemetary....4 different ones at least
while driving

corpheous

In a radio shack